I'm listening to Dashboard Confessional right now....please, someone put their foot up my ass and knock some sense into me.

I'm not talking about some decent gags like GameSpot's homage to System Wars, but idiots who put rubber spiders on your leg, or fake dog poop on top of your PS2. A woman today told me I had a bug on my shoulder, so naturally, I looked, and she tricked me. Ha ha, I got fooled. Then I grabbed her and powerbombed her through a sewer lid.

And it was pretty damn tasty. It has been getting a lot of bad press for being so full of calories and fat, but it's actually BETTER for you than if you were to go to a truck stop and have bacon, eggs and some pancakes. It's not nearly as bad as the Grand Slam Breakfast from Denny's either. Needless to say, I'll be getting another one tommorrow, although they are somewhat expensive....

And there you have it, yet another food related journal entry.

So, it's finally starting to feel like spring here in the greatest state in the world, Minnesota, where people go out in shorts if it hits 50. I felt on top of the world today because of all the nice weather, so I went over to my local Pizza Hut, hoping to gorge myself beyond normal human limits at their buffet, and what do I see on their white board next to the door "As of March 15th, there will be no buffets!" Damn you Pizza Hut, damn you to the bowels of bloody hell! Luckily, it was Taco Tuesday at TJ's, so I just went there instead for a little less than it would have costed at Pizza Hut.

On a completely un-related note, I just finished one of my GWE promos for this upcoming weeks, and I honestly think it is my best ever. I need to make up for my lackluster showing against that evil Robbie IV.

It's true. How else could you explain some of the stuff I see in this country, like American Idol being #1 on TV every single week. Are there THAT many 14 year old girls and gay men in this country? I guess so. And as for Americans being fat, that's true also. Go out some night during the summer, and just survey the scene with your eyes. You'll be mortified by some of the sights, like fat black women who still think they are sexy, so they insist on wearing shorts that make their ass look like a hot air balloon. I love my country, but I don't love a lot of what I see in it, like sex offenders getting jobs in elementary schools, when, in a REAL country, those men would have their testicles chopped off and their houses burned to the ground.

I got suspended over a remark about Terri Schiavo, which I can understand, since it WAS pretty tasteless. Just wanted to let me legions of fans know that I am back.

OK, so my journal entry tonight isn't about baby seals. It's actually about something even more hilarious:

TI-82 Tetris>Anything on the PSP.

I would rather buy a SEGA Nomad than a PSP.

End mini-rant.

I'm taking a break from complaining about morons, bad parents, and celebrities, to give you a little insight as to what I want to see on the next generation consoles, be it Xbox 360, PS3, or Nintendo's next failure of a system:

1. The ability to capture in game video from any game, and the ability to upload this video for others to see. This would usher in a whole new era of people speeding through games to show annonymous people on the internet how fast they can blow through a game. Also, it would give millions of amatuer game review sites easy access to video gameplay clips and such.

2. Fully customizable games. If it's an FPS, than the player should be able to change anything about the game. If he wants to start out with 90 lives, fine, go for it. This might be tough from a bug testing point of view, and developers will use the excuse that the difficulty of their games would be ruined, but the real hardcore gamers who want to play the game the way the developers meant for it would not abuse this feature. I want the ability to customize EVERYTHING in a sports game, not just my own team.

3. MMOSG, as in, Massively Multiplayer Online Sports Games. I want to see a baseball game where one player controls one player, so that 25 different guys can field a team of 25 players. How cool would it be to say something like "Man, I want Vanilla_Gorilla on my team, he's the best first baseman in the world".

I don't know if these things are confirmed for one of the new consoles, since I'm holding out on reading any info about them until they are closer to launch, but I think some of these concepts would really add to the gaming experience.

I'll probably get suspended (again) for "flaming" some moron who, in a thread relating to 50 Cent, simply posted "fifty cent sucks". I simply asked this person why, if he doesn't like 50 Cent, did he come into the thread to begin with. If someone made a thread about Gay Buttloving, I sure as hell wouldn't go in it. Therefore, I think it should be allowed, no, rather, encouraged, that people act as mean as possible to all the stupid morons on these boards, the people who post nothing but "lol ur dumb that game sucks" or "no xbox can read burned CD's" or anything you see in System Wars.