*contains spoilers for certain games*
... kind of. I'm not a very resentful person. But there are some video game villains that I absolutely despised and I did want to see them dead at my feet. When video game developers manage to create a villain you really hate, to me, that's a sign of a good villain. Interesting villains are ones I really hate, or ones I can feel some kind of sympathy for depending on their actions. Perhaps I'll do a list for the latter reason later, but for now, let's begin with this list. These villains are from games that I've played so, sorry if you're most despised villain isn't on the list. Let's start with a couple that I just don't like.
10. Bowser (Mario series)
Let's start off with the Nintendo bosses who really make it on my list just for their sheer persistence. Boswer has been around since Super Mario Bros. and it doesn't seem like he's going away anytime soon. But how could he anyway? He's one of the most recognizeable villains in video games. Whether he's kidnapping Princess Peach, stirring up trouble in Mario's parties, or getting in the way in Mario's sports games, he's the constant source of trouble in the Mario world.
9. Ganon (The Legend of Zelda series)
Much like Bowser, Ganon makes it on here just for the number of times he's been the main villain in The Legend of Zelda games. No matter how many times Link stabs Ganon in the face and kills him, he always gets resurrected, coming back for more. Ganon is always bent on destroying or taking over the world and it's up to Link to take him down every time. The story is often repeated but, there's always a part of us that doesn't mind saving the world again and again.
From here on in, these are the villains I'd like to crush under a rock. ;)
8. Gruntilda (Banjo-Kazooie series)
Since I was really young when I played these games, I don't remember much of the story but I do remember Gruntilda, the annoying witch who wants to be young. She kidnaps Banjo's younger sister and she tries to steal her youth. My wish was granted at the end of Banjo-Kazooie; Gruntilda does die, but is brought back to life by her sister in the sequel. And then she tries to steal life from the good citizens of the world. I was more than happy to see her killed off again in the game.
7. Porky Minch (Mother series/Earthbound)
While I technically haven't made it too far into Earthbound and I haven't even played Mother 3 yet, I can kind of break my rule for this one. Porky is nothing but a cowardly, evil kid. He's the annoying neighbour who doesn't fight with you, then he becomes Giygas' underling to become immortal. In Mother 3, he performs his most evil acts yet by killing Lucas's mom, then kidnapping and indoctrinating Lucas's brother against him. While he never does die, he does lock himself in a time capsule that cannot be opened from the outside or inside, effectively sealing him away forever. That's an even better outcome then I can hope for.
6. Jasper Batt Jr. (No More Heroes 2)
If you don't hate this annoying, bratty rich kid then there's gotta be something wrong with you. He arranges the killing of Travis's best friend just so Travis can rejoin the UAA to fight him. He's also got one hell of an annoying voice to boot. He's also a really tough boss to beat. I was hoping to really mutilate him after I defeated him in battle but his death is so ordinary unlike some of the other bosses.
5. CFW Trick (Hyperdimension Neptunia mk2)
This villain was the inspiration for this list. First, I'll start off with what this villain represents. Trick is the embodiment of player's frustrations. As gamers grow more frustrated, he gains more power. He loves cheaters and enjoys it when players cheat their way through a game instead of trying hard to beat the game. Now onto his character. If you want a definition of a lolicon, this guy is it. (Anime term: Lolicons are young girl lovers.) He wants nothing more than to hang out with little girls and use his ridiculously long tongue to lick them. Digusted yet? Yes? Good. He kidnaps and then tortures Rom and Ram, the youngest members of your party. Every time I faced him, I went in thinking: Time to die, you freaking pervert! Killing this guy twice wasn't enough for me. Thankfully, I did get to see him get beat up in the Hyperdimension Neptunia anime. That was a satisfying thing to watch.
4. Gangrel (Fire Emblem: Awakening)
Gangrel, known as the Mad King of Plegia, is quite possibly my most hated Nintendo villain. This guy is absolutely insane. Knowing that the Fire Emblem can grant its user incredible power, he tries to steal it from Chrom's country and when that doesn't happen, he kidnaps Chrom's older sister, the ruler, to force Chrom to give up the Fire Emblem. Chrom's sister committs suicide to stop Chrom from giving up the Fire Emblem. When it was time to face off against him,I sent Chrom in, wanting him to get revenge for his sister's death. And it felt so satisfying to kill him off. Even when it was possible to recruit him later, I still went against his reasons for trying to use the Fire Emblem.
3. Lucien (Fable II)
This guy is completely unlikeable right from the beginning. The way he greets you and your sister into his castle, results in him shooting and killing your sister and then forcing you out the window. He then enslaves people to rebuild the Tattered Spire, a structure known to grant wishes to whoever owns it. Slave life there is harsh and thousands die in its contruction. You witness all of these events and you can help decide the outcome of a couple of people's lives. At the end of the game, when you stop him from achieving his goal, you can listen to him rant on about life and stuff like that, but I shot him off the edge before he went too deep into his speech. I'm not going to let you say what you want you prick!
2. Loghain Mac Tir (Dragon Age: Origins)
F***. This. Guy. This was the first villain I truly hated. He intially serves the king's military advisor but when the king chooses glory over strategy, Loghain, instead of supporting the king in the king's new strategy, he simply leaves the king for dead just because he doesn't like the king. He then leads the country even though he possess no charisma whatsoever. He leads with an iron fist and he ignores the pleas of his subjects. If your country is at war, and you choose not to send forces to help out places under attack... What kind of sense does that make? You can choose to save him and make him join you near the end of the game but why would I want this a-hole on my team? Off with his head!
1. The Reapers (Mass Effect series)
The Reapers. This was a rather easy choice for me to make. While most of these villains were bent on world domination, the Reapers' entire purpose is to exterminate all organic life in the universe. They constantly repeat the cycle every 10,000 years to prevent organics from becoming too powerful. Because they are machines, they know no other purpose except to destroy all organic life that stands before them. They even help uplift species so they can discover the Citadel and mass relays, the hubs of the galactic community. Every species' upbrining into the space age is because of the Reapers. The species are lulled into a false sense of security before they are destroyed by the Reapers' invasion. The Reapers number in the millions and it takes an entire armada just to face a few Reapers. The games slowly build up to the final confrontation with the reapers and it is epic, especially if you manage to recruit a lot of allies. No matter what anyone says about Mass Effect 3's endings, the entire series was highly enjoyable. Of course, when the decision time comes at the end, destroying the Reapers is the only real option. Exterminate those machines so future generations can live in peace!
That concludes this list. What do you think of my villains? Let me know in the comments! I also still need answers as to what to do with my Top 10 DS list. Do I finish what I started or do I play some of the recent games I've acquired first before doing the list? (999, The World Ends With You, Radiant Historia, etc.)
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