Humor? Maybe i'm just sick like that. But here's the story, so it's piss early here in little Denmark. (6:40 am, as I type this). And around 6;10 I wake up because my boss is calling me. Now it's actually a pretty serious phone call, police is all over the office. The conversations starts with a "Mr. Petersen" where as I go "shut up and call me my by my name" ... He was kinda joking around, but then I found out why he called. He called to tell me that I (and the rest of the office) can start our weekend early. Not because of some dumb 'this-is-a-special-day'-day off. No.. Apparantly an angered fan of the magazine, that I'm now VP of btw, has send a bomb threat to the bosses email. Because of our low reviews for Ninja Blades on the PleaseFixMe(360 for the dumb folks). So I was like "So? are you really gonna give us all a day off because of that? Maybe it's time to lay you off man, getting scared by some pathetic 360 fanboy. PS3 fanboys are worse. Japanese.. Ninjas will cut us down when we sleep"

I'm hosting a party tonight! It's horrible! But it's gonna be a good party really. Some days ago a chick asked me if I would be willing to host a party for her and some of her girlfriends. You guys know how hard it is for men like us to be saying "yes" to having a bunch of females running around you, drunk. ... oh wait no. That was the easy part. Anyway.. So I said "sure, I can do that, should I also cook something for you girls while I'm at it? I might as well" and she then nodded (on the phone!) and said "sure!" .. So I was expecting to be making one kickass dinner like you get at a 4* hotel or some stuff like that. But noo (lucky for me since I don't feel like making it today), apparantly they want pancakes. And I'm all for that.. So remember the theme for today (and for my party) BaP-party... Boobs and Pancakes.. Also, Lillith, Terra Falls and Scamp concert last night was epic! \M/

Are you serious? "Oh yes we are" But why would you wanna put something THAT pathetic and, I'm calling it, tacked on and boring, on a game that could otherwise be awesome if you ONLY had to focus on the singlplayer? "well we wanted to do this because people on foru..." Woah woah woah, if you say forums I swear I am gonna smack your face red. You don't listen to the people on forums, you tell them to stfu and make the game as YOU had planned it. Don't listen to a bunch of pathetic and irritating little idiots rambling on about how "they would have bought the game if it had Multiplayer". **** YOU, pieces of poop kids. You're ruining a game that could have been good. Now it has a tacked on Multiplayer, and less development time on the singleplayer. There goes another Franchise down the drain, because of YOU, you little prick Next time you whine about multiplayer, try thinking for 2 seconds: "Does this game even need Multiplayer" I give you my one finger salute. And this finger goes from here up your moms big a..

The newest VGcats comic made me laugh out loud because of how true it all is. www.vgcats.com. I wish I could link it better but the PS3 does not like such a thing to be done in it's browser. Yes, I still haven't gotten a PC. No I'm not Dead Yes, I really don't facking care about GS anymore, if people wanna talk to me, you know where to find me. Right here, at home with my phone. If the call is to expensive, write a letter. IF that's too hard. Then WHO CARES?! On a serious note tho, No my PC is actually still dead. Yes, I haven't been here because Gamespot has gotten SO boring. To add to the "boring gamespot thing" I don't wanna TALK about games. I wanna play them.

I really do miss it. It totally died on me for no reason at all. So now I'm stuck with my PSP and PS3 for internets. So I won't be on the internet much since browsers on consoles and handhelds sucks major ass..assin.. I know I can say ass. But it's not so nice. Anyways, I'll probably see you guys around again at some point in life. And if any of you ban me for not being here... Then all I can say is how very very diss... couldn't even do it with a straight face. Haha.. Then All I can say is, "who cares, honestly?" Oh well. If anyone is up for some gaming you know where to find me. If you're not up for some gaming but just wanna talk, you know where to find me. Now I bid you farewell as I leave you to sit here and listen to ChronixAgression over my supadupa PSP Internet Radio thingy.. Bye

You guys are idiots.

First came Call of Duty 1
Then came Call of Duty 2
Then we had Call of Duty 3
Then Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
And then Call of Duty 5: World at War

SO THAT'S 5 CALL OF DUTY GAMES!
AND YES! WORLD AT WAR IS THE FIFTH GAME!

SO SHUT UP AND STOP ACTING LIKE AN IDIOT!

"But noo, World at Wars isn't number 5"
Yes it is, expansions and all the other dumb things from the CoD series doesn't count.
Get your games right before you start acting like a stupid fothermucking bastard who should be put to sleep by a giant hammer with "FAIL" imprinted on it.. backwards.. so it would show up as "FAIL" on your freaking face you ugly bastard with a glasseye...

Talking to you Dave (wonder how many Daves I just messed up)

Edit:
On a more happy note, how are you guys doing out there?
Anything fun going on at your side of the screen? .. w.. would you get your hand up from there please?
Now lick your elbow? :D

Anyways, erhm yeah. I should probably blog about something important here.
So let's see, oh yeah. Been playing a lot of L4D since it came out like.. light years ago.
And now Rogerjak seems to have joined the ranks.
So that makes Me, Ze(Wait a minute?), Tombo and Rogerjak as a whole team.
And guess who's kicking ass..istant..(?)
That's right, Tombo and I is.

But to Roger's defence.
He is kinda new to the whole game, so it's perfectly legit that he wanna get the cr0wned achivement
I've been trying for days to get that. And Tombo got it on his 1st or second try.
Now Rogerjak surely want's it too, and that's ok.
It's just easier to do that with the flashlight, you know, OFF!

I always expect a game to be funny with those guys around.

As Tombo best described it

Tombo: "No no, let ze do it. He want's the achivement"
Rogerjak: "wut? I dun undastand I 'as afro and I lost te letter "h" somewere'"
*rogerjak charges the witch shotgun blazing, flaslight ON*
*witch incapacitated rogerjak*
Tombo: "Let him die"
SoundlessComic: "yeah"
2 minutes later:
Rogerjak: "Tans' fo' shaving mi tom!" (Shaving is saving.. and poo is a pool. Obvious)

Good times.
That could work as a comic..
Anyways.. Gotta jet

'takes off in Tombos soon-to-be jet"

Well, ok

Apparantly Tombo is a snob, he's also arrogant.

You can click the picture you you want to

No, there is indeed no pie.
Yes, you haven't seen me here that often lately.
And what? No I haven't gotten a life, I'm playing games. And so should you

But not before reading this.

Seriously. WHAT THE CAKE?!
How can.. Am I the only one who can see the problem here?
Am I really the only person in the freaking world who knows that this problem is like...
I mean, it's not like rocket science to anyone, is it?
Can you really, honestly, say that the article doesn't make you wish for a Hitman game on the Wii?...

K I'm off

That's right, I think this is the first time that I'm doing something like this.
I just wanted to let you guys know what my top 5 boss battles are.
On the other hand I would also like to know what your top 5 is.
So let's get this show on the road

'watches as the show drives away and starts running after it'

These are in the order from last to first place.
The winner should be obvious since... You know....
I've been following the series since the good old days,
and that boss "fight" actually woke something inside of me that I thought I would never feel..
Emotions

Top 5 Boss Battles:
5: Zant (Twiligt Princess)
4: GlaDOS (Portal)
3: Den Mother (Psychonauts)
2: Kefka (Final Fantasy IV)
1: Liquid Ocelot (Metal Gear Solid 4)

Honorable Mentions:
Boss Battles from Shadow of the Colossus
(That means, every fight)


Now the reason that the fight against Liquid is my personal favorite boss fight is just because that's how it is. No boss battle has ever made me think back to the older games in a series like that. And what really put it over the top was the way that Liquid changed "character" in the middle of it all and the music changing with him. Then Snake Eater came on and I couldn't stop thinking about that good VG Cats comic. I know this might spoil it for some. but HAH! Do I really look like I care? No? good..


Anyways, that was awesome. not really gonna give a huge explanation to why really. Since it's piss early in the morning and you really don't care.

I know you just wanna get your top 5 boss battle going on, so get to it

And remember:
"Virgins are becoming a dying breed. They're harder to find than leprechauns or Jesus"- Some dude

Where's my goddamn Jew's Harp Hero game?
Or for that matter, Banjo and/or Spanish Guitar Hero? Can't be that hard to make.
I mean, stop making bullcrap games like DJ Hero, what the fack. Seriously?
Who the hell wants that. "I'm gonna buy this game and do what my PC will do for free by opening too many programs. Make weird noises and eventually fail"


So this is not gonna be some "HAPPY NEW YEAR" Blog because, let's face it. New Years eve is daaays away now. And it would be waaay to early to start on a Happy New Year blog already.

But that doesn't mean I won't be giving any of you guys out there, reading (I think some are) my blogs, any credit and kind words.

So to get on with the "nice words for cool people" fad on blogs, let's get this started:
First of all I would like to say to *insert Gamespot username here* that YOU of all people are one of the funniest ever. I remeber it like it was just 2 hours ago that you and I (*insert Gamespot username here*) talked about *Insert topic here* and how much we actually did have in common on and how we got to know eachother a little better. So I say to you dear *insert Gamespot username here* that the year of 08 has been super fun with you around and *insert a long wall of text saying something nice about the user/random-internet-friend reading this right now*. Yadayada. You know how it goes, Oh and remember that time that *insert specific event here* yeah that was good times right?

Now something to say about *Insert Gamesput username here*.
He/she is a very *insert complements here that can't be proven since they don't know if this User could be a serial killer*

So thank you *insert Gamespot Username here*

So as you all can see, you can just read and add your own username and specific stuff to the text and thus making it about you. That way I don't have to waste a ton of time writing a 100 pages long blog about how each and every one of you guys has made Gamespot fun for me. And also I won't get any hate if people choose to be dumb and start insulting themselves while they read it and therefore making me a bad person.

So to all of you...
Hi

Edit: If you encounter any typos that you think should be corrected for the sole purpose of being a Grammar Nazi. You just go ahead and do so, but you'll just end up in hell as my very "lucky" *insert word for Female Dogs here*. So you can all go to hell with a bucket of Ice Cream and cry when it melts because there will be no dear mother to help you. And no father to beat you up when he's drunk... There might be songs by Oasis or any other crap band being played.. It IS hell after all

Edit2: There might also be played some music by the Misfits because that's crap too. But Green has to have something to listen to while even Satan ignores him :P