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#1 StaindShadow
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When I was really younger I stole a few packs of stickers from Target. :? I don't know why I did it. Still upsets me. :cry:

And once, when I was even younger, I was over at this kid's house (he was an okay friend, we weren't the best of friends) and he had a Pokemon card I wanted, so I stuck it in my shoe, 'cause I didn't have any pockets. I got home hours later and the card was destroyed. :?

I felt bad. But...when you're eight years old, you can't resist those Pokemon cards. :P

(The kid was a dirtbag, he deserved it anyways. And he ripped ME off before that, so...)

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#2 StaindShadow
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When I spanked my hot teacher. :oops:

The story is in my blog...

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"I'm going to be an uncle!

Or an Aunt depending if it's a boy or a girl. :)

My sister is in labor as I type this. She should be popping the little bugger out within the next few hours. This is the first one for my immediate family so naturally we're all excited. We don't know if it is a boy or a girl yet as she didn't want to know until he/she was born. She also didn't tell us what names they have picked out so that will be a surprise, too.

I'm on my way to the hospital now. This is so exciting! :D"

http://www.sitepoint.com/forums/showthread.php?t=232787

:lol:!!!

That is just too funny.

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#4 StaindShadow
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This one isn't too bad.

http://www.p45rant.net/boards/showthread.php?t=83989

Come on guys, need more more more.

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#5 StaindShadow
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Shiggums, you make a lot of good points.
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#6 StaindShadow
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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/909456/

Funny stuff. :lol:

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#7 StaindShadow
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Bump. :D
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#8 StaindShadow
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Really cheap hooker.
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#9 StaindShadow
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This thread delivers.

...Delivers THE FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is.

Wasn't funny, and the grammar is absolutely horrible.

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#10 StaindShadow
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A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get in, get in!" The religous man replies, " no I have faith in God, he will grant me a miracle."

Later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again. He responds that he has faith in god and god will give him a miracle. With the water at about chest high, another boat comes to rescue him, but he turns down the offer again cause "God will grant him a miracle."

With the water at chin high, a helicopter throws down a ladder and they tell him to get in, mumbling with the water in his mouth, he again turns down the request for help for the faith of God. He arrives at the gates of heaven with broken faith and says to Peter, I thought God would grand me a miracle and I have been let down." St. Peter chuckles and responds, "I don't know what you're complaining about, we sent you three boats and a helicopter."