[QUOTE="MrGeezer"][QUOTE="Neo-ganon"]

ok, so i was going door to door handing out fliers for a political campagne my mom works for. I get to this one house that has a "no soliciting sign" so i ask the guy i was with what to do. he said just give them the flier, be friendly and leave. i ring the doorbell and this guy who was really short (he was a dwarf), comes out, points to the sign and says "what does this say? can you read?" i said i was giving free information on this campaign and the guy interupts me saying "i dont give a F@$%, get the F&%@ off my property!" I respond with a well deserved attitude and leave.

my question is, how would you have responded to this jerk? later reflecting on it, i realize i shouldve made a insult about his height or at least i couldve called him a bad name, but i was too slow because it all happened to fast.

so what would you have done?

Huff

I would have beaten him unconscious.

It doesn't matter if I was in the wrong. NOBODY talks to me that way, even if they're 100% justified in doing so.

Someone comes to my door. I tell them to "f&ck off" They threaten me with physical violence. Then they're leaking on my lawn.

Be sure to turn on the sprinklers. :oops:

Rotting in jail sounds less... painful, somehow.Aquat1cF1sh

Not if you have a butthole it isn't.

exactly. nobody talks to me like that. nobody. Neo-ganon

Aren't you the same kid that got walked all over by some bratty little girl?

So apparently you mean "no one talks to me like that...except midgets and girls."

[QUOTE="Sexy_Pirate"]That wolf shirt thing was the funniest thing I have ever seen. SuperVegeta518

That the shirt is ugly as hell pretty much.

[QUOTE="silky_smooth8"]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/765370039.html

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/dal/705407729.html

and a lot of threads i've seen here from fourchan are funny. anyone have any of those??

Kikouken

I have one, it's the funniest thing I've ever read on the internet BUT I'm sure as hell not allowed to post it here.

You can't say something like that and give us nothing...

Link us? Or tell us where it's at? Something. If it's as funny as you say, I'd like to read it. :D

This is a pretty epic bit.MetroidPrimePwn

Pretty good, I liked the "no sacrifice1!!!!!" part best.