@keltonkelly1989

You're kidding. I am seriously afraid now.

They don't teach you English in the Air Force?

Also MetalMan kicks ass.

Now that theme is stuck in my head.

@Sorciere_basic

They are capable of using perfect English, but they are being paid to sound like internet posters, so they "dumb it down".

That, or they're drunk. They can afford to be, since their job isn't that hard.

@keltonkelly1989

Angry poster no need definite article.

@kouji03 @StammBladecastr @david1230 @di_styles

gotcha

@kouji03 @david1230 @di_styles

It's easy to check the age of an account. dj_styles has been around since April of 2009.

@keltonkelly1989

Microsoft gives you one job... and you can't even spell "their" correctly?

@R-tofen

Except the NSA is (in theory) amenable to the people. Microsoft isn't.

@mellow09 @StammBladecastr

See? It's easy. Where's our MS money?

I'm working in the wrong field. We're spending out free time defending from these OBVIOUS shills, for free. If they are making even a decent wage, I should be doing that. It can't be that hard. Just think of the most ridiculous thing that sounds like it might support Xbox and spout off like it's established fact. How hard can that be?