I stopped at like, level 17 in halo 2 cuz i dont really care. Its too much work to build it up that high, and its better when ppl are like, "oh, hes only a 17, i can take him," then i kill them in three shots with a br, or noob them, or totally own them in any other way, then they leave. Much more fun :D

I play mostly PDZ anyways.............

For all you non spanish-speakers out there, the title means "after living in las vegas." Which was what i was doing for the last week or so! It was 106 degrees there most of the time; with some fifty mile an hour winds. I saw the grand canyon, visited four different states as well, and went to GM's new theme park/ promotional event: "The Drive" where a good freind of mine works. I got to drive an H3 on a specially designed offroad course that utilizes all the H3's special features, like, going over an eighteen inch high curb, driving up a 75 degree incline, and going over logs, through water, and almost on the side of the H3.

I did pick up a few Sean Connery jokes there, and i will try to have them out as soon as possible, but like everything in Las Vegas, they need some censorship, so Ill have the final versions out soon. Its good to be back, and may Sir Connery be with you.

Sean Connery ate Saddam Hussain and Osama Bin Laden, then crapped out a counter-terrorist squadron that proceeded to hunt down Steve Irwin for saying "Crikey!" so much.

Sean Connery invented steroids to give everyone else a chance.

George Bush found no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq because Sean Connery was taking a break from terrorist hunting in Germany - nazi hunting.

Thats all fokes, till next time!

I just got back from a trip to chicago, and happened to come across a few Sean Connery fans who had seen some of the other jokes i posted online. So, they gave me a few of their own, and i cam up with a few.

"Extinct" is a synonym for "pissed off Sean Connery" in websters thesaurus.

Sean Connery knows where the beef is.                       

(you have to understand those old commercials that ask "Wheres the beef?" to get this one.)

Darth Vader may be Luke Skywalker's father, but Sean Connery is Darth Vader's father.

Sean Connery has a fan club. We know it as the FBI.

I'm working on a few more right now, but i need to find the best wording. Look for more soon!!

I just earned a sad level 3 on my new Xbox 360 account,       "Sir SeanConnery".... while i beat level 30's all the time as my freinds guest at his house.....

In Perfect Dark Zero, i have earned over 200 gamescore points on live, and five ppl have requested to be my freind.... yay........ maybe its cuz i almost always win.... except in eradication, and territorial gains.

Msg me!!

I finnally got my xbox360!! It is so awesome! I have already ripped three CD's to it, bought Perfect Dark Zero, another controller, and an external hardrive for it too, and i just got Xbox live!! I'm one of only TWO kids in my entire school with one!! Yes, they're all very pissed at me for it. For all who are interested, my Xbox live gamertag is:                                            Sir SeanConnery

Msg me on xbox live!!

I am proud to announce that the Sean Connery's Soldiers Union has gained official www.google.com recognition. Go ahead and see for yourselfs! Just google (not images) "Sean Connery", or "Sean Connery's Soldiers" and a direct link to our union appears! Also, on www.SFparkour.com, in the Sean Connery Vs. Chuck Norris discussion column, the official flash animation of Sean Connery vs. Chuck Norris is out (page two of the comments on the chuck norris jokes.) Watch it!

And may Sir Connery be with you.

This may seem lame to some higher leveled gamespot members... but i am very excited about getting my "Neighborly" medal!! It is the first medal other than the member medal, which everyone has, that i actually earned!! Yay!!

If anyone knows how i got this medal, plz tell me, because my comp wont allow me to see the explanation window that appears when i click the medal. Thank you!

Sean Connery made Crater Lake when some tourist said his hair looked "cheesy".

Sean Connery means death in six different languages. English is one of them.

Just wondering if anybody else here watches the Red Vs. Blue series ate www.roosterteeth.com. It is a really really, really funny. You need to watch most of the earlier episodes to get some of the stuff, but it is REALLY funny :D

If anyone reads this, go to www.roosterteeth.com , and click the tab at the top of the page that says Red vs. Blue, and find the link that goes to the "video archive". Once you get the characters, and what they're like its one of the funniest things out there.

GO CABOOSE GO!!!

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