Sean Connery does not suffer a kidney tumor... a kidney tumor suffers Sean Connery.
Sean Connery drank the primordial stew and crapped out the dinosaurs. (inspired by me science teacher.)
Sean Connery blew up the periodic table of elements. He then said; "The only element Sean Connery knows is surprise."
Back from my short leave of absence, i intend to quickly resurect the union.... and the others im now involved in. Did anyone see the South Park where they ripped on Family Guy?
Only six outta ten for funny. Family Guy and Drawn Together better.
:D
I joined my fourth union recently. Well, actually it was my third, but i didnt really "join" the Sean Connery's Soldiers Union. Still, I am now an official member of four unions! Yay! I think that the number of unions that you are involved in has something to do with how fast your level goes up. I was going up about ten percent a day until yesterday, then suddenly, today, I'm level eight and 44%! I hope that means that im a level nine tommorow!
Oh, and. SEAN CONNERY IS THE KING OF ALL EARTH!
I know, i know, i havent posted new blog for over three weeks....
But the last one about Sean Connery ruling is just too true!!
For everyone to know: The S.C.S. union isn't growing fast enough in my opinion. We have a few reliable members, and even fewer who post and remain active all the time in our union. I need more people in the union for it to grow faster, and more of our current members TO POST IN THE FORUMS ONCE IN A WHILE!!!
The only new Sean Connery jokes i have i am saving for the next time i put more out, so i can have as many as i did in the last blog post.
SEAN CONNERY RULES
Sean Connery makes a mountain out of a molehill. He then scales the mountain with his bare hands, kills whoever he finds at the top, and detonates a ten megaton bomb as he hanglides away.
Mr. T once tried to pity Sean Connery. Sean Connery then proceeded to pistol whip Mr. T into a hundred golden bullets that he now uses in his Walther PPK to kill communists.
There are only three horsemen of the apocalypse because Sean Connery is going to drive his Aston Martin V12 Vanquish.
Sean Connery was once cut by an assassin’s blade. Upon his skin opening, a third arm came out of the wound and pistol whipped the assassin to death. If asked about this, Sean Connery will not remember, because it all happened while he was asleep.
Sean Connery was the original Master Chief in Halo, but the games producers wanted the war between the humans and covenant to last three games, not one.
Sean Connery let the dogs out. He then forced them back in with an intense eyebrow raise, a few pistol whips, and later pistol whipped all of the Baha Men for questioning Sean Connery.
Sean Connery once blew up the periodic table of elements. He later said, “The only element Sean Connery knows is surprise.”
Sean Connery does not eat food. He pistol whips it until it surrenders its nutrition to Sean Connery.
When life gives Sean Connery lemons, he holds his Walther PPK to its head and tells it to make him some ****’in lemonade.
Sean Connery once had an STD. It eventually left him, and detonated in Hiroshima.
If you’ve ever been assassinated in halo, you know what fighting Sean Connery is like.
Sean Connery does not catch colds, he captures them.
Sean Connery does not sleep. He waits.
23,000. That is the number of people Sean Connery has pistol whipped in the time it has taken you to read the first three words of this sentence.
Sean Connery is allergic to doors. This is why he only uses C4 to blow through them.
If you ask Sean Connery for the time, he will check his watch, and say “Time to die,” as he burns your eyes out with the watches phosphorescent laser.
Sean Connery does not blink. Whoever looks him in the eye will imagine him blinking out of fear.
Sean Connery’s hair isn’t actually black. The sun is just afraid to shine on his head.
Sean Connery uses lemon juice for eye drops.
Igor Sikorski invented the helicopter, but Sean Connery invented one hundred thirty nine ways to blow one up.
Sean Connery is his own bodyguard.
Sean Connery is the reason Sam Fisher tries to hide.
Sean Connery was once attacked by Chuck Norris. Sean Connery gave him three things. His autograph, calling card, and personal advice. All three were bullets to the head.
Sean Connery means death in six different languages. English is one of them.
Neil Armstrong may have been the first person on the moon, but Sean Connery was the first man.
Sean Connery was once bitten by a rattlesnake. Shortly thereafter, the poison caused the snake to explode.
Sean Connery does not have a blood sugar level. He has a blood C4 level.
Sean Connery does not pay the government a cost of living tax, the government pays him a cost of survival tax.
Sean Connery can sneeze without closing his eyes. He can also see without opening them.
Sean Connery can watch “60 Minutes” in fifteen minutes.
When in Rome, Sean Connery does not do as Romans do. He does as Sean Connery does, and kills some commies.
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