Just kidding about the thong part....OR AM I? :shock:

So went to Best-Buy only planning to buy a few things, cheap things, then next thing you know I bought 200$ worth of stuff. They just recently added a Best-Buy in my area, and well they have a lot of crap, and it's awesome.

Anyway for games.

First up was Prince of Persia HD Trilogy for PS3. I love those 3 games, but I got them for XBOX and I really don't like pulling that thing out when I want to play certain games like them, plus the controller didn't bother me back when but now it does after getting used to 360, so just wanted for convenience.

Then to my suprise they had Mirror's Edge. Been looking everywhere for that game. I didn't want it when it was new since I didn't want to pay 60$ for it and then after it was lowered to 30$ could never find it. I wanted it on PS3 since I heard the PS3 controller worked a bit better for it, plus the graphics were supposadly slightly better on PS3 according to some people. However they only had it on 360, 4 copies left, so I said screw it and got it. Also had a single copy of that Metro game left for 15$ so I picked it up and was going to get it, then decided last minute against it. Game never looked appealing to me, even though I heard good things, so was only getting it since it was cheap so just decided against it.

Last was Super Street Fighter IV Arcade Edition. Why did I get this when DLC is cheaper and AE is worst balanced you're wandering? Well they had a copy with the wrong priced labeled on it for only 10$! As you may know best buy puts games on bargin and then adds the little sticker on top for$9.99 or $19.99So I just decided to see if I could get away with it since it was there mess up. So when I was checking out tried to say was 40$ so I acted dumb and was all "but it says $9.99 savings on it!" So got mananger and in the end he said "well you have to sell it to him at labeled price..." So yeah, totally got it for 10$ plus the less than 2$ tax, yohohohohohohoho! So not only did I get it less than DLC price for the disk version, but now I can sell my regular SSFIV (Disk version is still just regular SSFIV but with all the patches and AE added in, still works exactly like it does if you get DLC so can still go back to SSFIV if you wish, even still uses regular SSFIV save file instead of updating it unlike RE5 Gold Edition, just in case you were wandering if there were any difference in disk version, there's not. Well press start menu is updated, that's the 1 and only disk addition, lame!). So yeah I got the convenient disk version, for less than the less convenient harddrive hog DLC verison, while still being able to sell my regular SSFIV so the price is even further reduced, if I play my cards right could in the end pay 0$ for SSFIV AE, YOHOHOHOHO! I know there is a SF fanboy somewhere all "GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" and just so you know SF fanboy man, your tears substain me, YESH YEESSSSHHHHH! :P

As for the anime.

I finally got the 2 new Evangelion movies, Evangelion 1.11 You Are (Not) Alone and Evangelion 2.22 You Can (Not) Advance. Been waiting for 2 to release before I even got 1 along with it since, well, I need 1 to follow the new story changes but I don't like Shinji but love Asuka so I have been more excited for 2 and wanted it most, so yeah! :P So after watch these then have to wait for 3rd movie, and then wait for Funimation's slow asses to ever dub and release it (hey Funimation, would you kindly finish Hellsing Ultimate for goodness sake? First 4 are already done so you could jsut re-release thoughs under your label and then just have to do the remaining 5, shouldn't have bought publishing rights if you're just going to stare at the Hellsing label and drool dammit!).

Then other was a anime called Shigurui Death Frenzy. Saw some stuff online about it once and it looked cool, and Best Buy had complete series so impulse buy. I mean it's about samurai's, has Death Frenzy in the title, and localized by Funimation. I mean it has to be a fun and awesomeseries, right, RIGHT? Eh I'm sure it will be, can't be any worse than Afro Samurai at least.

Also on a random note, I'm like totally obsessed with Tekken now. Tis odd, never been a series I was into but now total love. I'm 100% sure 99.99% of the reason is Lili, who has quickly rose through the ranks of my favorite game characters and has became my 3rd all time favorite video game character. She's so fun to play and is totally awesome. So yeah it's more being obsessed with Lili has made me obsessed with Tekken, and now everything is weird and I play Tekken a lot, and I totally own at Tekken. So to summarize TheDusk's logic, a girl with god tier legs = awesome game! Would explain why I do hate every Tekken game still that's not named Dark Resurrection or 6. :D I'm pretty sure my logic is undisputable and if you try the world will be destroyed. ALL GLORY TO THE LILI AND HER LEGS!

Reminds me can't wait for Tekken Tag Tournament 2 now, so excited! *kicks Tekken Hybrid in the boxart face* Get yo sorry ass Lililess Tekken movie and Lililess Tekken game out of here! Also excited for Street Fighter X Tekken now that's she more or less confirmed through the hint in E3 trailer. Plus she's almost certain to be in Tekken X Street Fighter too, so excited for that as well. Okay basically what I'm is I will buy anything with Lili in it and then call it amazing. MY LILI LOGIC, JUST LIKE MY NOEL AND MAI LOGIC, IS TOTALLY UNDISPUTABLE! After all, glory to the Lili and hers legs and junk.

Just remember.....

...Ceiling Lili is watching you masturbate.

WIMMY WAM WAM WAZZLE *****ES!

It's pretty funny what posts I made that got me suspended. Not only first time suspended but actually my first 3 posts ever even modded on gamespot. Best part is one from 10 months ago, and the other 2 from 3 months ago.

One from 10 months ago was from WannabeSeras blog when she was mad over Metroid Other M being less than stellar. My big offense? I agree with her and posted what I didn't like about it either. I even put spoiler tags so it couldn't be modded. The best part is that this blog was deleted 10 months ago. Someone reported her blog because she didn't properly censor a word that begins with a F, and apparently he did mine too. That's right I got modded for a topic over 10 month ago that was deleted 10 months ago. I'm not even sure how this works, was it reported but I did nothign wrong so was never deleted but a few days ago a mod got mad the bulge in his pants was 3 sizes too small so decided to abuse his power and be a ****? How does that one even work?

Then 2 from 3 months ago. This was on my GOTY Retrospect blog, and some guy named Night-Dreamer (no one @ this guy to bring his trolling ass back thanks) just came to my blog attacking me for liking Noel. Anyway no clue who he is so instead of starting anything I just made humor of the situation and told him "Get off my blog you Noel hating meanie. GO GET! I SAID GET!" (yeah that got modded........). Anyway then he comes back and deleted his post then starts flaming me. First he says something about me calling myself a troll hunter. Funny story on this one, it was NeonNinja that called me to that to lightwarrior179 in a conversation we were having on either Neon or Light's blog (I can't remember) and Neon called me that because I told some douchebag off and he never came back. Also how creepy is that? I mean it was Neon said that 1 time on aa blog's comment sectionand yet he knew about that. Was he stalking me or something? So freaking creepy! Then he started going on insulting me and said he should get someone to do something about my insecurity issues and blah blah blah. Okay kind of creeped out, so this was the post that got me suspended. First I told him that it was Neon that called me the troll hunter, not me, and I think I asked how he even knew about that, I mean seriously THAT'S JUST CREEPY! Then I said I think it's pretty funny and ironic that the guy who comes to the blogs of people who has no idea who he is and then starts insulting them for liking things he doesn't like is calling someone else insecure. Then like in my first post I comically said "Well anyway I think I told you to get your ass of my blogs, GO GET! AND LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE ASS ON THE WAY OUT THANKS!" Anyway that was thepost that got me suspended, yeah I got suspended for nicely as possible telling a troll to shut up and leave me alone.Then I showed it to WannabeSeras and as you can see she rubbed it in on him. Anyway he never came back so I had forgot about it. But apparently he reported my posts. Good going Night, you start crap them go whining to your mod mommy when they stand up. Don't be startin what you can't finish *****!

Also it takes some piece of work to go to SOMEONE ELESES blog and then insult them for liking things you don't like, and then report there messages when they basicallytell you to shut up and not post if you don't like whatthey're saying. Although I showed this to WannabeSeras the other night, but he forgot to delete that second post where he was insulting me to cover his tracks. So she reported it and got it modded. I wander if he got suspended? I mean he was far more insulting to me than I was to him, way more, way way way more, he better.Oh well, either way, I HAZ HAD ME WEVENGE!

Man I hope he's still not stalking my blogs. That would be extra creepy. Hopefully he got a life and just decided to **** off.

Also I like how none of my modded posts were bad enough for me to lose any of my levels on here, but yet got me suspended. Crazy mod is crazy. I think I may have got the award for most ****** up reason for getting suspended ever on here. Maybe. The one for Chey's blog from 10 months ago just gets me. I mean I got modded for agreeing with someone ON THERE BLOG! :lol: :P

Yeah E3's over so it's time to wrap it up. Talk aboutgames that look likethey don't suck, or has potential to not suck. I might also talk about the biggest embarrasments of E3.

The King of Fighters XIII: What is this 4 blogs in a row where I talked about this first thing? Yeah I'm totally going to whore this game out. Hell I might actually start devouring the souls of people that don't buy it as a warning to those that have no plans to buy it to make them buy it. I personally don't like eating people's souls, so messy, but I totally will for this game and for Shiranui the Mai Mai. Poor Street Fighter, the king will take your head, leave you broken and dead. Chun's no match for the Queen of Fighters, with her deadly ninja bees and red ninja garbs, after all when you play as Mai you want to give your baby a kiss. That and Mai has delicious sexy thighs, instead of the tree trunks meets The Hulk thighs that is Chun-Li's. Look at this SFXTekken portrait of her. That's just ****ing scary. Also Mai has a ass, Chun-Li hasn't had a ass her last few games. Remember when Chun had that delicious booty in SSFII Turbo HD Remix? I miss sexy Chun, now we have 1/4th Asian beauty, 3/4th Australian body builder, maybe hot Chun will be back. These Arnold puns working for you? We should glomp more.

The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim: Remember me talking about Mai's delicious thighs previous game? Well if her thighs were a physical game it would be this bad boy. Like those thighs this game is something you snuggle up to, rub your head against and snuggle passionately, give a little kiss, maybe buy some flowers, be proud to tell on your friends you're hitting that. Yeah that's Skyrim. Games just so ****ing sexy. Is it wrong to furiously masturbate to a virtual dragon? IT IS? OH **** ME!

Rage: I like shooting mutants, I like shooting dudes, I like driving buggys while blowing up some fools. I like 60 frames per second, I like open environments, I like Noely ass and eating taco food. If you like quality, and not Modern Borefares, then id Software made this orgasim for you.

Kingdoms of Amalur Reckoning: Yeah, still looking way better than Fable ever could. Imma slashy slashy up some of this games *****es and hoes! Give them some of the squiggly justice. *air boxes* MU MU!

Far Cry 3: Do you like color? Do you like tropical settings? Do you like stabbing a guy with his own knife then throwing it into his buddy? Well unless you're a Kinect fan of course you do! It's nice we're actually getting more and more shooters that don't look exactly like some lame shooter that gets released every year that's the same crap over and over again. It's also nice it's not using a engine from 1999.

Gears of War 3: Hey this game doesn't look like a expansion to a 2006 game even though it calls itself a sequel, while having online that no longer works, that's a huge step up right there. What's next you're going to tell me this game has mechs you can pilot? Oh wait it does? Sweet! Confirm there is no on-rails **** or a random 1 time only vehicle mission that's totally frustrating and unfun to play and I'm officially sold! Also new horde mode looks funderful.

The Darkness II: As a big fan of the first one I'm excited for this default. Seeing it being played it looks fun with much improved shooter controls. However it looks a bit too much like a typical shooter now, and while The Darkness power look better when it comes to actual quick use in combat ones, I'm going to be missing some of the ones like the stealth tentacle. Digging the comic inspired art direction.

Dead Island: Game wasn't what I was expecting, but looks pretty cool. A open-world zombie RPG (I think it's a RPG, it has RPG sounding ****s anyway) just sounds pretty damn epic. Plus it has all the zombies types, from drunk hooker slow zombies to Charlie Sheen after seeing a hooker fast zombies, it's got them all.

Now for the wasn't quite the **** fest I was expecting so I will remain skeptical but optimistic.

Asura's Wrath: That's one angry dude. It's a Capcom published game that's developed by Cyber Connect 2, saying I expected anything at all from this game is a understatement. I mean when crap meets crap you usually get a whole lot of ****, but it actually looks cool.

Street Fighter X Tekken: Between the teased Lili, and gameplay not looking like a slow clunky snorefest, this one looks better than expected. Although hearing some of the new or changed mechanics on some things still has me highly skeptical. Like charging so you can do a EX special move or super without meter, or supers being done like they are in the Vs. games (aka doing a special move motion then hitting all 3 punch or kick button).

Biggest jokes of E3 that just made me laugh out loud at how ****y and pathetic they looked. Aka worst games of E3 that aren't Kinect only or Move only.

Ninja Blade Gaiden, aka Ninja Gaiden III: I wasn't expecting much out of this being a post Itagaki game made by Hayashi, I mean there only other game that's not a Itagaki rehash was Metroid Another M and we all know how much of a embarrasment it was to Metroid. Yet this game still blowed me away in how horrible it looks. I mean quick time events in Ninja Gaiden? :lol: Oh Hayashi you're such a ****ing dip****. I mean you're slashing up a enemy then a button prop comes up on screen and if you hit the game instantly kills the enemy for you and if you don't the enemy guards and pushes you back? Uber ughs! Plus the regular quick time events just look like pointless ****. Don't get me started on how the actual gameplay looks like a basic hack'n slash game now with basic enemies looking easy as hell to kill. Also apparently now when Ryu's arm starts glowling you can do a ultimate technique now instead of how it was, which now looks like it's a area instant kill move where Ryu goes from enemy to enemy killing them instead of being a super attack that does a lot of damage. LAME! Plus yet to be revealed multiplayer and co-op? Oh Hayashi go **** yourself you untalented moron. It's funny he insults other developers and yet this and Metroid Other M is the kind of **** he makes, oh the irony.

Need for Speed The Run: :lol::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Nuff said.

Resident Evil Operation Racoon City: Even by Lost Planet 2 standards this game looks like ****. Only thing remotely cool is the getting infected and becoming only vulnerable to damage in your head until you become the zombie and lose control, outside of that this looks as basic and generic as a shooter can get.

My typical run down of stuff I've seen at E3 continues. Probably will do a wrap-up tomorrow about all the stuff that was actually good. :P

The King of Fighters XIII: Looks like SNK and Atlus have already got the full arcade game up and running on consoles for the E3 showing. Now it's all about revealing all the console exclusive content and game modes up until release. Sadly doesn't look like there will be any balancing updates or adding more moves to characters compared to arcade version since Atlus said console version is based on arcade version 1.1.

Rage: Where the **** was this id Software 7 years ago? After the corridor joke that was Doom 3, which really had no purpose than to let us know exactly how good Half-Life 2 is, id are now back in full force. This game looks incredible. 60 frames per second open world gameplay, yummy yummy yum! Everything about this game looks amazing. Smooth gameplay, great weapons, and enemies that aren't brain dead that die in 1 hit. Hot.

Sly Cooper Thieves in Time: First off, this game IS NOT made by Sucker Punch. Seems to have been confusion on that, but it's not, being handled by the team that did Sly Collection, and this is why the game doesn't have a 4 in the title. Showed a boss battle and yeah. It really didn't look all that impressive, just a typical platformer. Didn't really look impressive graphically, just like Sly 3 HD but with obvious more detail on the environements, withbetter texture workbut not quite the level you would expect for a 2012 PS3 game, hell I'm not sure if it would be impressive for a 2007 PS3 game. Not a lot really happening on screen either. Hopefully it was just the level shown, and beautiful designs and artwork can make up for what it lacks everywhere else, with much bigger environments. It also has Nolan North voicing a character, the developer had to let us know that, since you know Nolan North voicing every character in every game is important. :roll:

Dead Rising 2 Off the Record: Hey it's the same game we got last year but the version we should have got the first time, with the character and over the top sty-le fans wanted to begin with. Capcom fan milking and treating there fans like **** strikes again. FYI Seth Killian said if SSFIV Arcade Edition does well don't be suprised if you see a 4th version of SFIV, even though they said SSFIV AE would definitely be the last version. That's so much better than focusing on SFXTekken, and giving us a actual Steet Fighter 5 or Darkstalkers 4 instead. :roll: Milk milk milk milk milk! So yeah, if you buy Arcade Edition (a game in whichOno said was made to be deliberately less balanced) you might get punished with another SFIV rehash, if you don't buy it you might get rewarded with a actually new game. Choices! :P

Kingdoms of Amalur Reckoning: Hey it's what the Fable series should have been! Looks like it will be a fun action RPG. Definitely one of the RPG's I'm most interested in after Skyrim. Didn't show enough in the demonstration, but whatever. Looks great, combat looks like it will be pretty damn fun by action RPG standards, so enough to keep me excited for now.

Street Fighter III 3rd Strike Online Edition: It's SF3 with challenge modes, unlockable art, and online. Has everything SFIII3S does but with that new stuff, but no rebalancing at all (so the game is still Chun vs. Yun vs. Ken vs. Makoto the game). Although there is a DLC option on main menu. :roll: They made sure to let us know it will have all colors of SFIII3S for characters in it, so expect brand new DLC colors for characters, it also doesn't have SFIII and SFIII2nd Impact stages as bonuses so might make them DLC too. Oh you Capcom. :roll:

Neverdead: Looks cool but terrible at the same time. One of them rare games in which I will actually check out reviews before I even consider giving it a chance (both critics and user reviews since i'm not stupid).

Forze Motorsport 4: It's aracing game with Kinect features. If there is one thing that I don't like more than racing games, it's Kinect. Next!

Hawken: Cool looking indie multiplayer game. I want to see a single player mech game of this sty-le NOWS!

Resident Evil Operation Racoon City: This game looks RE-tarded! Looks like a really mediocre 3rd person shooter, which is to be expected from the devs of Socom Confrontation. At least the game actually makes RE5 look good and doesn't look as half as ****y as DmC: Devil May Cry, and that's something, right? RIGHT? Dun dun dun and another Capcom franchise bites the dust.

Dragon's Dogma: Another Capcom game wanting to be a Western one. Don't they already have a game like this called Monster Hunter? This game both graphically and artsty-le wise looks very bland and generic. Maybe if a much better and interesting looking dragon RPG with Skyrim wasn't coming, and a much better looking 3rd person action RPG with Kingdoms of Amalur wasn't coming I would care. NEXT!

Need For Speed The Run: Haha this games existence is just so ****ing hysterical. I've seen better looking Superman games. NEXT!

Asura's Wrath: Looks pretty cool, but it's developed by Cyber Connect 2 so I will remain skeptical but optimistic.

Far Cry 3: Looks fun, and the proper sequel to the series we've been waiting for. Definitely got my eye on this one.

Another day of E3, another day of yawning. But hey, THE KING OF FIGHTERS XIII WAS STILL ANNOUNCED BY ATLUS, SO STILL WOOHOO. The lack of a overdose of sexy Mai art by Atlus is dissapointing, maybe soon.

Anyway a rundown of games I saw today while watching G4 coverage. E3, only time anyone is glad they actually have G4...suck it Direct TV users. Too bad Morgan Manjaw and her jaw of manlyness is always there to give you nightmares.

Batman Arkham City: Hey look it's Catwoman, and you're forced to play as herfor 10% of the game, according to the developers,since they added her in just to say it has playable Catwoman. If there is 1 thing Ninja Gaiden Sigma 1 and 2 taught us, that is forced on playable female characters in the main campaign is annoying as ****. Anyway this game is pretty simple to sum up, if you like Arkham Asylum you will like Arkham City, if you hated Arkham Asylum you will hate Arkham City. More of the same but with more moves and a bigger game world.

Fable The Journey: Since the 10 remaining Fable fans after the disaster that was Fable 3 is still 10 fans too many for the series, Peter decided to give us this. He says it won't be on rails, they just made the demo on rails for a smoother live demonstration, I still don't care Peter.

WWE 12: Hey it's a WWE game that has more improvements than chair physics. This is me still not carring.

Star Wars The Old Republic: Haha, Bioware. Next!

Street Fighter X Tekken: With Lili being teased in the E3 trailer with her jumping across the screen for half a second showing off her boots, legs, and a bit of her skirt I got a bit more interested in the game (Asuka Kazama, Lili's rival, was also briefly teased in the trailer too). Anyway the gameplay looks a bit faster, and smoother than SFIV. Apparently it's using a system, I forgot name, that's basically a chain combo system like in BlazBlue, Guilty Gear, Darkstalkers, and Marvel vs. Capcom 3, giving the game much more combo focused gameplay, along with the juggling system to add some Tekken flavor to the gameplay. Graphics are still the same as SFIV (SF characters still have the exact same character models from SFIV), but some improved coloring and some other changed graphic effects make it a more pleasing looking game, and the backgrounds look more detailed and colorful than SFIV's bland ass dreamcast quality backgrounds. Might be a better game than I was expecting.

Ratchet and Clank All 4 One: It looks like a fun little platformer. They talked about how it works solo with it being a more traditional Ratchet experience with Clank as your backpack, but still want to see it instead of only co-op. Should be fun, it's nice to see a more platformer, less shooter, Ratchet and Clank again.

SSX: I really didn't pay much attention. Looked like another generic snowboarding game to me, not the fun SSX of old.

Kinect Sports Season 2: This game looked much better on the Wii.

Warhammer 40,000 Space Marine: It's a game, where you play as a space marine, and you shoot stuff. New, and exciting. Okay there is melee combat too. I can tell you are excited by a Space Marine shooter. *crickets churp*

Resistance 3: THAT'S A LOT OF BROWN! Looked much better than the super short showing ofcrap they showed at the Sony conference. Interesting they're now going old school health system with no regenerating health at all, back to health packs. Glad to see you can carry all weapons you pick like in the first one, and they said weapons upgrade now. Looks like they're wanting to make a more old school shooter in general. I guess the Call of Duty wannabe that was the second one didn't go over so well.

Final Fantasy XIII-2: Hey it looks exactly like FFXIII, BUT WITH QUICK TIME EVENTS AND LIGHTNING'S STUPID LITTLE SISTER SERAH! OMFG I'M SO NOT EXCITED FOR THIS GAME AT ALL YET! Didn't show it but talked about how you can recruit monsters and what not. *Steven Tyler pops up* "Fantasy, Fantasy, Final Fantasy wants to be Shin Megami Tensei! Fantasy, Fantasy, Final Fantasy wants to be Shin Megami Tensei!" *shoots Steven Tyler* Anyway sounds like there will be more exploration, and the game will be less linear, with branching story paths depending on how you do in the quick time events it sounds like. Hopefully this means most of the game's "level design" won't basically be walking down repetitive corridors with pretty backdrops until you reach a certain area towards the end of the game now.

Kinect Star Wars: Do you like waving your arms like a douche, and then 1 to 2 seconds later, depending on how lagging in response the game controls are wanting to be at the time, something finally happens on the screen? Then this game is for you! Do like smooth responsive gameplay? Yeah this game probably isn't for you.

Gears of War 3: Showed off some of the new horde mode. Every 10th wave you now fight a boss, like a Brumak or a Beserker (I think they said there will be 1 of 6 different bosses selected at random every 10th wave). I like the little body armor mechs you can pilot, I so hope that's the closest things to vehicles in this one. :P Also quote of E3 goes to Mister Cliffy. "What can fans expect differently with this one compared to the last one?" Cliff:"Well online will actually work." :lol:

Well I'm begin my blog with, THE KING OF FIGHTERS XIII CONFIRMED FOR PS3 and 360 MOTHER*******! After thejoke that was KOFXII we finally get a real KOF game with a actually good roster, and it's being published (and hopefully localised) by Atlus! If this means a KOF game with good English voice acting, well that's just, that's just....nice. Yeah this is my favorite announcement of E3 bar none. SNK and Atlus are promising a lot of modes unlike KOFXII, and good online, unlike KOFXII. Plus with the game being out in arcades for a year already, hopefully we'll be getting even more characters and stages too boot. *kicks Street Fighter in the face* KOF for life *****es! Fighting game of the year? I'm expecting it. ;)

Anyway, Nintendo's conference was eh. No demos, no Wii games, just 3DS game announcements for franchises we knew would be out for 3DS eventually, nice to see them in action in a trailer but still, but I guess Luigi Mansion 2 for 3DS was a suprise. Wii U was all about the controller being a glorified DS, and honestly it's nice having the touch screen that can be used as a TV if you wish, but the controller itself has awkward placement for the analog sticks, and the analog sticks themself look weird, right stick really needed to be below face buttons with everything lowered to make it more comfortable to use the shoulder buttons. Maybe will be more comfortable than it looks, but still really hate not having right stick below buttons. No Nintendo games shown for it, just trailers for multiplatform games that are also on PS3 and 360 avaliable for it.

There was Tekken and Tekken 3D for Wii U and 3DS. Tekken 3D I'm hoping will be like Dead or Alive Dimensions in that it's story combination of all games, would be pretty neat and would explain the more retro look of Kazuya and Heihachi, seeing how Lili, Asuka, and Bryan were the other 3 character confirmed it's obviously not set in the old timeline so that would make sense and would make for a neat handheld Tekken experience (Tekken DR = best handheld 3D fighter so this idea is only way to really top it). Tekken Wii U, people are excited thinking it will be a fresh exclusive Wii U Tekken game, however the stages shown are Tekken Tag 2's and the character models also look like Tekken Tag 2's so it's obviously either a port of Tekken Tag 2 and they just don't want to reveal it as Tekken Tag 2 since the game isn't even out in arcades and Japan is really respectful of arcade operators and letting the games do well in arcades before revealing and showing off console version. If not that then the game will be based on Tekken Tag 2, maybe a hybrid using Tekken Tag 2's graphics but Tekken 6's 1 versus 1 gameplay, and I got to say just a Tekken Tag 2 port, even if for the other 2 consoles, would be better than that since there is a far greater change of better balancing and stuff with a Tag 2 port instead of a rushed console only Tekken game based on Tag 2.

Also you notice how Lili was 1 of the 5 characters revealed for Tekken 3D, and was shown in Tekken Wii U trailer? It's obvious she is most popular female Tekken character and Namco love her. Yet she's still not revealed for Street Fighter X Tekken. Capcom truly are the biggest idiots when it comes to rosters I have ever seen, especially with that little moron Ono talking about how Tekken side will all be popular characters. Hey Ono you can't say you're doing something for fans with the characters they want based on popularity when the first revealed characters aren't the most popular and you announce stupid guest characters. Maybe Namco will force them to put Lili in since they obviously have plans for Lili, if not then Haruda beats Ono to death. If Haruda beat Ono to death I would buy every version of every Tekken game, rate all of them perfect 10's, and worship Haruda with inappropriate touching.

Anyway to talk about games I saw today that I remember.

Ninja Gaiden 3: *sigh* Did you guys see the live demo on G4? It looks sooo average. I mean honestly quick time events in Ninja Gaiden, quick time events? You ****ing kidding me? Now instead of the cool OT's of Ninja Gaiden 2 that flowed well with the fast combat, now a button promp comes up on screen as I'm slashing up a enemy and if I hit it I automatically kill them? Really? I remember Hayashi calling Ninja Gaiden 2 outdated, and also tried saying that about Bayonetta before quickly changing his tone in following interviews. No Hayashi quick time events don't make your game up to date, it just makes you a untalented hack that's a complete ****ing moron that should do the world a favor and stick a sword through your chest. I remember Itagaki bashing quick time events, it's almost as if Hayashi is just wanting to do the exact opposite of what Itagaki wants to do. Hayashi doing the exact opposite of people smarter than you isn't cool nor makes your game cool or good, doing the opposite of smart logical things just makes you a retarded fool. Also this game is really reminding me of Ninja Blade, that's not good, that game was ****. Kind of funny Ninja Blade was kind of a quick time event focused wannabe Ninja Gaiden, and now Ninja Gaiden 3 is kind of a Ninja Blade wannabe. Funny how the world works.

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim: Is that a banana in my pants? Oh no it's just this game giving me a massive erection. Hey Skyrim did you fall from heaven? Because I have a erection! This game gets a full Noel. I mean just fill my nipples. Hard huh? Yeah that's Skyrim ownage!

The Darkness II: I saw this game demoed and my gut told me "maybe." I don't like the more simple shooter approach compared to the first one, but I do like what actually seems to be pretty decent shooter controls. I also don't like that it's Nolan North that seems to be voicing Jackie now. Hey Nolan, you're not as good of a voice actors as you think, let better voice actorsgets work instead. Hey developers, stop hiring Nolan North to voice every single character ever thanks.

BlazBlue COntinuum Shift II Plus for PSVita: It's basically a arcade perfect port of Continuum Shift 2, but with all the content of the PSP/3DS version along with every more stories in story mode. Hey Arc how about actually putting CSII on a platform that matters for fighting games, you know consoles? Thanks! Yeah it's nice you added the BBCSII balancing to BBCS as a free patch, but the crap load of new content (including redone game modes, enhanced game modes, and even brand new game modes, along with Mu and the DLC characters now being properly intergrated into the game instead of limited to mostly versus only)would serve much better on consoles and it would entice new buyers on consoles too, you know which would get you more money and new fans. Also releasing a new console disk version with all this new content would give you a excuse to bring to PC (CT was released on PC in some places) like Capcom with SSFIV AE, even more money. Be smart Arc, because you're being really dumb. I mean if you're going to milk like you're doing, do it right.

Dead Island: Was expecting a better Left 4 Dead meets a better Dead Rising, instead got a Borderlands meets Dead Rising open world RPG looking zombie game with co-op. At least I was right on it looking better than Left 4 Dead and Dead Rising. :P Now if the final product can live up to expectations, it will be nice.

Battlefield 3: I saw some explosions, it looked like that one game I don't like, things happened, things went dark for awhile, I came to with drool on my mouth, turns out I fell asleep watching, something better was on then, and everything was better.

Mass Effect 3: Hey look it's now just like Gears of War, but with powers and lots of talking! OOOOOO INNOVATZORZ! BioWare died with Dragon Age Origins, now they're just there to make us laugh at how pathetic they've become, just like Team Ninja and Capcom. I wander if they'll start re-releasing there old games that were actually good to show people how good they once were in hopes of tricking people into buying there ****y games with nostalgia memories, only for said people to discover the game they just spent 60$ on sucks ass and isn't half as good as the way way way better rehashed clas-sic game, you know like what Capcom does?

Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary: It's 40$, eh I'll buy it.

The Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword: I usually love Zelda, but everytime I see this game it's just doesn't get me excited nor really wanting it. G4 demo was showing off exploring and it was flying around in the sky, said it was like Wind Waker in the sense you just find mountains to go to explore opposed to islands in Wind Waker. It looks just like Twilight Princess designs with Wind Wakercell shading and apparently exploring. I just can't get myself excited for it. I dunno everytime I see it just looks boring to me with nothing that reallymakes me want to play it. Guess I'm just grown tired of the series.

Medevil Move: Yeah if this game is ever near me I want it moved away from me as soon as possible.

Okay getting a bit tired so I'm going to stop for nows.

Well I'm begin my blog with, THE KING OF FIGHTERS III CONFIRMED FOR PS3 and 360 MOTHER*******! After thejoke that was KOFXII we finally get a real KOF game with a actually good roster, and it's being published (and hopefully localised) by Atlus! If this means a KOF game with good English voice acting, well that's just, that's just....nice. Yeah this is my favorite announcement of E3 bar none. SNK and Atlus are promising a lot of modes unlike KOFXII, and good online, unlike KOFXII. Plus with the game being out in arcades for a year already, hopefully we'll be getting even more characters and stages too boot. *kicks Street Fighter in the face* KOF for life *****es! Fighting game of the year? I'm expecting it. ;)

Anyway, Nintendo's conference was eh. No demos, no Wii games, just 3DS game announcements for franchises we knew would be out for 3DS eventually, nice to see them in action in a trailer but still, but I guess Luigi Mansion 2 for 3DS was a suprise. Wii U was all about the controller being a glorified DS, and honestly it's nice having the touch screen that can be used as a TV if you wish, but the controller itself has awkward placement for the analog sticks, and the analog sticks themself look weird, right stick really needed to be below face buttons with everything lowered to make it more comfortable to use the shoulder buttons. Maybe will be more comfortable than it looks, but still really hate not having right stick below buttons. No Nintendo games shown for it, just trailers for multiplatform games that are also on PS3 and 360 avaliable for it.

There was Tekken and Tekken 3D for Wii U and 3DS. Tekken 3D I'm hoping will be like Dead or Alive Dimensions in that it's story combination of all games, would be pretty neat and would explain the more retro look of Kazuya and Heihachi, seeing how Lili, Asuka, and Bryan were the other 3 character confirmed it's obviously not set in the old timeline so that would make sense and would make for a neat handheld Tekken experience (Tekken DR = best handheld 3D fighter so this idea is only way to really top it). Tekken Wii U, people are excited thinking it will be a fresh exclusive Wii U Tekken game, however the stages shown are Tekken Tag 2's and the character models also look like Tekken Tag 2's so it's obviously either a port of Tekken Tag 2 and they just don't want to reveal it as Tekken Tag 2 since the game isn't even out in arcades and Japan is really respectful of arcade operators and letting the games do well in arcades before revealing and showing off console version. If not that then the game will be based on Tekken Tag 2, maybe a hybrid using Tekken Tag 2's graphics but Tekken 6's 1 versus 1 gameplay, and I got to say just a Tekken Tag 2 port, even if for the other 2 consoles, would be better than that since there is a far greater change of better balancing and stuff with a Tag 2 port instead of a rushed console only Tekken game based on Tag 2.

Also you notice how Lili was 1 of the 5 characters revealed for Tekken 3D, and was shown in Tekken Wii U trailer? It's obvious she is most popular female Tekken character and Namco love her. Yet she's still not revealed for Street Fighter X Tekken. Capcom truly are the biggest idiots when it comes to rosters I have ever seen, especially with that little moron Ono talking about how Tekken side will all be popular characters. Hey Ono you can't say you're doing something for fans with the characters they want based on popularity when the first revealed characters aren't the most popular and you announce stupid guest characters. Maybe Namco will force them to put Lili in since they obviously have plans for Lili, if not then Haruda beats Ono to death. If Haruda beat Ono to death I would buy every version of every Tekken game, rate all of them perfect 10's, and worship Haruda with inappropriate touching.

Anyway to talk about games I saw today that I remember.

Ninja Gaiden 3: *sigh* Did you guys see the live demo on G4? It looks sooo average. I mean honestly quick time events in Ninja Gaiden, quick time events? You ****ing kidding me? Now instead of the cool OT's of Ninja Gaiden 2 that flowed well with the fast combat, now a button promp comes up on screen as I'm slashing up a enemy and if I hit it I automatically kill them? Really? I remember Hayashi calling Ninja Gaiden 2 outdated, and also tried saying that about Bayonetta before quickly changing his tone in following interviews. No Hayashi quick time events don't make your game up to date, it just makes you a untalented hack that's a complete ****ing moron that should do the world a favor and stick a sword through your chest. I remember Itagaki bashing quick time events, it's almost as if Hayashi is just wanting to do the exact opposite of what Itagaki wants to do. Hayashi doing the exact opposite of people smarter than you isn't cool nor makes your game cool or good, doing the opposite of smart logical things just makes you a retarded fool. Also this game is really reminding me of Ninja Blade, that's not good, that game was ****. Kind of funny Ninja Blade was kind of a quick time event focused wannabe Ninja Gaiden, and now Ninja Gaiden 3 is kind of a Ninja Blade wannabe. Funny how the world works.

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim: Is that a banana in my pants? Oh no it's just this game giving me a massive erection. Hey Skyrim did you fall from heaven? Because I have a erection! This game gets a full Noel. I mean just fill my nipples. Hard huh? Yeah that's Skyrim ownage!

The Darkness II: I saw this game demoed and my gut told me "maybe." I don't like the more simple shooter approach compared to the first one, but I do like what actually seems to be pretty decent shooter controls. I also don't like that it's Nolan North that seems to be voicing Jackie now. Hey Nolan, you're not as good of a voice actors as you think, let better voice actorsgets work instead. Hey developers, stop hiring Nolan North to voice every single character ever thanks.

BlazBlue COntinuum Shift II Plus for PSVita: It's basically a arcade perfect port of Continuum Shift 2, but with all the content of the PSP/3DS version along with every more stories in story mode. Hey Arc how about actually putting CSII on a platform that matters for fighting games, you know consoles? Thanks! Yeah it's nice you added the BBCSII balancing to BBCS as a free patch, but the crap load of new content (including redone game modes, enhanced game modes, and even brand new game modes, along with Mu and the DLC characters now being properly intergrated into the game instead of limited to mostly versus only)would serve much better on consoles and it would entice new buyers on consoles too, you know which would get you more money and new fans. Also releasing a new console disk version with all this new content would give you a excuse to bring to PC (CT was released on PC in some places) like Capcom with SSFIV AE, even more money. Be smart Arc, because you're being really dumb. I mean if you're going to milk like you're doing, do it right.

Dead Island: Was expecting a better Left 4 Dead meets a better Dead Rising, instead got a Borderlands meets Dead Rising open world RPG looking zombie game with co-op. At least I was right on it looking better than Left 4 Dead and Dead Rising. :P Now if the final product can live up to expectations, it will be nice.

Battlefield 3: I saw some explosions, it looked like that one game I don't like, things happened, things went dark for awhile, I came to with drool on my mouth, turns out I fell asleep watching, something better was on then, and everything was better.

Mass Effect 3: Hey look it's now just like Gears of War, but with powers and lots of talking! OOOOOO INNOVATZORZ! BioWare died with Dragon Age Origins, now they're just there to make us laugh at how pathetic they've become, just like Team Ninja and Capcom. I wander if they'll start re-releasing there old games that were actually good to show people how good they once were in hopes of tricking people into buying there ****y games with nostalgia memories, only for said people to discover the game they just spent 60$ on sucks ass and isn't half as good as the way way way better rehashed clas-sic game, you know like what Capcom does?

Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary: It's 40$, eh I'll buy it.

The Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword: I usually love Zelda, but everytime I see this game it's just doesn't get me excited nor really wanting it. G4 demo was showing off exploring and it was flying around in the sky, said it was like Wind Waker in the sense you just find mountains to go to explore opposed to islands in Wind Waker. It looks just like Twilight Princess designs with Wind Wakercell shading and apparently exploring. I just can't get myself excited for it. I dunno everytime I see it just looks boring to me with nothing that reallymakes me want to play it. Guess I'm just grown tired of the series.

Medevil Move: Yeah if this game is ever near me I want it moved away from me as soon as possible.

Okay getting a bit tired so I'm going to stop for nows.

So I watched MS, EA, Ubisoft, and Sony conferences today and all I can say is I feel asleep.

MS was just UGH. I mean 4 exclusive games that weren't for Kinect, 4, four, FOUUUUR! Then 1 of those is a budget priced reskinned campaignof a 10 year old game (not a true remake)with new multiplayerusing the Reach enginewith remade old maps and online co-op for the campaign, as MS confirmed to GametrailersTV on Spike. Then another is for end of next year. One is one we already saw demoed last year. Then the last is a racing game, with only new thing being Kinect support.

MS had a lot of Kinect stuff, I mean it's understandable to need a lot of Kinect stuff to sell it, but that's all they had. Thanks MS but I like controllers......and being able to move freely, which is why I like controllers.

Besides that all 3rd party multiplatform stuff, some of which now has mostly meaningless Kinect support. I mean we got the typical Call of Duty showing we get at every MS conference, but they key difference this time, no time exclusive announcements...so MS started the show to show us a game that we can get the same exact way on 2 other platforms....then followed it up with a multiplatform game that we can...once again get the same exact way on other platforms. Man that's one ****y library you got if you need multiplatform games with no 360 only bonuses to fill time so you can show moremultiplatform titles, BUT NOW YOU CHOOSE WHICH DIALOGUE OPTION YOU WANT WITH YOUR VOICE, OMFG I SERIOUSLY DON'T GIVE A ****.

Crystal Dynamics did a poor showing of Tomb Raider. I mean it's game they have talked about being open world, yet they show off the opening linear section with no combat at all, not wise Crystal, not wise at all. I mean they really need to focus on showing that open world aspect first and formost, after all the really got to seperate it from Uncharted and show people why they should care about this game and why they should get it to put on the shelf next to Uncharted because it's different, not showing something that looks like a worse Uncharted, oh no no no no no.

EA conference. Well outside of Insomniac's new game, nothing new. All stuff we have seen before, just a linear little gun turret shooter section with a Reaper in Mass Effect 3, which has now fully added all the elements of Gears of War into the combat, can even hit Y for the little cinimatic zoom. :roll: I see why it's releasing next year, why buy Gears of Mass Effect 3at the end of this yearwhen you can just buy the actual Mass Effect 3 at the end of the year? YOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Insomniac only showed a trailer introducing you to the 4 playablecharacters of there new game that will also be on 360, Overstrike. Looks like it will be a interesting little game, plus one of the 2 playable girls is pretty cute so I'm sold. YOHOHOHOHOHOHO! The cute one is the one that has the cloak FYI.

Ubisoft conference. Nothing really new there either outside of Far Cry 3. Far Cry 3 revealed to be a return of the original sty-le, just hopefully without the lameass mutants. Far Cry 3 looks like it will be pretty interesting, I mean Far Cry 2 was too boring and repetitive as it went totally mission based open-world, then Crytek's own Crysis 2 was mostly linear smaller levels. So Far Cry 3 might be good since I'm guessing they plan to go with the Far Cry 1 and Crysis 1 approach of big open environment levels with multiple ways to reach the destination instead of Far Cry 2's complete open world approach or Crysis 2's linear direction Crytek is wanting to go in, so fans of the original Far Cry and Crysis sty-le might have another game like that for them.

Sony conference was about what I expected. Talked about PSN, showed off games we know about like Uncharted 3 and Resistance 3, announced some new stuff like Sly Cooper 4, announced some exclusivec ontent to 3rd party multiplatform games (how you're supposed to do it MS) and Move support on some games, and then spent rest of the show on Playstaion Vita. Nothing much interesting on Vita. Uncharted looked cool, and I saw a game in the video I thought looked cool but didn't say the name. :cry: SFXTekken looked clunky, really shouldn't have been showed this early in development, looked clunky as all hell, then again the game is made by Dimps and Ono so probably just the way it is. YOHOHOHOHOHO!
Then of course Cole..... Do we really need guest characters in a crossover game? Kind of defeats the point of a crossover game, I mean I thought it was SF X Tekken, not SF X Tekken X inFAMOUS. :P Guest characters areusually lame in general, but still keep them to something that's not already aboutcrossovers, it kind of works and makes sense that way.Like I said in a topic, I now demand Noel and Mai Shiranui is Super Marvel vs. Capcom 3, and Morrigan Aensland from Darkstalkers, and Taki from SoulCalibur as her rival, in SFXTekken if we're going to do this. :P

Before someone asks "hey wait, why no Noel in SFXTekken then?" I don't want to see Noel in SF's current ugly as **** artsty-le thanks. Same goes for Mai. Plus Noel and Mai have dat ass...... Now look at the asses of the SFIV girls......nuff said. :P
Actually Morrigan and Taki probably shouldn't be in SFXTekken, Morrigan especially, Morrigan also has dat booty. :|

X-Men First Class is pretty good. After a mediocre 3rd installment, and a average origins prequel for Wolverine (that's most noticable for having a game that's better than the movie itself), we finally get a 3rd good X-Men movie. Weak points being Emma Frost's actress obviously being hired for her looks rather than acting abilities, and Kevin Bacon's mutant nose...oh wait that's jsut his regular nose....nevermind.... After a American Dad episode I can never look at Kevin Bacon and his nose the same way again.

Anyone someone gave me a PSP-3000 with Tekken 6. After I got it I bought 4 more games, Tekken DR, SoulCalibur Broken Destiny, Resistance Retribution and MGS Peace Walker. I got to say I really hate PSP for playing Peace Walker with no second analog, with the collection announced just going to sell it I guess. Honestly why oh why did they give it the Subistance and MGS4 camera instead of going old school top down view, after years they finally changed it and then don't use that camera when it's actually a good idea to use it, so weird. Although annoyingly I bought Tekken DR used at gamestop since I didn't think I would find a new copy for 15$, then of coruse today I found it at Best Buy for 20$ new, grrr.

Anyway I was blessed by thy bootylicious lord and savior Noely.They hadBlazBlue Continuum Shift II at a new Gamestop I found, then found BlazBlue Calmity Trigger Portable and Castlevania Dracula X Chronicles at Best Buy, after I looked oh so hard for both those 2 games the other day I found them today. It's Noely love I tell you, she blessed me today in my quest for Noel things. Didn't bless me with Darkstalkers Chronicles though, I blame that on Chey (WannabeSeras) being a Morrigan fan that likes Morg a bit more than Noel, and since I am friends with her the Noely punished me with no DS for Chey's blasphemy. Thy Noely giveth and thy Noely taketh away. :P

I'm hoping they release this version for console as a ultimate edition. New origin story stuff with how Noel, Makoto, and Tsubaki met, and one for how Tager came to be with stuff about the other Sector 7 people. Mu and the DLC characters for console versions now have arcades paths and usable in all modes, and a new game mode. Will have to get around to playing more as I just did for a few minutes, but it's what BBCS should have been in the first place so probably will be one of my favorite games of this year.

I feel sorry for the Europeans that didn't get this cover for there boxart. Tis nice. And if you look closely at that Noel ass, what's that I see? Oh yeah, PANTIES. You see her panties in CSII intro and this so I guess she doesn't go commando. Makes sense for as one glimpse of thyNoelgina of Infinite Wisdomwill make anyone that glazes uppon it mad, the brain can't handle that much blood loss rushing from it at once.

Not got around to this yet but so excited. 3D remake of Rondo of Blood as the core game, then unlockable regular Rondo of Blood, and lastly can unlock Symphony of the Night REDUBBED WITH THE NEW VOICE ACTORS ANDWITH PLAYABLE MARIA.I love that it'sRagna's voice actor that is Dracula and Jin's voice actor thatis Richter. Too bad Symphony of the Night is rescripted too, hearing Ragna tell Jin "What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets!" would have been sex to the ears. I don't dig Yuri Lowenthall as Alucard though, but enough talk, have at you!

YAY, I finally beat Borderlands! I beat it in exactly 23 hours, 53 minutes, and 57 seconds with my now level 36 Lilith. Final boss was a bit too easy once I found a exploit, oh well. I did every mission (I got the complete all missions achievement for both Arid Badlands and Rust Commons so I think so), and found and saved all the Claptraps to max out my inventory. I said last blog Borderlands was a bit harder than I thought it would be, but I redid my Lilith's skills (I figured it would cost a bunch of money do undo skills to reset them but no) and so she's nearly indestructible now. :lol: Anyways good game, and eventually I will get to the second playthrough to finish leveling up and getting better loot, we all love looting. The ending also makes me want Claptrap's New Robot Revolution expansion, even though I hear it's bad, grrrrr.