I accidentally clicked on the Sony E3 thing while they were having their press conference. Even though I was only there for three seconds, I still got the Sony 2011 E3 emblem. :P

I don't even own a PS3. :lol:

Anyway, Zelda impresssion: I don't like the graphics (too kiddy; I prefer the Twilight Princess style) but the MUSIC! What little of it that I heard was fantabulous. If the whole soundtrack is like that then it'll be worth it.

EDIT: It seems to be back to normal. For now. (

For a couple of hours today, GS has said that I was banned. But now it's not saying I'm banned.

Hopefully it was a glitch. I dun wanna be banned. :cry:

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That's some b****in' Gwich'in.

MILLIONS OF RAPTURED CHRISTIANS RETURN TO EARTH, SAYS HEAVEN "SOCIALIST"

Yesterday, approximately one billion Christian men and women, along with billions of children, vanished in the blink of an eye to join the Lord Jesus Christ in Heaven for eternity, leaving the unsaved heathans and pagan idolators to perish in Armageddon.

Today, hundreds of millions of Christ's chosen have returned to Earth, disaffected by Heaven's strict gun regulation, lack of investment banking and socialized healthcare.

"I got to Heaven and was like, wow!" Says Sally Selfreliant. "And then I saw this massive mansion and asked Jesus, 'Who lives there?'

"He said, 'Everybody lives there.' I thought, surely He's mistaken; the Lord wouldn't just GIVE homes to lazy freeloaders like that!

"But I was wrong. Heaven's a Commie paradise."

Bubba Burnaqueer was another holy elect returned from Providence:

"I tried to bring my AK-47 in but Jesus told me they weren't allowed or necessary. Not necessary? What kind of Leftist show are they runnin' up there?

"Far better down here, where people's got some defense against oppresive gubment."

While the international Rapture of the Faithful failed to live up to many expectations of demonic catastrophe, the sudden, massive resurgence of conservative Christians worldwide has had devastating effects on local and global economies.

Well, pacemaker/defibrillator.

While installing his new hardware, the doctor found scarring on his heart, which means he's had at least one bad heart attack and never knew about it. He could've fallen over dead at any minute.

This scares me. How you can have a heart attack (or multiple attacks) and just think you have gas. Dying of a heart attack (or just having one) terrifies me. Same with strokes and seizures.

Prov 24.17: "Do not gloat when your enemy falls; when they stumble, do not let your heart rejoice";

Ezek 18.32, "I take no pleasure in the death of anyone, says the Lord";

Ezek 33.11, "I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked."

I don't like death. Death makes me think about the people who died, what their lives were like, how they could have been different, what legacy they leave behind, and what, if anything, comes after death. It makes me think of the concepts of significance and where our place is in the world.

Cliffsnotes: Death depresses me. Even when it's someone like Osama who died.

I can understand why people are celebrating and don't really have an issue with it. But I don't feel any cause to celebrate. I just want to get our soldiers outta there so we don't have to focus so much on death anymore.

How in the hell can 48/2(9+3) equal 288?

Order of operations: Parentheses, exponents, multiplication, division, addition, subtraction.

Parentheses: (9+3) = (12)

No exponents

Multiplication: 2(12) = 24

Division: 48/24= 2.

If the answer to the problem is indeed 288, then the problem is presented wrong; it can only equal 288 if it's written as:

(48/2)(9+3)

To get 288 with the problem as it was presented requires going against PEMDAS.

Thank God. Maybe now Mom will stop with the "Shaggy and Scooby-Doo" jokes.

She has a point, though.