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In a more serious note, dear Microsoft.

CAWADOOODY BROWNSHOOTAH! Is not core gaming.

Kindly burn.

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"One of the things that I don't think we truly understand the significance of yet is automatic identity through Kinect. If your wife or your daughter or your son or yourself starts interacting with the machine, it instantly switches to their choice of content, their profile, their personalization, their recommendation," he said. "That alone, that simplicity, is going to dramatically increase the number of people who want to interact with Xbox One. "

How about I spin this another way:

PersonA: " Hey man, I just got this new game for Xbox ONE, wanna play it? I'm kinda done with it"

PersonB: " But doesn't XONE block used games? I don't want to pay for this if you already bought it"

PA: " Yeah you're right this does suck... Come to my house then, i'll order pizza!"

PB: " Cool!" *comes over*

PA: * Hands over controller * have fun.

Kinect: " I can't let you do that Dave. You are not the owner of this copy."

PB: " What the fu--"

PA: " Xbox, what the hell are you doing?! This must be a bug, XBOX, Go HOME ! "

Kinect: " Negative, you, the owner, have violated our terms of ownership. As punishments, all your games are forfeit, your HDD will be wiped, your accounts banned, and this console--uhum-- media center shall now self-destruct. Goodbye, scum. "

Top lel.

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@pottedPlant7p * A round of applause*


People are still using that shit?

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@Pr0ving4Gr0undz That's because PS4 is so backwards lol.

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@Duninn2013 77 million, counting replacements.

Without replacement, cut that in half.

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@freedom01 @Duninn2013 Only it's multi-platform... SONy has released their COD:G trailer literally a day after Microsoft's reveal.

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@freedom01 Microsoft isn't dreaming, they're on crack.

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@MusclesJAM @dussan2 Of course.

But let's look at Xbox360's failure rates.

Many people are already on their 4th Xbox and up.

I dare you to find me more than 10 people with the original Xbox360 model, that actually use it.

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Ahahah, wow.

AHAHAHAHAH, so much stupid in one statement! classy, Microsoft.

Not even fucking iPhone sold 1 billion.

Your glorified VHS player won't either. Even if we split the market into all 3 competitors, 330 million EACH?!

Get out, you fucking idiots. Your analysts are as stupid as your marketers.