I would just like to wish everyone at TV.com a Merry Christmas! (If you don't celebrate Christmas...then Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy whatever holiday you celebrate...)

Christmas is coming up, so I thought it might be fun to make a parody of one of the most (in)famous Christmas songs to be used for parodies. This will be the short version because I'm lazy and it would be tiring to read through the whole thing anyway. Enjoy! On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Twelve benders bending, Eleven bison flying, Ten penguins sliding, Nine koifish splashing, Eight Kos face-stealing, Seven sungi horns blowing, Six monkey statues staring, FIVE GOLD PIECES!!! Four frozen frogs, Three lotus tiles, Two broadswords, AND A LEMUR IN A PEAR TREE!!!

I'm so happy! ^_^ It's not a big snow, but it's enough to get out of school. YEE HAW!!! *jumps in the snow and makes snow angels* *creates a giant snowball machine that throws snowballs on everybody* (Everybody: *throws snowballs back at me*) I may get off for days if it continues like this or if the snow doesn't melt! ^_^ ...Too bad I'll have to make all this up if it does :(.

This was an article I found a long time ago, and it's the strangest thing I've ever read... http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0201/rugrats.html

This article doesn't really make much sense. Here's what I think about their "points":

1. "The surname of most of the show’s characters is “Pickles,” which is a euphemism for the male genitalia (along with “Sprout,” the nickname given to the main character by his grandfather). This is probably the least vulgar innuendo of the show." Umm...I highly doubt that small children would make that connection, and I don't think that the creators wanted to corrupt the minds of children...(Edit: Also, Grandpa Lou calls Tommy "Scout", not "Sprout". This even further proves that they don't know what they're talking about -_-U.)

2. "The main character is a baby named Tommy, who is seen in every episode wearing a diaper with no pants. The diaper always appears full, extending far from the baby’s rear, undoubtedly delighting pedophiles with scatological fantasies." You must really have a LOT of time on your hands...

3. "Tommy’s little brother is named “Dil Pickles” to drive home the attraction to the male anatomy. Worse yet, Dil’s only activity is to suck on everything he finds, including his own foot. (No fetish is left unsatisfied.)" So Dil's a typical baby that wants to put everything in his mouth. Big deal.

4. "Tommy’s best friend is a sissified nerd named Chuckie, whom other children describe as a “fraidy-cat,” terrified of everything, particularly clowns. His bright red hair and square glasses only add to the pantywaist image, indisputably designed to promote and glorify the homosexual lifestyle." ...Except that Chuckie noticably has had crushes on girls (i.e., Megan in "Cradle Attraction"...I think that was what the episode was called).

5. "Susie, another friend, is the show’s effort to appeal to certain viewers’ chocolate fantasies. The fact that she is missing teeth serves only to convey her sexual role." What are they getting at here...?

6. "All the male children are terrorized by a butch girl named Angelica. She physically and verbally abuses the little boys, yet they keep coming back for more, frequently begging her to join them in their “play.”" Angelica is a bully, no argument there. But the babies just want to try to be friends with her. Not sexually, just friends...*smiles and nods nervously*

7. "Angelica inherited the dominatrix role from her mother, Charlotte, who is every ********’s dream – head of her own company with a personal assistant named “Jonathan” (not John) whom she constantly bosses around on the phone." Yep, Angelica is just like Charlotte. But...what is so wrong with a woman heading her own company? Bossing around Jonathan I understand somewhat, though, since that's a bit too extreme. It's probably for the comedy, though.

8. "Not surprisingly, the show goes to great pains to blur gender distinctions. Two twins, Phil and Lil, look exactly alike and do and say everything the same. The only clue we get of their gender difference is that only one wears a bow. The twins are there to convey the appalling notion that there need be no difference at all between boys and girls." They're twins. Fraternal twins, of course, but mothers like to dress twins alike. Big deal. Also, they don't look exactly alike: Phil wears shorts and Lil doesn't.

9. "Even the adults are portrayed in depraved fashion. Tommy’s father, Stu, is unemployed and spends all his time in the family’s basement, making “toys” (the show cleverly never reveals what these so-called “toys” really are). Phil and Lil’s dad, Howard, constantly visits Tommy’s house, spending all his time in the basement with Stu, purportedly looking at Stu’s “toys.” (At least, the producers have the decency not to show them in action.) Because the fathers are busy with their “toys,” they never watch the children, who defy their parents’ orders and get into all sorts of trouble – another attack on family values." First off, Stu is a legitimate toy inventor. We see his inventions quite often in the series-and they're not sex toys o_O. I get what they mean when they are concerned about the parents not watching their kids, but how else are the babies gonna get into trouble? That's what the show's about ;).

10. "Lest any sex fiends feel their quirks are unrepresented, guess again. The show has a lesbian. While Phil is playing with Stu’s “toys,” his wife of convenience, Betty, spends her time with other women. Betty is the stereotypical bull dyke – she speaks loudly, loves sports and wears a bandana around her head in every episode." Being a tomboy doesn't make someone a lesbian. O_O Besides, she's married with children, and I doubt she got married just because she wanted biological children. Also, if they know so much, why did they call Howard Phil?

11. " On the show’s website, Tommy discusses his dog Spike by saying, “He lets me ride him and crawl on him and taste his food.” (Surely we don’t have to tell you what “food” is a euphemism for.)" If they watched the very first episode, they would know that Tommy tasted of Spike's dog food. IF they watch the show, they would know that the babies like to ride Spike like a horse. Big deal.

12. "It should come as no surprise that when the producers converted this obscure cable porn into a movie, they set the film in gay-Parie–the world’s most renowned city of sexual depravity, second, perhaps, only to Sin Francisco in terms of pure depravity." Where do people get the stereotype that everyone in France is gay? Like I said, it didn't make a lot of sense. These people are reading in between the lines when there's hardly anything there to be worried about. And if you don't want to see further insanity, please don't click around that site. I made that mistake ^_^;;

(EDIT: I recently found out that this is a parody site. Apparently, they did a good job.) 

I shall miss you always :cry:...until Christmas Break :D :D :D :D. You flew by so fast, I never got a chance to blink. So goodbye, so long, sayonara, adios, au revoir, hasta la vista...*tries to think of other words meaning goodbye but fails*

Who writes the commercials for Nick? Why did they have to put puns on food throughout that promo? -_-U Still...if Avatar was food, it would be "scrumptious"...*gets a weird image of Aang dressed up as a Thanksgiving turkey o_O*

Apparently, my life isn't interesting enough to make blog posts often. Soooooooo...yeah. Anyway, on Monday my class is going to see a video about pregnancy.............................................................................................and it has a scene with a woman giving birth. I wonder if I could stomach it...if not, I'll probably be covering my eyes and/or running out the door screaming...or I'll get Katara to dress up like me to replace me in class... Katara: WHAT??? Me: Just kidding, Katara! ^_^...I'll get Zuko! Zuko: WHAT??? Me: Relax, I'll get Rika. Rika: WHAT??? Me: Fine, I'll get Kai. Kai: Just face it, you big baby. Me: *glares and pouts at Kai* Edit (11-22-05): I saw the end of it today. It really wasn't as gross as I thought it would be, but it was still a little disturbing :shock:.

Me: YAY!!! FALL BREAK!!! *runs around, falls, and breaks arm* Ow... Aang: Yep, fall break. Tyson: Did you have a nice trip? See ya next fall! Kai, Zuko, & Katara: ENOUGH WITH THE PUNS!!! Iroh: Want some tea? Everyone: -_-U Yep, today was the first day of my fall break. We're only gonna get two days (today and Friday) if you don't count the weekend. I was expecting a week, but this is better than nothing. Besides, it was probably shortened so we can have a longer Christmas break ^_^. Also, this is a random place to put it, but has anyone noticed my new personal image? I used screenshots from Distant Horizon to make it (the only reason I am mentioning this is so I can give credit to Distant Horizon ^_^;; ). D-d-d-dat's all folks!

(Note: This is not meant to be taken seriously. I really don't think math is evil, but I'm not that crazy about it.) Math-the one subject that many people hate, and with good reason. Why? Because it is EVIL!!!!!!! ...*Ahem* Anyway, here are 5 things that prove math is evil: 1. The fraction 2/3. *gets odd looks* Okay, allow me to explain. 2/3 is a repeating decimal, and the numbers that repeat in it are all 6's. You can take it from there. 2. The fraction 333/500. Why? It equals 0.666! 3. In Spanish, mathematics is matematicas. For short, they call it mates, like we call mathematics math for short. Replace the "e" in mates with an "a", and you have matas, which is one of the forms of the verb matar, which means "to kill". Coincidence? I think not. (Thanks to my Spanish teacher and an online dictionary for clarification for this one XD) 4. It gives headaches and other chronic health problems to those who can't handle it. 5. Why do you think teachers give us more math homework than anything? It's obiviously a tool of torture! And now...I gotta go! *runs out*

I'm starting think pooldude was right. Maybe my school is more fun...or maybe it's just the people ^_^. Spanish Teacher (giving us an oral quiz): What color is jello (yellow)? Student (can't remember who it was): :? I was waiting for someone to make a crack about the different flavors of Jell-O, but no one did... (There were drawings of clothing on the board, and you had to say the Spanish word for it) Student (referring to a drawing on the board that was *supposed* to be panties): That looks like a thong. Me: I think it looks like a piece of pizza (without pepperoni :P)... Everyone: :lol: (In Geometry, we were going over stuff about trangles) Geometry Teacher: And this is called...I don't know, something in your book. Class: :lol: Student: *looks in book* The Exterior Angle Theorem. GT: Yes, thank you. You don't have to know the fancy name for it, just as long as you understand. GT: Any questions? Justin: *raises hand* I have plenty of questions. GT: Go ahead and ask. Justin: What are we doing? Class: :lol: GT: You are at (name of my high school). You are in Geometry Class. I am a teacher, you are a student. I give you direction. Class: :lol: GT: Today, we are having a lesson on triangles. Right now, we are on the Exterior Angle Theorem. Class: :lol: GT: Your question was referring to several different things, so I thought I would give a good answer. Class: :lol: (During English, the afternoon announcements began...) Announcer: ...And now we are going to play this song by the request of teachers. *"Don't Worry, Be Happy!" started playing* Everyone: :shock: Me (to the teacher): You didn't request this, did you? English Teacher: No... (Last year in English, we were acting out Romeo & Juliet...) Bennett (reading her line): What's this word? Me: *takes a quick glance* ...Prostate? Bennett: Prostate... Class: :lol: Later, after everyone stopped laughing... Cassie: That's not prostate. Me: *looks again* Oh, it's prostrate. :oops: