Funny Dialogue
by ToonGal on Comments
This is some stuff I made up at a thread in the Avatar forum. You may not get some of these if you aren't an Avatar Fan, but you may still find them funny nonetheless. Enjoy :) Pepsi v.s. Dr. Pepper Me: Aang, I've got something for you to try...*holds out a can of Pepsi* Aang: What is it? Me: It's Pepsi. Try it, you'll like it. Trust me. Aang: *opens Pepsi can and drinks it*... Me: So, how is it? Do you like it? Aang:...I don't like it...I LOVE IT!!!!!!!! *runs around on a caffeine and sugar high* I GOTTA HAVE MORE!!!!!! Me: What have I done? *slaps forehead* Later... Aang: *runs into Zuko and Iroh* Uh oh... Zuko: Avatar...*ominous silence* Do you know where I can get some more Dr. Pepper? Aang: Dr. Pepper? Zuko: It's a soft drink...AND I'M NOT OBSESSED WITH IT!!!!! Aang: Why would you be obsessed with Dr. Pepper? PEPSI IS THE BEST!!!!!!! Zuko: NO WAY!!!!!! DR. PEPPER IS THE WAY TO GO!!!!! Aang: PEPSI!!!!!!! Zuko: DR. PEPPER!!!!!!! Aang: PEPSI!!!!!!! Zuko: DR. PEPPER!!!!!!! Aang: P-E-P-S-I!!!! Zuko: D-R-P-E-P-P-E-R!!!! Iroh: Neither...TEA IS THE KING OF ALL CAFFEINATED BEVERAGES!!!!!!! Zuko & Aang: NO IT'S NOT!!!!!!!! *arguing continues until, Katara, Sokka, and I arrive* Aang: PEPSI!!!!!!! Zuko: DR. PEPPER!!!!!!! Iroh: TEA!!!!!!! Katara: What the...? Sokka: They're arguing over...beverages?!?! Me: I knew I shouldn't have given Aang the Pepsi... *after some more arguing* Iroh: I still think tea is better...but I'm getting tired of arguing...*goes to buy some tea* Aang: Pepsi tastes way better than Dr. Pepper... Zuko: No it doesn't...Dr. Pepper could beat Pepsi in a taste test by a mile! Me: Uh...guys...how can you say stuff about pop that you've never even tasted of? Zuko & Aang: *blink* Aang: Here, try the Pepsi... Zuko:...Here's what's left of the Dr. Pepper... *both drink what was given to them* Aang: Not bad... Zuko: Hmm...pretty good...but I still like Dr. Pepper more! Aang: But Pepsi is still better than Dr. Pepper! Zuko: DR. PEPPER!!!!!!! Aang: PEPSI!!!!!!! Zuko: DR. PEPPER!!!!!!! Aang: PEPSI!!!!!!! Zuko: DR. PEPPER!!!!!!! Aang: PEPSI!!!!!!! Zuko: DR. PEPPER!!!!!!! Aang: PEPSI!!!!!!! Sokka & Katara: *sigh* Me: *bangs head against a wall* Iroh: Want some tea? Me: Shut up... A Secret Obsession... Me: Well, there's another person whose secret obsession has not been revealed... Aang: Who? Zuko: Yeah, who? Me: *whispers into their ears* Zuko: I've been trying to get back at him for a while... Aang: Me too. Zuko: Truce? Aang: Truce. Me: But how are we going to find out what the obsession is? Iroh: I believe I know the answer to that...*holds out a diary* Zuko: HOW'D YOU GET THAT???? Iroh: I stole it when he wasn't looking... Zuko: *reads diary* Perfect...:twisted: Aang: *reads it* Call the reporter, TG. Me: I'm on it. A Few Minutes Later... Reporter: ...This just in! Admiral Zhao appears to have an obsession also..............BARBIE DOLLS!!!!!!! Zhao (watching T.V.): *spits out coffee* HOW'D HE FIND OUT???? ...Wait...where's my diary? Aang: Lookin' for this? *waves around diary* Zhao: GIVE THAT BACK OR I'LL- Aang: *throws diary to Zuko* Zuko: Let's see...your favorite Barbie was always Sugar Plum Fairy Barbie, you wish that all the Barbies would come to life... Zhao: :oops: ...HAND OVER THE- Zuko: *passes diary to Iroh* Iroh: You'll have to chase me to get it! Oh, and BTW, I was the one who took your diary... *runs off* Zhao: IROH!!!!!!!!!!! *chases after Iroh*
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