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#1 Turtlecream
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My pinky got slammed in between a car door... It was hot.JigglyWiggly_

I am trying to remember what those things were called - the things used in exercises - some sort of rubber band things. Anyways, one was fully stretched, and it stretched about 10 feet, but then the person holding them lost their grip and it snapped at someone right in their face.

Good thing that wasn't me.

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Physically.

Think back and write about the most painful thing that you ever went through. Perhaps you had your wisdom teeth pulled out and they ended up being embedded into your jawbone. Perhaps your spinal cord was ripped out of your body and used as a club to smash your face in. Perhaps your knee caps were bent and twisted until they snapped, or perhaps you decided to pour some molten gold down your throat.

Do tell.

My moment was when I was in High School and walking towards one of my classes. All of a sudden for no apparent reason, my right arm started to hurt so horrendously as if it was going to explode. It was nearly completely red and I had no idea why it was hurting so much. It almost felt as if all of the blood in my arm was completely clogged and the pain was absolutely unbearable. Eventually, and again for no apparent reason, I heard a little click noise and the pain suddenly went away.

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That Greg person got destroyed.

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Please name the one game scheduled to be released in 2010 that you are anticipating the most and explain why.

For me, I am most excited about the upcoming Star Wars: The Old Republic. While I do not normally hype games for the sake of being disappointed, I am absolutely certain that Star Wars: The Old Republic will be exceptional simply because it is from BioWare and LucasArts.

I have yet to experience a single product from BioWare that I did not enjoy, and when especially looking at something such as Dragon Age: Origins or Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, BioWare has clearly earned more than enough credibility.

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If a magical being appeared before you and said, "Your foolish actions have resulted in the following curse. You are now limited to playing only the games of one genre for the rest of your life," which genre would you choose and why?

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Please write about the worst person you have ever met and why you despise that person so much. Together we can have our anger and frustration spread around GameSpot.

TLDR VERSION: Just read whatever is bolded.

The worst person I have ever met in my entire life is by far my very own grandmother. She currently lives with us because she is unable to take care of herself.

  • My grandmother constantly judges something based upon initial appearance:

We recently bought a maltese puppy since one of our other dogs passed away, and because my grandmother smelled a perfume on the puppy, she said, "I bet the person who sold the puppy is running a puppy mill. I bet he used a perfume to camouflage a problem. I bet there is something wrong with this puppy and that we've been had."

  • My grandmother constantly asks questions that are not only stupid, but completely pointless:

A few days ago, my grandmother asked all of these questions in under 30 seconds, "Did you have breakfast? What did you have? Where did you get it? Did you go and get it? Why did you go and get it? Was it any good?"

  • My grandmother is more than willing to annoy people and hold up the longest of queues for the most minor of reasons:

It is my birthday today, so I decided to order a pizza from Papa Johns. I was the one paying for it. My grandmother asked me what the total was, and after I told her, she called Papa Johns and I heard her say, "Why does the order cost so much? Oh, you charge a $2 delivery fee? Then we don't need to tip the delivery boy, right? Well, what is the point of the $2 delivery fee if we still have to tip the delivery boy? Well, go ahead and send the pizza, but I don't think we will be ordering from you all anymore."

  • If my grandmother wants something and doesn't get it, she will literally cry and scream like a little girl until she gets what she wants:

There was an old fishing pole that I was putting in our basement, and my grandmother told me that she wanted to see it so that she could dust it off. I told her that there was no reason to do that since we all knew that no one ever goes fishing and it would just collect more dust anyway. After refusing to go down and retrieve it for her, she promptly began to cry and yell to the top of her lungs, "I want to see it! Get me the fishing pole! I want to see it!"

  • If my grandmother becomes involved with an argument, she will attempt to get the last word and then shut off the conversation:

I got into an argument with my grandmother because she was being judgmental, and eventually she said, "Well that's just the way the world works and there is nothing you can do about it." When I tried to respond, she said, "Nevermind! Nevermind!" and completely ignored me.

  • My grandmother constantly speaks on behalf of other people without their consent:

There was a time when my grandmother hired a few painters to work in our house. They said they needed to move some furniture out of the way, and my grandmother said, "My Grandson will be more than happy to do it for you." Then she yelled across the house to get my attention and "asked" me to move the furniture for the painters.

  • My grandmother is the biggest pack rat I have ever met and saves nearly everything that she may consider even remotely useful:

Whenever we get coupons, she saves 95% of them, and even coupons for things that we never buy. She saves so many for so long that some of them become expired for more than a year. She will save things that she does not understand, such as a disc offering 1000 free hours of an AOL internet connection. She will also save pieces of material that she believes may belong to something that broke, even though she has no idea what. She will also save instruction booklets for objects that we no longer own, such as one for a VCR that was thrown away over 10 years ago.

I could go on, and on, and on about why I despise my grandmother in every way, but to be honest I am getting tired of typing.

Your turn now. Please share with us the person that you despise the most and why.

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#7 Turtlecream
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Based on the current votes, it would appear that I was incorrect.

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#8 Turtlecream
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I am automatically going to assume that the overwhelming majority of users on GameSpot are liberal.

For whatever reason, and I have no proof of this other than my personal experiences, it appears that teens and young adults are more liberal while adults and seniors are more conservative. I am sure we can all agree that the majority of users on GameSpot are teens or young adults.

Let's see, shall we?

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#9 Turtlecream
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[QUOTE="Turtlecream"]

It is common knowledge that atheists do not believe in God because there is a lack of empirical evidence. What is interesting is that it is nearly impossible to dictate the kind of evidence that would need to be discovered.

Assuming that God was absolutely real and exceptionally present, it may still be literally impossible to prove it to an atheist regardless.

  • If all diseases were suddenly abolished, atheists would say that humans somehow developed natural immunities.
  • If the word, "God" was carved into the Moon, atheists would claim it as an enormous hoax.
  • If beautiful figures appeared for the entire world to see, atheists would label them as aliens from another universe.
  • If God spoke directly to a group of people, atheists would label those people as crazy or schizophrenic.
  • If every dead human was suddenly resurrected, atheists would consider them zombies and grab their chainsaws and shotguns.

Atheists claim that a God is improbable but demand believing in Him only through the impossible. Excluding the fact that such an attitude is completely hypocritical, such logic would dictate that it takes far more faith to believe in atheism than anything else anyway.

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So you don't believe your omniscient god could come up with a way to prove he exist to measly humans? Some god...

I never said I believed in God.

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#10 Turtlecream
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[QUOTE="Turtlecream"]I would be willing to agree with the arrogance, but otherwise I am inclined to disagree. O'Reilly has been known for openly allowing all opposing viewpoints onto his show, for example.

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Yeah... he "allows" them on there... but that doesn't help the fact that he hardly ever gives them a chance to present their take and he usually picks and chooses people who in some way support his bias, whether they agree with him or not.

Again... this doesn't in any way prove he is "intelligent."

You're right.