Just tell her you wish it was true or something-Sniper99-

Let me get some chips cuz that was CHEESAY!!!

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Anyway, there is only one person named orville that can beat chuck norris, and its not a person, its a duck:

mattyftm

dude, i saw that weird ass thing when i typed in "Orville" too!

Thats not a "weird ass thing", thats orville the duck. You americans seriously need educating properly. Start by reading this - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orville_the_Duck

I have a feeling that no matter what I read, I will always think that duck is still a "weird ass thing"

Anyway, there is only one person named orville that can beat chuck norris, and its not a person, its a duck:

mattyftm

dude, i saw that weird ass thing when i typed in "Orville" too!

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[QUOTE="shoeman12"]chuck norris has sensed your doubt in him and will show up at your door tonight.shoeman12

Orville Redenbacher makes his popcorn with LSD.

chuck norris invented lsd, it doesn't hurt him.

Orville Redenbacher invented Chuck Norris. Its Orville's gourmet poppin' corn that makes Chuck who he is today.

chuck norris traveled back in time to invent popcorn so really he invetned himself.

Orville Redenbacher is time itself.

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[QUOTE="mattyftm"]Your mum is better than chuck norris.mattyftm

My mOm is not. But Orville is. Sick of your guys english accents, thinking you can walk in here sportin' the word "colour" and "mum"

I'm sick of you american guys dissrespect for the english language.

Im sick of OT not understanding that i joke around 90% of the time.

I'm sick of people not understanding that I joke too. Unless you knew i was joking, and that last post you were joking too... Now I'm sick of people confusing me:(

Im sick and tired of being sick and tired. EAT A POWERBAR TODAY!

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[QUOTE="shoeman12"]chuck norris has sensed your doubt in him and will show up at your door tonight.shoeman12

Orville Redenbacher makes his popcorn with LSD.

chuck norris invented lsd, it doesn't hurt him.

Orville Redenbacher invented Chuck Norris. Its Orville's gourmet poppin' corn that makes Chuck who he is today.

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[QUOTE="mattyftm"]Your mum is better than chuck norris.mattyftm

My mOm is not. But Orville is. Sick of your guys english accents, thinking you can walk in here sportin' the word "colour" and "mum"

I'm sick of you american guys dissrespect for the english language.

Im sick of OT not understanding that i joke around 90% of the time.