I think someone needs to go over there and slap the crap outta whoever is coming up with these programs. With a trout. A rainbow trout. A singing rainbow trout. A singing rainbow trout with Morgan Freeman's voice. A singing rainbow trout with Morgan Freeman's voice with fire shooting out of its gills and golden kitties orgasming while it hits Peter Moore three times.

Well, lookie here. i just had myself a troutgasm.

@couchtater12345 Hey, whatever makes him happy.

@beast70 I'm not alone! :D

@Mr_Mark_Legion Well that won't hide the stains THAT much.

@leviathanwing Well I laugh in that guy's face, because I don't drink coffee.

@jon2435 "Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but i took bath salts, now your face looks tasty."

@driftingsilvia Shouldn't they provide complementary taxpayer-paid gym socks for the occasion?

@roifer Wat.

@bakagami They should merge together into one big Carolina.

Isn't it the parents job to monitor how long their child plays video games? Why do governments have to babysit for everybody?