They had to omit Chuck Norris because he broke the game. He blew up buildings, cars, and set goons on fire just by looking at them and tilting his hat. That and if he ever looked at Sylvestor Stallone, or Arnold Schwarzenegger, or both, the TV/computer would impolde, the player would be sucked into a time warp, and the earth would collapse and fall into a parallel universe where Norris's hat rules over fish-people.
Too many games to fit in my pants. too little time. The fact that there's a tournament featuring all past gym leaders, champions, and (hopefully) elite four members made me want to fly to gamefreak, take off all my clothes, and parachute down into the bosses' office with a thank you card and some homemade cookies. Pikachu-flavored, of course.
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