Some guy shot me in the neck when i was in traffic beause i wouldnt move,it was a real light!I have a wound in my neck now wrapped in bandages,you'll recongnize me,guy who was bandages aroud neck

Well,i dont know when any of them are gonna come out but i can already predict DC universe is gonna be much better because you get to make your own hero.Fusionfall is kinda good because of the variety of weapons and everything else in between.Namin my hero in DC universe Nightmare.Catchy aint it?His powers ( as a villian ) Is turning small,invincibility,shapeshift,superstrength,awesomecombo moves,and flying.He is probably gonna work alongside the guy who looks like a crack addict. the joker in gotham.He can kill batman easy,here is batman v Nightmare.BATARANG GO!Hehe that tickles bat man.Shapeshift into a baracuda!!!!OH SH*T!R.I.P here lies batman

PICK ME!!!!PS3 said.Pick one.she said.think about it 18 video games and 18 videogames you know waht that is?18+18=uhhhhhh 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00,00,02?.......no.PS3!Here i come. 9 months later. ( 2 months after i joined gamespot.)Idk what i should get.I mean the DS has r*tarded grafics and lame internet access.The ps3 has great graphics,blueray,internet,and the power to attract males.Sir how are you gonna pay for the ps3.MY VISA CREDIT CARD!!!!!!

The end.

P.S. After the DS didnt get bought.Some 6 year old bought it and bit the top screen off.

P.S.S After the PS3 sold out people have been trying to break into my house....I put an electric fence just in case.

Buy me!Said the DS." JAmie how much money do we have"Jordan said."Well u have 12 bucks i have 600"BUY ME! I HAVE BUILT IN BLUERAY AND HIDEF!The Ps3 was eager to get bought because it was the last of its kind(Well at least at walmart)Jamie i think i need to think about this.I will try some games it will take few minutes.

2 years later....

IS IT STILL RESERVED!YES!He grew 5 o'clock shadow beard?wow....This is hardi will let couple days pass. 22 days later.......

i dont know yet!AND WHY THE HELL IS MORGAN FREEMAN NARRATING??@?@?@?@?@?@@??!?!?I'm sorry.I get paid to do this.

Next time,will be the dramatic and stupid.Here is a sneak peek

18+!18=uhhhhhhhhh

To be continued.On the last and final part.LEave comments

This story is insipiered by a true story that happened to me.As voiceover is Morgan Freeman lol.I Think i'll by i ds jamie! WTF??? YOU FRICKIN IDIOT! BUY THE PS3!Well Jordan almost bought the ds when.The DS was having S*x with the Gameboy.I decided to... TO BE CONTINUED.AND LEAVE COMMENTS!OR I'LL WHUP YA'LL ASSES!

MY wedding wuz supposed to be 23rd,but its today! 5 a clock sharpEST.Leave as many comments.I'll be back on at 7 EST

Right now im downloading project powder,cool snowboarding game.I changed my icon to godofwar.And once again im bored.AND CAN U BELIEVE THIS!They are making another retarded HighSchoolMusical movie,the first ones were bad enough but this??!??!

It's a first person shooter game,you can make your account on it and download it at nexon.net

People keep saying its M,but the box says its T,it also will include a variety of villians and heroes such as,Wolverine,Luke Cage ( no further information of heroes,Villian(s) are venom,no more info

Well,i got ninja gaiden today,im gonna give it a short private review.Ninja Gaiden 2 is not a total dissapointment,the gore makes my wife cuddle on me lol.Grpahics and everything else great accept difficulty,over all a 9.8