About Me:
I have been in the industry a long time, 12 years, and have lots of opinions about the trends and state of the games that are developed. I have worked on small Game Boy games and several massive Triple A Titles and found that I prefer the small projects, small teams, and medium deadlines. I got my start as an artist and animator and have since moved into the game design side of things. Oh how I envy the simple days of doing my job and not dealing with all the stress and (omitted to keep your ears from bleeding) of being a designer.
I have more ex-friends and partners with ex-wives and partners than I have actual friends anymore. As for myself, I have gone through 1 wife, 2 girlfriends and countless lovers since getting into the industry. I think I have come to realize that relationships are a just a very unfortunate casualty of the game industry.
My Rant:
The current trend of On-Line Only Games is killing the game industry as a whole. I know I know...it's not really true, but it feels that way. Every year we get another 5 games that come out, just a newer, slicker version of Everquest, but still basically the same game. And they take MONTHS to play, and finish, and require you have Friends that help you complete the game...oh but wait there is no completing the game, because they have no interest in having a "END" because that would mean that you stop paying a monthly fee to keep playing a game that YOU HAVE ALREADY (omitted or decency) PAID FOR!!! So now you go on-line day after day, playing the same game, to reach that ever elusive level cap….for what reason? What was your mission, your quest? Your Goal? Oh that's right…there is none! The goal is "Get to the next level so you can go to a new area and fight the next monster type". Instead of going out and playing 4 different games that year and getting a little variety.
Technology is another problem with the games right now....I love the looks of these games, but for the love of Cthulhu, or any other deity that would gladly destroy this world if I see another game that is comprised of varying shades of brown and grey, could we please get some color.....Please? But, but, but look how shinny it is, and look at all the pock marks and pimples you can see on his ass as he runs by at 70MPH with the blur cam and debris from explosions in every direction....I think I even saw a nose hair! Well that's just GREAT! "But how", I ask, "does that make the game-play any better"? And you respond "It doesn't, it adds to the Cinematic Experience".....then go and watch a (omitted to protect the innocent) MOVIE….I'm trying to play a game!!!!!!!!!
* I HATE HATE HATE the buzz word bingo of the game industry, or any industry for that mater, did you know some douchebag marketing tumor, actually claimed they were using "Nanotechnology" to sell laundry detergent? Despicable! I have no love or respect for any of the marketing ** that I have met so far. They have no creativity and no real vision so they use their power over a project to make themselves feel more important. They asked me once. So…this idea you have here. How do I sell it? With a look of complete horror I wanted respond, "We gee! Isn't that YOUR (omitted for the Republicans) JOB YOU COMPLETE TOOL"?
** I love cussing, its so expressive, and if I could be assured that snot nosed little prepubescent twits would be reading this, I would not have all these stupid
About Me:
I have been in the industry a long time, 12 years, and have lots of opinions about the trends and state of the games that are developed. I have worked on small Game Boy games and several massive Triple A Titles and found that I prefer the small projects, small teams, and medium deadlines. I got my start as an artist and animator and have since moved into the game design side of things. Oh how I envy the simple days of doing my job and not dealing with all the stress and (omitted to keep the parents off my back) of being a designer.
I have more ex-friends and partners with ex-wives and partners than I have actual friends anymore. As for myself, I have gone through 1 wife, 2 girlfriends and countless lovers since getting into the industry. I think I have come to realize that relationships are a just a very unfortunate casualty of the game industry.
My Rant:
The current trend of On-Line Only Games is killing the game industry as a whole. I know I know...it's not really true, but it feels that way. Every year we get another 5 games that come out, just a newer, slicker version of Everquest, but still basically the same game. And they take MONTHS to play, and finish, and require you have Friends that help you complete the game...oh but wait there is no completing the game, because they have no interest in having a "END" because that would mean that you stop paying a monthly fee to keep playing a game that YOU HAVE ALREADY (omitted or decency) PAID FOR!!! So now you go on-line day after day, playing the same game, to reach that ever elusive level cap….for what reason? What was your mission, your quest? Your Goal? Oh that's right…there is none! The goal is "Get to the next level so you can go to a new area and fight the next monster type". Instead of going out and playing 4 different games that year and getting a little variety.
Technology is another problem with the games right now....I love the looks of these games, but for the love of Cthulhu, or any other deity that would gladly destroy this world if I see another game that is comprised of varying shades of brown and grey, could we please get some color.....Please? But, but, but look how shinny it is, and look at all the pock marks and pimples you can see on his ass as he runs by at 70MPH with the blur cam and debris from explosions in every direction....I think I even saw a nose hair! Well that's just GREAT! "But how", I ask, "does that make the game-play any better"? And you respond "It doesn't, it adds to the Cinematic Experience".....then go and watch a (omitted to protect the innocent) MOVIE….I'm trying to play a game!!!!!!!!!
* I HATE HATE HATE the buzz word bingo of the game industry, or any industry for that mater, did you know some douchebag marketing tumor, actually claimed they were using "Nanotechnology" to sell laundry detergent? Despicable! I have no love or respect for any of the marketing ** that I have met so far. They have no creativity and no real vision so they use their power over a project to make themselves feel more important. They asked me once. So…this idea you have here. How do I sell it? With a look of complete horror I wanted respond, "We gee! Isn't that YOUR (omitted for the Republicans) JOB YOU COMPLETE TOOL"?
** I love cussing, its so expressive, and if I could be assured that snot nosed little prepubescent twits would be reading this, I would not have all these stupid(omitted to keep your ears from bleeding) everywhere!
OK, I think that's enough ranting an raving for one night….now I will go, and maybe I will be back tomorrow with my thoughts on Turok, the latest travesty to make it to Gold.
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OK, I think that's enough ranting an raving for one night….now I will go, and maybe I will be back tomorrow with my thoughts on Turok, the latest travesty to make it to Gold.
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