System Wars Magazine is a community-run magazine from Gamespot users, and we mock the game industry by treating everything in the gaming news as a sign of an actual system war. After a month of being lazy and not doing anything due to the holidays, we finally decided to pretend we still do this and made a new issue for the new year! Please enjoy!

We are currently looking for more writers, if you are interested PM me, or bother the people in this chat.

SYSTEM WARS MAGAZINE

January 2nd, 2013 - Issue 63

Letter from the Editor:

It is 2013, the year in which the next-generation Xbox and Playstation will join the Wii U in another half-decade of epic fighting, whining, and dissapointment. Who will win the next-generation System Wars? Not you. THIS IS SYSTEM WARS MAGAZINE!!!

- Willy, Sheep in Charge

Articles:

Countdown to Nintendoom: Wii U Launch

The Wii U has launched worldwide, has it flopped yet?

Good Music is a Sign of a Bad Game

Music only distracts you from how awful the game really is.

Dumb Moments in Gaming 2012

Maintain Dew and Doritos don't even taste all that good together.

RAGE Review

Is this an old game, or an "old" game?

Sheep win the 2012 System Wars Game, 2013 System Wars Game begins

In your face!

2012 System Wars Awards begin voting!

It is your duty to vote for the forum user you dislike the least!

After a lot of hard work, Issue 62 is finally here! System Wars Magazine is a community-run magazine from Gamespot users, and we mock the console wars by treating everything in the gaming news as a sign of an actual system war. Whether or not you can tell the difference between parody of fanboyism or actual fanboyism is all up to you!

November 26th, 2012 - Issue 62 - @swm_magazine

Letter from the Editor:

The Wii U has arrived, and SW Magazine was right in the forefront of the entire launch. And by forefront, I mean complaining about it and doing nothing of value. Really, what else can you do with a Wii U? This....is....SYSTEM WARS MAGAZINE!!!

- Willy

Gamespot's version of the Illuminati is looking for some new friends. Come laugh at them.

REGGIE WAS RIGHT

Free the talking head!

HOTLINE MIAMI REVIEW

It is an anti-social, amoral game.

THE TWO PEOPLE ON SW WITH A Wii U SHARE THEIR PHOTOS!

What is Painguy1 looking at?

Wii U MOST BORING LAUNCH IN HISTORY?

I'm still first in line!

WHY IS THE VITA DYING?

It's too powerful to die!

HALO 4 REVIEW

Was Halo put in the right hands?

Wii U STORAGE SPACE IS PATHETICALLY TINY

Am I supposed to store games in here?

ARE Wii U ROUNDED DISCS THE GREATEST GAMING INNOVATION EVER?

Hope Sony doesn't copy it!

WHY YOUR GAMING TASTES ARE %$#@

Warning: This article has heavy language.

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Is right here in this thread.

It has Issues 1 to 11. That is a third of all the issues that have been made up until now.

Remember back a while ago when I said that Nintendo was making more money than Sony and Microsoft combined during the Gamecube years?

Source: NPD

I win.

Even with the Gamecube and GBA, Nintendo was making more money than Sony and Microsoft combined.

And System Wars didn't believe me.

So take that.

There is a 90% chance nothing here will be at the conference.

I'll just leave this here:

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I simply can't believe it.

I have watched this show from the very beginning, and to see it end with a storyline that is not epic at all is saddening. Unlike others, I liked the previous seasons, but this is the one I didn't like.

Hopefully Heroes has a just finale.

Also, if Sylar can come back from the dead, why can't I?

Letter from the Editor - Willy105

This will be the last issue of System Wars Monthly I will be publishing. It has been a nice 2 years of System Wars Monthly, and a great 4 years of being on Gamespot, but I believe it's finally time to say goodbye.

I have outlived every single non-staff user that I have been friends with when I first registered here, back when the Xbox 360 launched, the Revolution was a mystery, the PSP was beating the DS, and the PS3 was the most anticipated thing ever.

Now, things have chagned, and I m glad I lived thru these years on Gamespot. The game industry is a very different place, and Gamespot has changed dramatically. In fact, this is a completely different Gamespot from the one I registered into. Gamespot is now owned by a different company, and all it's original staff members are in another website (cough Giantbomb cough).

Still, I have been satisfied with my time here. I wish to thank all of the great personalities I have met over the years, like: Sonic54k, Animorphsfan, Tsug_Ze_Wind, Kccp2b, Kanedajj5757, K_Smoove, Kansasdude, AdobeArtist, Subrosian, KevinV, JeffG, Jethrovegas, Nintendofreak_2, Deadman1290, Hamstergeddon, Tjeremiah1988, TheEnd Boss, Penguino729, Greyhound222, CaseyWegner, MusicalMac, Zassimick, Darkspinslayer, Fabz_95, Brianfox1, Jynxzor, Crazy-Player, LegendofNerd, Magiciandude, Soulreavercross, Rocktimusprime, and Jandurin. And the System Warrior in me is satisfied of the Sheep Victory, now that Nintendo is back at #1.

I thank each of those people, and if I missed someone, I thank you too.

Anyway, below I will post EVERYTHING I EVER DID, or as much as I could find, for System Wars, enjoy!

System Wars: The Comic

Issue 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 , 10, 11, 13, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, RW 1 , 2, 24, 25, and 26,

System Wars: The Game

System Wars Monthly

Issue 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21

System Wars Press Conference

I have done even more for Gamespot in general, but that is all I can find. I really want to thank JodyR and the Gamespot staff for keeping this big expensive website still running after all these years, even with the economic downturns and staff downsizes. It is an amazing feat that other game journalistsic websites could not do.

As for those coming in just now, and never got to the era in which me and other dinosaurs roamed Gamespot, make Gamespot a fun, better place, and try to go after what I tried to do.

Good Bye, and Thank You for Everything.

As for System Wars Monthly, will this be the final issue, or continue? That is entirely up to you.