Things learned from TV:

All crimes are solved in 1 hour.

The Good guy always wins.

When you’re trapped, you always find a way out.

A trip from Los Angeles to China takes 5 seconds.

All women still have makeup on when they wake up in the morning.

When you’re a hero, you will never get burnt in a fire.

If Operating Systems Were Airlines

DOS Air: Passengers walk out onto the runway, grab hold of the plane, push it until it gets in the air, hop on, then jump off when it hits the ground. They grab the plane again, push it back into the air, hop on, jump off...

Mac Airways: The cashiers, flight attendants, and pilots all look the same, talk the same, and act the same. When you ask them questions about the flight, they reply that you don't want to know, don't need to know, and would you please return to your seat and watch the movie.

Windows Airlines: The terminal is neat and clean, the attendant scourteous, the pilots capable. The fleet of Lear jets the carrier operates is immense. Your jet takes off without a hitch, pushes above the clouds and, at 20,000 feet, explodes without warning.

OS/2 Skyways: The terminal is almost empty - only a few prospective passengers mill about. The announcer says that a flight has just departed, although no planes appear to be on the runway. Airline personnel apologize profusely to customers in hushed voices, pointing from time to time to the sleek, powerful jets outside. They tell each passenger how great the flight will be on these new jets and how much safer it will be than Windows Airlines, but they will have to wait a little longer for the technicians to finish the flight systems. Maybe until mid-2007. Maybe longer....

Kaz Hirai: 

"When I came out onto the stage at this E3 past, we told gamers that wireless Dualshock controllers would be shipping with every Playstation 3 console this fall.

Well, we lied. While keeping the defacto standard for game controllers was a very attractive option, we've decided to release the new, innovative controller design that we were saving for the PS4. 

 That's tommorow's technology-- today.  Now, if you'll all divert you're attention to this small glass display...."

Kaz reveals a slightly altered, black version of the Wii-mote. "If you remember Sony was the first company in the history of technology to introduce motion-sensing into the market.  and we will be the first and only company to bring it truly into the mainstream. 

Now, here we have a demo of Genji 2, this time actually- actually flicking your rist to preform the revolutionary real-time weapon switches. 

 Over here we have..." 

Remeber the tech-demo for Nintendo DS at E3 2004? Well, it's now called Sonic Wild-Fire and headed to Wii!

It is similiar!!!! They look almost the same!!!! DS above, Wii below.

They are identical!

Anybody remember Airplane!? It was the #6 most funniest movie of all time.

Or maybe you remeber the Naked Gun trilogy. Those were hilarious movies too.

How about Top Secret!? Or it's a Mad Mad Mad World?

Well the people that brought you those masterpieces are njow making a brand-new movie called.... Superhero!

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Well, I don't have a poster, but these movies are amazing! And I can't wait till the Zucker Bros. release the new movie!

Anybody excited as well?