"Just let me die" "You can't die, I'm bored!" Red Vs. Blue

"N-Y-P-D, means I will knock your punk a** down!" Men In Black

"Just know, this hurts me more than it hurts you" "I find that unlikely" "Well, this hurts almost as much as it hurts you" "Still not buying" Red Vs. Blue

"What do you want Caboose?" "I want a pony" Red Vs. Blue

"Do you understand the words coming out of my mouth?" ("Man no one can understand the words coming out of your mouth") Rush Hour 1 & 2

"So, she's an anit-Terminator Terminator?  You've gotta be s**ting me" "No, I am not s**ting you" Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

"Everyone's asleep, it must be nap time!" Red Vs. Blue

"Hey Donut, you're back down to number 7!" "Oh yeah, well I saw the tank too!" Red Vs. Blue

"This game is so smooth, George Cloony wants to date it." X-Play

"This may very well be the biggest versus we've ever had" "Even bigger than that fishing one?" "Yes, even bigger than the fishing one" Judgement Day

The fan-mail read about how X-Play gave Full Metal Alchemist 2 a 2 out of 5.

"Sugar" "Hmmm?" "Oh, you thought I was calling you sugar?  You're not that rich" i Robot

"Oh, oh you decide?" "Yeah" "Hey Larry?" "Hmm?" "Meet my friend Jeff" "Larry just got a change in conscience now" "Yeah Larry better move his fat a** and get this train going" Men In Black 2

Since not a lot of 360 games are going be coming out soon and since I have no money to spare (holding $50 for Halo 3) don't expect too many new reviews any time soon.  Plus Blockbuster hasn't gotten any games that look any good that I haven't played.

Seriously, I haven't seen any new games for the 360 since launch.  Yeah, I know Full Auto is coming out soon, but what about some other games, what the hell is taking so long?  God I hope Oblivion doesn't get pushed back, I need a long game to play on my 360!

"You saying there's something wrong with my gear?" "You're gear?" "My f**k stick!" Bad Santa

"Oh no, you do not shoot that grand s**t at me!" Independance Day

"Aww, there's something behind me isn't there?" Doom

"Catherine Bruster, have you sustained injury?" "Drop dead you a**hole!" "I'm unable to comply" Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

"Please remove any metal objects you may have, any chains, coins......" (reveals a bunch of guns) "Holy s**t!" The Matrix

"I want everyone on this guy." "Everyone sir?" "EVERYONE!" Need for Speed: Most Wanted

"Mmm.......Nachos" Hellboy

"Where are you!" "Here" Batman Begins

"Uh-oh (R2-D2)" Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith

"Brilliant!  You reject your own nose because it represents the glitter of commercialism!  Why didn't I think of that?  Cut, print, check the gate, move along" The Grinch

"What the hell are you doing?" "I'm kicking my a**, do you mind?!" Liar Liar

"Hold on to your lugnuts, it's time for an overdrive!" The Mask

"What do you think Mr. Schneebly?" "Ermm!" "Uh, I don't know, it's lacking style" "Style, you're going to talk to me about style look at yourself, can't even dress yourself, look at that bowtie!" "Don't be talking about my bowtie" "You might as well have the students wear their uniforms to the show!" "That's not a bad idea........." "Not a bad idea, I was kidding!" School of Rock

Dart guns, Grunt with a diaper, plasma rifles are squirt guns like they sound, I love it!

Intro Movie-A dark screen slowly starts showing (while playing epic music that would be used in dramatic movies) illiterate text that slowly transforms into proper english in the form of the Halo text font.  The text reads:

Billions have been lost.....

Death sweeps the Universe like a hurricane......

Battles have exploded, between that of man, that of alien, and that of...........

..............something else

But now.........

That what was once man vs. alien will become the last and only defense............

Against the parasite............

And the sacred rings..................

The greatest war to have ever surfaced comes to an end here.

The screen goes black again and slowly shows Earth, constantly being attacked by Covenant ships and shows the Forerunner ship with the Master Chief and the Prophet of Truth on board closing in on Earth's position.   The screen backs away from Earth slowly and faintly reveals a single Halo ring surrounding Earth as the game's logo faintly appears in front of Earth and plays a new mix of the Halo theme and then moves to the main menu.

• "When will these people learn how to fly?" X2: X-Men United
• Pretty much every line in the South Park Movie and the Uncle F**ka song.
• "You're going to kill me, aren't you?" "Only if you say monkey"  (Interrogates) "Your the bad guy" "Are you ready to say monkey?" Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Chaos Theory
• "I'm taking a s**t you dumba**!" Doom (Movie)
• "You were riding him like Seabiscuit!" Meet the Fockers
• "Just pretend I'm Harry Hoodini" "What?" "I'm an angry, ill-tempered assassin that will drop you right here unless you start talking!" Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Chaos Theory
• "How could anyone figure that out?" "That was completely mental Ron" Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
• "She was my first Asian!" Wedding Crashers
• "Did you call moi a dips**t?" Terminator 2: Judgement Day
• "What are you laughing at you Nazi son of a....." Hellboy
• "What are you doing?" "Nothing, just gonna kill myself before the chief does, bye!" White Chicks
• "Wait, how did this happen we're smarter than this!" "Apparantely not" Star Wars Episode 3
• "You killed my son!" (Yells...explosion) "Both of them" The Punisher (2004)

• Get to work on finishing permit requirements and get a license.
• Finish my application for Gamestop
• Get Xbox Live Gold
• Do better in Chemistry
• Not to get caught listening to iPod in Geometry, lol.
• Get more 360 games
• Convince my parents to let me go on the Korn tour.
• See how the PS3 and Revolution turn out against the 360 (not that I'll get them).
• Avoid getting C's and lower in school
• Continue despising Uwe Boll, and hoping Peter Jackson beats the hell out of him.
• Work on getting college credits.
• Think of what college to go to.
• Whether I'll be a game creater/designer or movie director/producer.

To be continued...

1. Korn "Twisted Transistor"
2. Guns n Roses "Out Ta Get Me"
3. Linkin Park "One Step Closer"
4. Skindred "Nobody"
5. Slipknot "My Plague"
6. Disturbed "Stricken"
7. Static-X "I'm The One"
8. AC/DC "TNT"
9. Judas Priest "Judas Rising"
10. Motorhead "Ace of Spades"
11. Mudvayne "Just"
12. Velvet Revolver "Dirty Little Thing"
13. No Warning "Back To Life"
14. Rage Against The Machine "Sleep Now In The Fire"
15. System of a Down "Attack"
16. Green Day "Jaded"
17. Ozzy Osbourne "Crazy Train"
18. Papa Roach "Not Listening"
19. Staind "Falling"
20. Rob Zombie "Superbeast"

1. Slipknot
2. Judas Priest
3. System of a Down
4. Green Day
5. Disturbed

PS: I absolutely despise rap and emo music except for Eminem because he writes his songs about his own life and Coheed and Cambria because they at least sound different and good compared to other emo bands.