No, this isn't about the ole' strap problem that's to do with the Wii-mote but this is of something which I must say, I didn't really care until people started to really drive a wedge down the pants of Nintendo and its fun factor. This is to do with their graphics, I know about the Graphic Issues of the system and that I've already covered this in Gaming Graphics a few weeks ago, but it seems like there just so many pant on head retarded reviewers out there that I feel like, with a small unknown amount of followers, I just pretty well insult them all and get away with it in the public domain.
I must stress this out, which is better; only just good visual, only just good sounds, only just good gameplay or something which is about average in all those areas. Well, for the knuckle heads of the reviewers and their publishers, they might as well go for the average all-round due to the fear of hearing nails on chalkboard, back to the 4-bit era of gaming and/or controls which do crazy things when they don't want it. As for me, I don't care about graphics which even remotely going back to the Gameboy days even though they are just 1 or 2-bit colours depending on how you look at it, and I'd call it 1-bit as there's really two main colours, black or background green. As for sound, well, do they really fear midi? Is it ever possible to hear nails on chalkboard easily on a midi? I haven't tried it personally, but hell, that's a challenge for all you readers out there and you know how to contact me, tell me if it is even possible for midi to properly play a sound resembling to nails on chalkboard. I'd imagine a big fat no due to the format issue and the purpose of the format being to record instruments not exactly for nails on chalkboard. Finally gameplay, well, have you ever played a game where buttons don't really make sense and they end up having a mind of its own? Please don't mention about the shoddy design of a steering wheel as I am thoroughly fed up with poor excuse of a design, but besides that, I haven't met a game that the controls are so complex, it is like banging your head against the TV just to tell the character to move.
So what have reviewers got to fear about all 3? I can still live with my Gameboy with its shoddy sound and graphics, only if there's even games worth playing for it. Some reviewers just have no guts venturing back into time and dust off their trusty ole Gameboy and start plugging into a title worth playing, such as Tetris. Believe me when I say it, but hell, that game has such good music and gameplay that still rivals the current-gen versions of tetris, as for graphics, well yeah, it is deemed to be kinda basic, but that's how you play the game, plus you could easily tell the blocks apart, not a lot of clutter on display but hell, look for the game and you'll see why it is still loved. Don't call it pre-loved as it isn't a raped title by the USSR government.
Now, to the reason for my venting of anger. In pure and short, many of the reviewers are comparing the graphics of the Wii against the pure power of Xbox 360 and PS3. I mean come on! The Wii is not only lite, portable, costs less, a bit more reliable, uses less power than those beasts, has revolutionary controls for current-gen console, has smaller and lighter controls with rumble and a speaker in the controller (omfg!), with the possibility of being able to wave both controllers in your hands like a raging maniac... Okay... now... does someone want to trade their Wii for my Xbox 360 and my titles? Anyways... its shortfalls are the pre-dated graphics, audio and way-ward excuse of a controller, but hell... it is fun!
Though, there's just one hell of a tosser's excuse of a reviewer(s) to of called an exclusive title to have "pre-dated" graphics as compared the 360 and PS3. I honestly don't see how it technically actually works. It is like comparing the taste of a high quality banana from a really cheap store to a high-end one. The big difference is in price, but the quality of the cheaper one might be higher in quality than the expensive place, but the presentation of the expensive place doesn't always make the taste even better, not even with a small spray of Channel No.5 on the banana even entice me to go for the expensive one. In short, a banana is just a banana, even in price, the way it is presented and in smell (for those that might want to counter state me for not including it). Even after eating the expensive, the perfume might stick to your hand and trying to pick up girls with a perfumed hand will cause you grief yet, if are after guys, well, you'll just have to test that one out won't you?
As for me, I pretty much just enjoy the way I play my games with easy to understand controls, decent visuals without glitches and decent audio without nails to chalkboard. Next review to take another bite out of the best console ever conceptualised for the current-gen deserves a flying rotten banana to the pelvis whilst I'll just enjoy the good ones to myself.
From teh USSR with love :)
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