Yes, it seems there's plenty of idiocy to go around in the gaming industry this week. And yes, we have a teensy bit of drunken Hollywood omake. :) So hang on tight as we go through the bag of stupid.
---Good riddence to E3---
Yes, E3 is being downsized. And by "downsized," we mean killed. Yes, the ESA has decided that now's a great time to turn E3 into a small, invite-only event. This is stupid on two fronts. First off, while the non-media entry into E3 was getting just plain rediculous, the invite-only nature of this new event brings out a new concern. Just who is going to get the invites? The people that the major publishers can "trust" to say only positive things? This turns E3 from the most important event in the gaming world to the most irrelevant, as no one cares for PR shilling.
Secondly, the fan reaction, as demonstrated by Gamespot forumgoers' reactions, is rediculous. I can safely say that I got the most out of the E3 spectacle this year from the Big Three's press conferences, especially Nintendo's and Microsoft's. No doubt, the companies will now be able to time their press conferences for times that are more in line with their actual progress. No more rushed E3 builds, no more hour-long lines getting in the way of game coverage. If anything, this will make things much easier for GameSpot and company to get their hands on games, as they don't have to deal with every kid who made up a fansite just to get in.
E3, don't let the door hit you on the way out.
--- Minnesota anti-game legislation axed---
In a move that no one was surprised by, Judge James M. Rosenbaum struck down a Minnesota game law that would have called for the fining of minors who tried to buy or rent M or AO rated games, citing games' protection under the First Amendment, and completely rejecting Minnesota's "evidence" of clear psychological harm to minors. I loved this little barb Judge Rosenbaum threw at Minnesota attorney general Mike Hatch:
The First Amendment . . . was certainly established to keep the government from becoming the arbiter of what constitutes 'worthless' or 'disgusting' speech. The Court declines the State's invitation to enter into an evaluation of this kind."
The whole ruling can be read here: http://www.gamepolitics.com/images/MN-final.pdf
You know, I don't know who's dumber: The states trying these inane laws that everyone and their mothers know will be overturned, or the Gamespot forumgoers screaming doom and gloom every time a new unconstitutional law gets passed by another opportunistic batch of politicians. The fact is that there's no way to prove that violent games, in the abscence of other violent media, injure minors at all. We have nothing to worry about. The ESA is big enough to protect itself, and there's nothing Jack Thompson and Co. can do to stop it.
--- Pay me $20 for me to tell you about the game you'll be spending $60 on! ---
As you all know, ESPN and EA are making a "making of Madden 07" documentary. Not so bad, since EA and ESPN have been making out in the deep, secluded areas of the gaming industry for years. What is surprising is that it's going to be a pay-per-view event.
What.
The.
(explative)?
I understand that EA has made billions of dollars exploiting the same two million people every year with their barely changed roster update series, but this is simply rediculous. How can anyone be stupid enough to spend $20 for an infomercial? This should be on late night TV, right there with the Juiceman and the Gazelle. Anyone paying for this nonsense shouldn't only be ashamed, they should go ahead and blow their own brains out. Such people should not be allowed to breed, they're that stupid.
--- Mel Gibson is responsible for all the wars in the world! ---
Yes, even as we giggle at the gaming industry's incompetance, we can spare a moment to laugh at the misfortune (and complete idiocy) of those outside of gaming. Just type "Mel Gibson arrest" in Google and you'll find a whole bunch of articles pertaining to this anti-semite's drunken escapade.
For those who don't already know, Mr. Gibson was arrested in Malibu, California a few days ago for driving under the influence of alcohol. Field sobriety tests showed that he had an alcohol level of 0.12, well above California's 0.08 limit. However, that's not the end of it.
Allegedly, he tried to evade capture, something you just don't do when the cops want you. When he was caught and put in the back of the cop car, Mr. Gibson screamed incredibly stupid things at the cops, among them:
"f---ing Jews!"
"I own Malibu!"
"The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world!"
And then Gibson topped it off by asking the sheriff "are you a jew?"
You know what, I love drunkards. Why? Because you always know what they think. I remember back when The Passion of the Christ came out a couple of years back. It was one of the most hotly discussed films of 2004. I remember how upset the Jews were, claiming that the film was anti-semetic because it blamed the Jews for the death of Christ. Accusations flew that Gibson, whose father is one of many moronic Holacaust deniers out there, was himself anti-semetic.
You know, I think those accusers were on to something there.
Now, he's trying to apologize for his behavior and his language, the way Hollywood people do. Personally, I'd be surprised if he really gets help for his alcoholism and prejudice. PR is an amazing thing, especially when you've got another movie on the way like Gibson does.
Way to end your career there, ace.
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Anyway, there's our bag of stupid for now. I'm sure we'll be looking through it again in the future, but in the meantime, see you next week for a (hopefully) normal blog post!
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