DEAR JOURNAL

Does my mom even KNOW I'm here?!!! Hope she does.....

OK, I'm bored right now. Normally i'd be chatting with my buddies right now, but NOOOOO!(cries) I'm stuck here in after school! I feel like a caged bird!

*start singing like one and the secretary tells me to shut up, friends start laughing*

Tell me, WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO???!!! The mean old secretary won't even let me call my mom!

*stares around room at colorful posters and tiny chairs and desks of first graders that i am trying to fit in*

I bet i look so silly right now

*sigh*

Guess i should just do what i always do when i get bored: plan for something fun to do when i get out of this place. Let's see:

Fun Things To Do

- talk to buddies

-talk to buddies

-talk to buddies

ooohhhh! got a new fun thing!

-talk to buddies

LOL! i crack myself up! ........................................... (sigh) ............................................ what to do, what to do ................................................. (sigh) ........................ THAT"S IT!!!!  I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!!!! She's taking waaaaaayyyyy too long!!!

*looks at the clock and sees that only five minutes have gone by* sigh

* looks around room again, just as bored as ever, when i see a sign. it's in tiny letters, so i squint my eyes to read it*

"Be Patient" it says.... You know what? I find it soooooo strange, how in everything that i do, little things like this pop up............... It's like someone's watching me..... every second...... Okay, this is just creeping me out!

*reaches into bag and begins eating leftover birthday cake*

MMMMMMM!(Smile) that was yummy!(sigh) too bad it's all gone now......

* i look out the window and see that my mom is here*

WOOOOHOOOO!!!!! Free at last!!!

*looks at clock and realizes i've been here for only ten minutes*

* grab my bags and runs out of that afterschool like cheetah on a hunt* 

WORDS OF A TRUE FRIEND

Yes, they may talk about you

Yes, you may cry

And, yes, don't worry,

I'll be by your side

They may push you down

But i'll help you bounce back up.

Just keep in mind,

Whether you're rich or poor,

I'll be by your side.

Besides,

That's what friends are for

-from "The Ever-So-Wise Words of ZutaraBeleiva"

written by: ZutaraBeleiva(duh)

STEPS:

1) Bump into one first (duh)

2) Fall down

3) Laugh

4) Get back up

5) Try not to bump into another one

NOTE: In order for this to work, you must not be afraid to bump into disappointments in life.

- " The Ever-So-Wise Words Of ZutaraBeleiva"

Written by: ZutaraBeleiva (duh)

The earth is round,

And life gets weird,

Deal with it.....:P

-  "The Ever-So-Wise Words of ZutaraBeleiva"

written by: ZutaraBeleiva (duh)

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

  2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

  3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

  4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

  5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

  6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

  7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

  8. Don t use any punctuation

  9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

  10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

  11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

  12. Sing Along At The Opera

  13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

  14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

  15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

  16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

  17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

  19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Send This To Someone To Make Them Smile.

It's Called Therapy (^_^)

i just thought it was really funny, so i'm passing it on to you guys.

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Note: i found this on tokyoberry's blog, THOUGHT IT WAS HILLARIOUS!!! i've already done about five of these things(seriously!)

smile!