Now I'm a Goombella not only on Gamespot, but also IRL! I'm level 33 on Gamespot and I'm 33 today! (I know. I'm old.)
I woke up to automated birthday e-mails from Wipeoutzone, Cheap Ass Gamer, and Shoryuken. Thanks for the wishes, mailbots!
My awesome wife gave me 3D Dot Game Heroes, which is exactly the kind of game I'm in the mood for right now: some old school narrative adventuring with a cool visual twist. Bring it on, Dotnia!
My relatives gave me cash, which is exactly the kind of stuff I love to have on hand to spend on games. Before I give up buying games for a year in 2011, I plan on stocking up with:
- Might & Magic: Clash of Heroes for PSN
- DJ Hero 2 for PS3
- Maybe the Sly Collection. [I never played these on PS2. Are they worth it?]
- Bioshock 2 for PC
- StarCraft II
I'm pretty sure that, plus all my other games, plus all the free junk available online, will last me through 2011 at least.
***Warning: Grossness Ensues Here***
Speaking of free junk available online: Last night, out of mildly-baffled interest, I downloaded the free edutainment game Privates from E4. It's about a tiny squad of condom-hatted guys(?) who blast viruses, fungi, bacteria, and killer sperm while exploring people's infected… orifices. It's meant to teach about STD's (or STI's, depending on how you acronymize it) in a shocking way that ought to catch teenagers' attention. I'd be curious to know if it has any impact. Will this game encourage any teens who play it to practice safer sex? I have my doubts. I have yet to clear the first level, but the game seems to treat its subject matter too lightly to really hit home. It does play up the gross-out factor, but I wonder if it's enough.
Anyway. I'll keep an eye out for news on this game. It's meant to be released on XBLA before long, but that might not happen considering the game's settings, which, I've said, if you've already forgotten, are the insides of people's bits of the naughty variety.
Ew.
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