A man is sunbathing in the beach naked. He then sees a little girl walk upto him so he covers his area with the newspaper.
The little girl asks "Whats under there?"
The man replies "Uhhhh..... A bird"
The little girl then leaves and the naked man then falls asleep.
He then wakes up in a hospital in great pain, and he asks the doctor "what is going on?"
The doctor says "we are going back to the beach to investigate". They then reach the beach and they stumble upon the same little girl and ask her if she knows anything about the man.
She replies " well, while he was sleeping I was playing with his birdie then out of no where it spit on me. I got so angry that i broke the bird's neck, smashed it's eggs and burnt its nest".
THE END
Brutal, ain't it?
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