I know, the weekend isnt technically over, but I dont wanna go out again unless I have to.
Yesterday I did manage to drag my butt to my friend Eric's house. (We're just friends). Its not that I even have fun over there or do anything worth mentioning, its mostly to get out of the house.
In true oddball fashion, I return his copy of Nacho Libre, on DVD, and he presents me with a fresh, shrinkwrapped copy of the same dvd for Christmas, which I admit, I enjoyed, I thought it was pretty funny, as far as Jack Black movies go, but Its really hard for me to watch a movie more than once unless its really really really good.
This is the second movie Ive received from Eric which will no doubt be shrinkwrapped for quite awhile (What About Bob being the other).
This brings me to today. I didnt want to go out, I really didnt, but I again, hauled my butt out of bed, and headed towards the Del Amo Mall, after a vain attempt to make myself appear presentable.
While passing the pool near the gate to this apartment complex, I swear, there was a large, aged, mostly nude guy reading there, well I probably wouldnt have stared if he didnt look more than a little like Wilfred Brimley, star of stage, screen, (Coccoon), and countless Liberty Medical commercials ("Liberty Medical can save you hundreds on your diabetic testing supples!"). When fake Brimley noticed I was staring, I got the line, "see anything you like?" fired at me. Yeah, like I havent heard that one before. I could tell it was going to be one of those days.
I always enjoy going to the mall, (that is, before I actually get to the mall). Once there, I'm crowded into an oversized shopaholic's worst nightmare, throngs of stores and people, shoved into incredibly tight spaces. Claustrophobic people need not apply. All at once, I flash back to Dante's Inferno, wondering when exactly the glass doors of Mall 1 vanished and layers of hell began appearing. Indoor track lighting seemed to usher me further into the halls of the damned.
I figured Eric would be here somewhere, and I might see him later, so I wander into Suncoast, the best overpriced DVD store around (when you can find what you want, anyway).
Their infamous wall of anime dvds loomed in the back of the store, like the draconian mouth opening to one of the forest dungeons in Zelda, A Link to the Past. (I tell everyone that the first time I walked in here, I knew nothing about anime, like now, and accidentally stumbled into "The Wall", and was rather close to it, so I looked up slowly, and it seemed to never end, and the next thing I knew, I woke up about four hours later, remembering only my name and the size shoe I was wearing, which ironically, werent even mine).
But "The Wall", would not claim my soul today, as I deftly avoided it, or any anime section, which isnt easy, as I think that makes up like 1/4 of the store. Well one of the clerks, who could have passed for a geek squad member, asks if he can help me, and I ask if he has, "The Lion in Winter", starring Peter O Toole and Katherine Hepburn, because its a great film and because Eric needs more classics, and because he really needs to stop watching Nacho Libre. I have personally seen the movie on dvd, so I know it exists (or at least, that I exist, anyway).
Well he tells me it hasnt been released on dvd and they dont have a vhs copy (not that I have a VCR anymore). And I walk out, wondering if the cute girl behind the counter could have helped me a little more. (She had blonde highlights and a face like Kelly Clarkson, really pretty).
After passing through the main hall and the remains of Santa's Village, I head upstairs, through Robinsons May, past Brookstone, and the food court, people everywhere, I swear I've seen LAX less crowded than this.
I pass Gamestop and Macy's, small stores like Hallmark and this one weird calendar place, which i'll come back to, later, to the outdoor pavillion, and finally to the large, 18 theater multiplex, somehow hidden in a corner. (Its like the old Nick show, Legends of the Hidden Temple, only a lot less fun).
I go to the movies (dont worry, ill post a review here tomorrow!). On the way in, I pass Eric and his playmate Gladys (they're just friends too.....really close friends.....), and he wants me to hit the food court with them and run defense on Gladys (suddenly hes turned into Red Aurbach and im a defensive tackle). I , having just passed that way, tell em heck no, there's like more people there than Ive ever seen in my life (even the poor girl who works at Glop on a Stick is flustered with the crowd at her window). (By the way, shes kinda cute too).
After the movie, I amble out, the film much better than I thought it would be, thank goodness, because for ten dollars, I can find a much cheaper thrill (like buying lots of food and throwing it up).
My ride will be there soon to pick me up, and I realize I still dont have a gift for Eric. So I make a mad dash for the opposite end of the mall, back past the food court (where the same people seem to be eating, dont they ever move??), past Brookstone and Foot Locker, and Lady Foot Locker, and kids Foot Locker, and I swear I even saw Zebra Foot Locker, down the escalator, two steps at a time! The poor girls who wear boots (tons of em, by the way), were stuck one stair-ing it all the way to the bottom, suckers...
I find myself back at Suncoast, where I began, and thankfully, geek squad reject is nowhere in sight (probably in the back room with Jaime Pressly's finest films and a fresh hankie from Sears, which is next door). Not a big fan of buying people movies theyve seen before, I grab M Nyght Shymalan's, Lady in the Water and make a beeline for the counter. Luckily no one else is in here, this late, so its just me and Kelly Clarkson, (shes even cuter, close up).
Back out I go, fifteen minutes til pickup, sadly the meeting place is, you guessed it, at the opposite end of the mall. I take off, as fast as my unfit self will carry me, back past Radio Shack and Victoria's Secret (I dont go in there anymore, so intimidating), up the stairs, (Santa's Village is dark now, the elves having been chained up inside the little wooden houses, Santa probably at a nearby strip joint). Through the halls, past Foot Locker, all twenty of them, and past the watch place, and through Robinson's May, and past brightly lit, oddly named clothing stores, I've never been in, the crowd is thinning now, mostly leaving or going to the movies, most stores close at eight, I believe. Back past the food court, (Glop on a Stick girl is gone)., past Body Works and Gamestop, and through Macy's, down the escalator, and out past the men's department, and finally home. Eric got his movie, but I didnt quite leave empty handed.
I noticed something else, besides all the boots girls seem to wear nowadays. The World of Warcraft board game is pretty damn heavy. I was eyeing it, before I hit the theater. 1000 pieces. I was tempted to get it just to see how you play it. It looked like Risk to me. I hear theres even an expansion. Maybe if I can get Eric to play it with me.
My love of shopping did get me the following loot though:
Dark Messiah of Might and Magic (Limited Edition).
Star Wars: Empire at War
Dreamfall: The Longest Journey
and a few used dvd's, cause 3 for 20 bucks is a heck of a deal on movies. I picked up Vanity Fair, House of Flying Daggers and Good Night and Good Luck. Not to worry, I'm sure I'll post more about the phat loot I bought once I give em a run through, for now I'm off to bed!
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