apparently Spelling isn't taught in public schools anymore. =P

Oh wow, he's so cute ! He looks like a little Boris Yeltsin !

I seem to remember Dubya taking a historic number of vacation days while he was in office. =P

While certain elements like the Common Core standards and Standardized Testing as a way of accurately measuring performance are controversial, not sure you can generalize by saying all US schools suck.

We should rename it daveSpot

My roommate has disrupted my daily routine. Someone is about to die. =P

because men and squid Christmas photos are awkwardly hilarious?

Congrats ! "May your first child be a masculine child." (I thought the quote was oddly ironic, given the recent LGBT progress made.)

I still maintain that marriage and children between a Skitty and Wailord is an abomination of nature and am writing a 323 page dissertation, to be served to the Supreme Court on the merits of my argument. =P

I always get Pratt and Pine mixed up.