@onehitta323: Just admit it, you're too broke.

@phili878: And opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one, and you are one.

@Veemon_X: How the **** were Anakin and Padme nobodies?

@lonesamurai1: I require fresh zingers, LOL!

@lonesamurai1: Did you really just say "Call of Doody"? That's older than the jurassic jizz stains on my grandma's dentures.

What are you, 12 years old or something?

@Daian: RE7 was more than just RE in first person.

Getting a bit fatigued with the Ubisoft open world template at this point. Go climb this thing to reveal 100 other shiny/pointless things on the map. Go sneak into this enemy controlled base, and try not to set off an alarm. Go kill some animals to make your own personal nutsack warmers. Wash, rinse, repeat...

Meh. Ready for the mainline DQ entries on Switch.

@danielduncan: They already reported on that. Derp!

Next up, **** your mom, the game!