Just got 2 new emblems. Pretty excited.

So here is the second last quote. When I do the last tomorrow personal message me your favourite one for three points then your second for two points and then your third one you liked best for one point.

A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. But a true friend will be sitting right next to you in that cell and telling you: 'Man did we f**k up.'

Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

3 more left after this!

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?

'Hold my purse.'

Okay on 10 more to go and then you vote for your favirite ones.

This on is only short and if anyone finds it offensive just tell me and I'll do something about it.

Your mamma is so fat that when she sings it's over.