Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

 

The good thing about not having a listed number is that when you get a prank call you know it's from a friend.

Eat like you've never been fed, drink like you've never been drunk, love like you've never been hurt and dance like nobody's watching.

Those who do-can those who can't-critics

A great pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do.

Nowadays, when buying a present, it's hard to find a gift that looks like it cost as much as it did.

 

Sorry wasn't on yesterday, was watching 50 to 1  great movie one liners and the winner of that was gone with the wind with the line: Frankly my dear I don't give a damn. I personally wasn't expecting that.

Cocaine: Gods way of telling you, you've got to much money.

Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?

 

You have to believe it before you can see it Of course there are those idiots who see it before they believe but they either wind up dead or in a insane asylums

Only a short one

 You put the dick in ridiculous.

So I have decided to go to 50 quotes, but that means I may have to stop doing a bit of work in class. So all of you people who read my quotes after 50 I will let you vote on your favourite one out of the 50. But I am only up to 29 so it will be a couple more weeks.