Barf.

"In an effort to meet the considerable worldwide demand, and to ensure that all gamers worldwide have the opportunity to play the game on day one, we have chosen to postpone the launch of the game by two weeks to allow for extra manufacturing time."

What difference does it make if everyone worldwide gets to play it at once? I mean really why not just ship as many as you have as soon as you can? Sounds to me like they just want a little longer to get preorders, but that may just be me being cynical.

There's going to be a whole 80s style montage of Rey training with Luke, and then the screen will split and will show Kylo training with Snoke in a similar fashion.

That or it'll be Rey showing Luke a new think or two. Since she already knows all about the force all by herself for some unexplained, and totally lore-friendly reason.

It's just a ba, ba, ba, ba box.

This is both pitiful and amusing at the same time.

That's such a common word how could you possibly think you could trademark it? I mean that would be insane. Like trying to trademark the word 'react' or something.

Is that supposed to make the film more appealing or something? Abrams is going to break his wrist with all that back patting. Maybe I'm just an old fashioned prude or something but I'm really, really ,really not interested in anyone's sexual lusts.

I want to watch a sci-fi movie to be entertained, not to sit down for a sermon on 'diversity' and if this next film is the latter rather than the former, it won't see a single penny from me.

Why do I have trouble believing them?

So they will continue to allow you to exist as a less hairy pair of hands and forearms. To sum it up.

That's just plain lying. I'm sorta looking forward to uncharted and all, but there's no excuse for such dishonesty. I mean it's not like a huge, huge deal but it's really just not cool to rip off some one else art.