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#1 Baron_Machina
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...Look, I'm not saying that the Vita was a bad system.

I'm just saying that it had like only five games. Ever. Everything else worthwhile you can get on PS3 or PS4.

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Does.... does PETA have NOTHING better to do with its time and resources? Of all the avenues they could choose to push their no-meat agenda, and it's TMNT eating pizzas? Like.... really?

I know I should't be surprised given who were talking about but still.... really?

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#3 Baron_Machina
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Furi. It's only a couple hours long, but it's all boss fights, has a sick soundtrack, and mixes hack and slash melee combat with bullet hell shooting mechanics. All in all, great game.

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#4  Edited By Baron_Machina
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I thought it was... good. Not great, but I'd give it like a 7, maybe a 7.5 out of 10.

The combat and gunplay was fun, the contraptions were a cool new addition, the first half of the story was interesting and had a lot of "whaaaaaaaat" moments, the presentation is gorgeous, and most of the levels are interesting, both in level design and visual aesthetics.

However... the contraptions really weren't enough to evolve the gameplay from the original, so it feels more like another expansion like the Old Blood in terms of how it plays. Not only that, but the second half of the story felt way too silly and lost a lot of the impact of the first half, the side content is literally just retreading through the levels, and you can't replay story missions like you could in the New Order, which makes 100%ing the game a lot more tedious. Not to mention there's only one boss fight: the final boss. And I didn't even know it was the final boss until after I beat it, which made the ending feel REALLY abrupt.

Overall, I'm still glad I played it and I definitely had fun with it. I just think it's a step down from the New Order and the Old Blood. And I really don't understand how or why it got so much critical acclaim. But hey, to each their own.

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#5  Edited By Baron_Machina
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Completely slipped my mind, but I'd love a Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3. Though that might actually happen, since Marvel said they wanted to get serious about making video games again.

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#6 Baron_Machina
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Comics:

Hellboy: Hellboy has had a couple of games in the past, but nothing really good. I feel like the potential for an awesome game is definitely there, though. It could be an epic 3rd person shooter, character action game, or RPG about hunting down supernatural entities and Nazis. Plus I feel there could be a lot of variety in the combat by mixing up moves between guns, gadgets, and the Hand of Doom.

Manga/Anime:

Yu Yu Hakusho: Man I miss this show. I picture this as a Yakuza-esque game, with similar combat but adding in spirit techniques like the Spirit Gun and Spirit sword, as well as bigger enemy diversity for fighting different kinds of demons. You'd be able to play as all four of the main characters, and be able to explore both the human world and spirit world. I dunno, maybe with the Yakuza team making a Fist of the North Star game there's hope, albeit veeeerrrry slim.

Shows:

Avatar The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra: I feel like the fact that this show never received a great game is criminal. I imagine an action RPG similar to what Bethesda or Bioware would make, where you create your own bender and have to go on an epic quest, meeting new companions along the way and determining the story through choices. There could also be a huge skill tree system for the four bending types, and certain side story quests could unlock new side trees like blood bending or metal bending. There's so much potential for a game based on Avatar, it just needs the right studio and the right budget.

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@kotariggs: There's not a lot of police games with that level of random generation, but I know a few that are fun. LA Noire is more about detectives, but there's side cases, car chases, shootouts, chasing people down to arrest them, and solving cases and debunking lies is satisfying. Also there's Sleeping Dogs, where you play as an undercover cop.

As for the two you mentioned above, Hardline just uses the cop asthetic for a multiplayer online shooter. Watchdogs you play as a rogue hacker, not a police officer.

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#8  Edited By Baron_Machina
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I didn't actually know a lot about mine so I just looked it up: I'm a Pisces. Pretty cool! Also means I'm a water sign, though that's a given since it's two fish.

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#9 Baron_Machina
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I honestly still can't believe a BDSM Twilight fan fiction has come this far. We truly live in an unfair world.

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#10 Baron_Machina
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Can't flop, won't stop.