I am helping the writer with the writers strike. Although I came at the worst possible time god I am frezeing my ass offhere and I am not even outside right now, I am a hotel with my wife and two jewish writers from the david letterman show.
the writers strike is still going strong and now I will be helping them I own a house innewyork so I could probably help talkwriters Because I was a writer for the i love lucy show for the last 2 seasons and I know how it feels.
well today fatty died on the operating table during quadruple bypass surgery after suffering a heart attack last friday his money will be devided by his one child who too will most possibly die in 5 yeers or so and me and my webster in all we will be getting exactly 63.7 millon dollars but yet in memory of him before we will be makinga copper statue of him standing on top of the grave costing him800,000 he was 79 today.we 3gain a life and loselife another.
charles hughes (1928-2007)
well I was thinking that maybe I should tell you people my life story and here I am telling you my life story but before that I will tell you my family members biographys then my own biography
I was born on july 27 1923 in brooklyn to portugese father richard hughes (1890-1984)and my jewish mother martha stienberg(1893-1990) I wasmidde childof8boys bobby hughes(1918-1944) , then twins awrence Hughes (1919-2006) & geovanni Hughes(1919-1999), then me, John Paul "J.P" Hughes (december 1923-1999) Dean Hughes (1925-1996) Fredrick "fatty" hughes (1928-)Willam Jennings"webster" Hughes (1931-)
my father was lawyer for rich part of brooklyn earining us 125,000 dollars a year we all of the children basked on the sweet lifeexcept for me my father wanted me to follow in his footsteps and become a sucessful lawyer he taught me everything from saving a obviously guilty man from being killed. he also taught me how thaught me how to be on the judges side. but yet I thought and still do think my father was a horrible and corrupt man he would take bribes from senators.half of that money was used to bribe judges yet not one soul ever found out about this.in 1967 he retired as a lawyer after 50years of teaching and decided to teach inner city streetchildren but sadly that was a mistake one of those children were in the mafia and shot him in legs crippling him for the last 14 years of his life although he still tought the children until his 90th birthday.he liveda life of bland exicment until he died of pnemnioaon june 101984 at the age of 93.
my mother was amuch better person than my mother she was a worker at the post office and had that great value that no other mother can offer her life was not as intresting as my fathers but it was a great life.
bobby was the most nicest kid you could ever know he was the all american kid loved to play baseball hang out with his friends he was life of the party but like most people those days he was in WWII and he joined the war his plane wasfighter piolt fighting the japanese his plane was shot down in hiroshima perfecture and from that day on my father resented all japanese men.
Lawrence was the comedy man he was liked by everybody for being himself he was incomptent idiodic clumsy and never insightful but yet he was my favorite brother he was at heart always a child. he graduated from yale medical school once you think about it he was like a white bill cosby he treated many people he was orson welles dietrican and thats how I got his atuograph.henever got married despite being the most popular person in school he was never a person who liked children.my brother like 58.8% doctors was obese and had sufferd 4 heart attacks and 3 strokes because of his obesity and yet in late 90s he dropped 115 pounds but was still 250 pounds he was a doctor til he was 78 then opend up a music shop dedicated to frank sinatra.he died of a massive heart attack on august 21 2006 at the age of 87.
geovanni was a man ofc omedy and a man that had a passion about making people laugh he was voted funniest student in the year book he had this thing that made us all laugh but he never got to express it so he followed his father footsteps and become a lawyer I felt so bad for him he never got to go to his potentail although everyday from1978to the day he died he was always on stage at the applo theater the hosts called him the freakin amazing and the manager said these words "this man was not alwaysthe best stand up at the theater but yet he had that sound that always hit your funny bone" he died of a heart attack ondecember 2 1999just 4 hours after his final performance at the applo as a tribute the applo showed his best performances athisin his regular time spot.he was survided by his 4 children and wife michelle who died last month
J.P was a natural salesman he could sell any thing to you from a broken car to a dead horse but yet his natural charm got him in trouble with lenders and resturants as he could not pay off the debts so he became a realter and made a estimated 87.8 millon in his whole 40 years as a realator yet as his income grew so did his weight so he started smokingand by 1992 he was diagnosed with lung cancer he then quit cold turkey but that was not enough he died of lung cancer on december 31 1999. he was by one child who got his 87 millon dollar fortune.
dean was a natural jock he was a member of the football team he was the star pitcher in his high school baseballhe was in my opion god forgive me for saying this, a jackass a total jackass he would always rub his popularity in our faces but yet he was successful he was a architect and built many houses in pasadena he diedonapril 171996 after falling off the balcony of his 3.5 stoty house he was 71. he was survived by his wife who died in 2001 and his 7children 2 have died
fatty was a little fat kid and we always made fun of himbut in the end he made over 250 millon in stock he bought and sold stock all from his computer he sold always at the right time he made over 266,000 on a motorcycle atuographed by the newly late evel kenivel he has that power that smarts that no otherman had in my family but yet he the next hughes to go he had amassiv heart attack last week an the doctors say he has abou 4 days to live he was a great guy.
Willam jennings was named after my fathers hero the scopes trial prosocuter and republican front runner of 1896 willam jennings brian.but we called him webster because he knew every thing about every thing he became a lawyer and graduated from harvard with his doctor degree and became a successful lawyer with his lawyer cousin also named howard hughes who died on november 17 of this year little webster retired after 42 years of being a succesful lawyer in 2000 he has had 2 strokes and has 8 children(6 of whom are still alive)his wife died in 2004 of alzhimers
this is my family whom most of whom are dead I would like to thank you all for reading.
I am sorry for the bad grammaer its not me these words are sticking together
I have sent atleast 30 some odd subbmissons at 8 o'clock and not a single one of them has been accpeted or rejected whats the deal its been 6 hours all ready
well I am regreting what I did on Friday I was just watching sunday Moring and it was about retirment and I only have 75,000 to retire on and my wife retired in 1992 we only have very little money to retire on But my wife has been hassling me to retire ever since I had that first heart attack in 96 and then even more when I had another one in 99 so now its happend but I hardly know what to do so I am going to take all of our money out of joint bank account and cash in on life. and if thats not enough i will sell all of my old 1893 series baseball cards so if you want to buy one go out to auction palace in Hanford. the list of thing I will be selling
10 of1893 world series baseball cardspriced at265,000 dollars
my grandsonns lightsaber signed by mark hamil priced at 5,000 dollars
and a signed atuographed of picture of orson welles (that picture is my avatar) priced at 2,500 dollars
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