I've been stressing about the "what if" of finding a job down here, worried that I won't find one before my money runs out.
Although, technically, I can financially support myself for a few more months of unemployment, I'm still experiencing my "hyperventilation" stuff and part of me thinks that it's because I *need* to be working, bringing in money, in order to feel safe.
So, I started to look for jobs about a week ago. I interviewed with a temp agency and did well on their "tests" (typing, computer, etc) but they just don't have anything in my salary-range right now. I even applied for a call center job for a major insurance company, thinking I'd be a sure thing for them, but got a rejection letter instead. THAT threw me for a loop because the call center job was my "safety" job -- the job I figured I wouldn't even have to really try to get. Guess they are pickier than I thought -- or maybe they looked at my resume and thought I'd probably just quit on them after I finished the 10 week training program.
A few days ago, I saw an ad on MONSTER for an "event promotion/entry level marketing" job. I've always wanted to work in event promotions. Awhile back, I worked for an agency and part of my job involved coordinating training, attending conferences, recruiting people, training people, representing the agency at meetings, etc. I really enjoyed that part of the job. Meeting people, organizing things, etc. So, I applied for the job and they called me the next day and asked me to interview. I checked out the company online and they seemed like a legitimate event promotion company. They mentioned working for major national clients and charities, promoting the agency and charity's goals, etc. In my mind, I saw myself going to various events around Virginia Beach, helping out, passing out literature, freebies, etc. Maybe even racking up a few free "promotional" items myself and meeting lots and lots of people. Getting paid to have fun.
On Tuesday, I met with the president of the company -- an overly cheerful person who raved about how wonderful his company was and how he was looking for an energetic, friendly, motivated, go-getting kind of person to represent the company in the public and spread the word about their clients' goals. He asked me what I thought his company did and I told him the above things -- meeting people, passing out stuff, promoting things, etc. He told me I was dead on and invited me to a second interview. He said that the second interview involved helping out an actual event and he asked me if I was interested. I said yes. He gave me some literature about D.A.R.E and told me that the event was for them.
Like a dork, I read the literature and even looked at the DARE website to get an idea of what might be going on. DARE is about drug abuse resistance education, led by members of law enforcement. I thought we'd be going into a school or something and helping the law enforcement officers. Maybe passing out things to the kids. Doing role play.
I realized two things on Wednesday:
1) I'm not ready to go back to work.
2) entry level "marketing" jobs are just "sales" scams
I had to get up fairly early in order to get ready for interview # 2 for the marketing job and it was incredibly hard to get moving. Aside from the mornings I got up early to move here, I haven't really had any kind of set bed time or wake up time. My body wasn't ready for the alarm clock.
The second interview was a complete nightmare. I got there at 9 and there were about 7 other women in the lobby -- none of them looked particularly "professional". We got to watch this "motivational" video and the people on the video used phrases like "growth potential" and "earning potential" and "unlimited potential" and "be your own boss" and "incredible opportunities to own your own business." My gut instinct told me to run but the masochist in me wanted to find out "more".
Then, after the video, the president came out, all perky, and asked us all if we were in a good mood and ready to go and made us respond by yelling. He did one of those "I can't hear you" type things until we yelled that we were in a good mood. I was thisclose to leaving but again, I was curious.
So, he introduced me to "Bill" (names have been changed), his "top" trainer, who was this older guy in his late 50s/early 60s with white hair, bushy eyebrows and that "used salesman" kind of look. I can't explain it. He just looked like someone who would try to sell me a car he knew wouldn't run.... and not regret one moment of it.
"Bill" told me that we were going to be travelling together to the "DARE event" and that he'd show me the ropes and then if he felt I was a good fit, would bring me back to the office for my third and final interview. When we walked out into the parking lot, I asked him where we were going and if I could meet him there. "Oh, no, we drive together." Then, this military-looking guy joined us.Bill introduced him as Steve, a trainee, who would be going with us. I asked again if I could drive myself "just in case" andBill pretended like he didn't hear me and ushered us to his car. By this time, it was something like 10:00 a.m.
When I got into the car,Bill handed me a piece of paper that said things like "you will spend the day observing employees excelling in their career...." and that by signing the paper, I acknowledged that I would not be entitled to any portion of commissions of sales made while I was observing. I signed the paper. What the heck, right? I had a good feeling I wouldn't be making any sales myself. The word "commission" sent up another red flag. Selling things? At a promotional event? The naive part of me thought that maybe it was stuff like you'd see at concerts or whatever -- souvenir type things.
We drove for awhile -- a good 20 minutes -- and I asked, "Where exactly are we going?" He said, "FedEx Kinkos in Chesapeake." (Chesapeake is a VB suburb -- about 25 minutes away.) I asked if someone from DARE was going to meet us there. He said, "We are DARE." I said, "No, I mean, an officer or sheriff." He said, "No. We represent DARE." (Now, keep in mind, eventhough I sensed "sales" were in my future, part of me still believed we would be helping DARE with their mission -- educating people about drug abuse.) I said, "Are we qualified? I mean the DARE website said that the officers go through training." Bill said no more. So, I tried to ask questions about pay, hours, benefits and he kept changing the subject, saying he wasn't allowed to talk about that stuff. He kept feeding me the "I love my job". "My job is fun." "I love meeting people." Etc. Steve asked me questions about why I moved here, etc. It was a fairly awkward ride. I was trying to memorize the roads and streets and trying not to wig out about the fact that I foolishly got into a car with two total strangers and had no clue where we were going.
We arrived at this shopping center and I thought we're actually going INSIDE the fedex kinkos store but instead,Bill drags this folding table onto the sidewalk and sets it up. He then places a "DARE" banner on the table and sets up an assortment of low-budget toys, books and "educational" materials on the table. There are a few items about "drug abuse" and "stranger danger" but mostly... just really cheap looking puzzle books and toys. He then puts out an old fashioned credit card machine and a hand full of DARE pamphlets. Suddenly, the light bulb goes on in my head. These people are those people I avoid like the plague when I'm out because I don't totally believe that the "charity" they represent really gets the money they make. So, the cynic in me rears its head and starts questioning Bill about profits and price point and how much goes to Charity etc. As I suspected, not much actually goes to the charity. Then,Bill proceeds to tell me how to "judge" people and decide how much I think I can get out of them... and point out that I'm not allowed to say "for sale". I have to emphasize that in "exchange" for a "contribution/donation", the person gets to take away one of the toys, books, etc.Bill also pointed out that no price is printed on any of the items and that it's up to me/them to decide how much the item should go for depending on the person standing at the table. Blah blah blah.
I got to watch them try to "get donations" from several people and then got to hear their disparaging comments about the people as they walked away and I knew that it was not anything I'll ever want to do in this life. In the course of a couple of hours, I discovered that they are not allowed to sit down or leave the table unattended at any time. I discovered that they are given X number of items at the beginning of the "Event" and that at the end of the day, they are not allowed to return unless they've reduced inventory by a certain percent.Bill said sometimes he has had to "buy/donate" things himself but he said he didn't mind because he was donating to charity and if he wanted to, he could try to re-use it later for pure profit. I got the distinct impression that they probably overprice things and pocket the difference. Sales. I know. It's just not for me.
So, I told Bill, "Look, this isn't for me." He tried to change my mind by touting all of these great reasons to have the job. I said, "Look, I'm really not interested in standing here all day trying to sell things to people and letting them think the money is going to charity when it isn't." He said, "Well, that's your call." Then, I asked him if he'd take me back. He said no. I thought he was joking. He said, "Seriously, no. You signed a piece of paper stating that you'd observe the entire event and this event isn't over and if I leave, I lose income." I said, "Steve is here. Surely you can run me back." He said, "No. If you want to leave, call a cab. Take a bus. Call a friend. Or you can find some place to hang out until I'm done and ride back with me." I said, "I don't even know you and I don't feel safe hanging out with you all day. I think I'll call the police and explain that you've lured me out here and see what they have to say." He just shrugged and said, "They won't care. You came willingly and I'm not preventing you from leaving." I said, "I don't have any money for a cab or the bus. You know I don't have a job and just moved here." He said, "It's not my problem." I said, "Seriously, you can't just be a nice person and take me back?" He said, "I'm not leaving."
I went inside the Fedex store and freaked out a little in the restroom, cried a little. Asked the clerk if what they thought a cab to VB would cost and they told me that it would be hard to find a cab that time of day who would be willing to drive back and forth between Chesapeake and Virginia Beach. I tried to think of people to call and of course, there was no one. My heart was racing.
Then, I decided that I was going to be a b*tch.
So, I stood right in front of the table and every time a person approached and they'd start their sales pitch, I'd interrupt and tell the "truth" -- how much profit they get, how much the item was worth, how much the charity would get.Bill got mad.Steve looked at me like I was crazy. The people would walk away.
Finally,Bill said, "Ok, fine, I'll take you back." As we approached his car, I took note of his license plate and had my cell phone in my hand, ready to dial 911 in case he turned into a freak.
He took me back, totally silent the entire drive. What a nightmare!
I think I'll stick to my temp agency and just wait it out a little longer.... and enjoy sleeping in.... maybe buy some lottery tickets.
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