@ShimmerMan HAHAAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SOOO FUNNNNYYYYNYNYNYNYNYNNYYNY LOLOLOLOOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.

Please go get a rusty knife, find a vein on your arm and cut along it. Not against it, but along it. Never mind any wooziness you feel. Everything will be alright.

@rogergoldsmith9 /yawn. Enjoy the little big planet guys Vita game port this year.

@gamer_hudson It's 18-22 hours of some of the most pure adrenaline-fueled gameplay ever. Worth every dollar. Especially compared to the crap "cinematic" campaigns of COD/BF4, etc.

@fitriulina11 Also the *only* wolfenstein game of the new generation.

This is one of those games that are better when played on Easy, so you can enjoy the environment and story. Even normal difficulty can be very frustrating at points in the game. Set this thing to "Daddy, Can I play", explore every nook and cranny, immerse yourself and the game is great. Also, if you haven't played this yet, do the standalone DLC prequel first and you'll catch some neat references in the game from Old Blood. All in all, a near-masterpiece.

@lordballie11 Since when did buying a game entitle you to 100% of the associated achievements? Since when did the number by your name measure your worth? Oh wait... nevermind.

@pdavis3 And no, don't hold it back a year to implement your ideas... good god, no.

@pdavis3 Ok.

@Metallicwolf29 OH NOEESSS THE CONSOLES DONT PUT OUT GRAPHICS ON THE LEVEL OF A COMPUTER WITH A 1000$ GPU OHH NOEOOESSS OH WHAT A WORLD!?!?

There is no gameplay experience that cannot be conveyed with current hardware. The problems are a dearth of ideas--- not insufficient hardware. But hey, cool hipsters will be cool hipsters.

Jess looks like a definite swallower.