[QUOTE="DivergeUnify"]For those saying go for a lake. Assuming you don't hit the bottom, unless you do a perfect olympic dive, the momentum from falling is going to keep you moving down and probably break your back VacantPsalm

[QUOTE="cpo335"]In Soviet Russia, cat adopt you!Hoobinator

In Soviet Russia, unfunny joke funny.

[QUOTE="EVOLV3"]:lol: Reminds me of GTA.msudude211

How can you laugh at that?

Good. I was sick of that clown complaining about how ugly he was looking for pity...

hopefully Meh Guy is next

-_MURS_-

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[QUOTE="MissRiotmaker"] Nobody has the right to kill another human being. MissRiotmaker

Oh? Why not?

Capital punishment mean that those without the 'capital' get the 'punishment'.

You'll never see a rich guy get the death penalty in the United States. It tends to target the people who can't afford good legal counsel, and they suffer because of it.

JLuke360

Standard pet owner reply..."you deserve to get sued. Her dog had a right to go wherever it wanted to (even into YOUR apartment) without having to risk getting injured. For not properly taking measures to ensure that HER dog didn't get hurt in the event that it enters YOUR apartment, you should not only be sued, but also imprisoned."

My reply...countersue for the cost of the damaged items plus court costs. Then sue her for emotional trauma.

MrGeezer