Rabbits sleep in the middle of the road with all four feet in the air. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in New Mexico. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in New Mexico, plus a few no one has ever seen before. If it grows, it will stick you. If it crawls, it will bite you. There are valid reasons some people put razor wire around their house The wind blows at 90 mph from Oct 2 till June 25; then it stops totally until October 2. Onced and twiced are words. Coldbeer is one word. Green grass DOES burn. You measure distance in minutes. You can switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks. You see a car with the engine running in the Wal-mart parking lot with no one in it, no mater what time of the year. The four seasons are: Almost summer, summer, still summer and Christmas. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, a vegetable, or balloons You carry jumper cables for your own car. You only have four spices in your kitchen: Salt, Pepper, Chile, and Tabasco. Sexy underwear: tee shirt and boxer shorts. The local papers cover national and international news on one page but requires six pages to cover Friday night high school football. You find 100 degrees a "tad" warm. Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past-time known as "goin Wal-Martin" or "off to Wally-world." You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chili weather. A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop....It's a coke regardless of brand or flavor. Cuss, curse... who gives a ___ what you call it? We say words you won't even understand! 505 is the area code for our entire state, who else can represent their whole state with one number? We have green CHILE, and we're the ONLY state that does. Snow days? We get days off for gang shootings, DUI accidents, high school hit lists, meth lab busts, bomb threats, homicides, drug deals.... and for the occasional "winter storm" too. Beat that. If you say "city" you are not referring to anywhere in New Mexico. The legal drinking age is 21, but everyone starts at 14. Our governor wanted to legalize marijuana, so don't even say yours is cooler. I get looked at funny when I'm on vacation because most fools from the US don't even realize that New Mexico is in the USA... All the moviestars might film in Cali, but they come HERE to live. Val Kilmer, Gene Hackman, Freddie Prince Jr., Julia Roberts, Randy Travis... and list goes on, all livin' in New Mexico. Albuquerque celebrated its Tri-Centennial...we're older than the US of A. Atomic bomb...enough said! Invented here, tested here, and ready to send to Iraq! We got stealth fighters, so you better watch your back or they might be coming for you next.

I can't post messages, post blogs, send pm's, or comment for some reason. I know what you're thinking and no, I'm not suspended or banned. Atleast I don't think I am. :?

I've been trying to post for the past 5-6 days and since I can't contact any mod, I'm outta luck. Oh, if you're wondering how I posted this if I can't make blogs, I went to tv.com and posted it there.

I'm not sure how long it'll take for me to be able to post again.

Hellz yeah! I reached the 10,000th post milestone! Took me about a year and a half but I did it. Now on to 15,000 posts.

A couple of months ago I gained control of a union and I'm pretty sure that most of you saw the invite on your pm box or most likely you might've just deleted it. Those of you that joined, thank you. Stop by and check it out and perhaps join cuz we could use more members.

http://www.gamespot.com/pages/unions/home.php?union_id=LMPU

WOO! I leveled up! I was supposed to level up yesterday but for some reason I didn't (damn glitchspot). Wait :|... wtf is a super bagman anyway?

A quick poll, how many of you are tagging things around GS? If you don't know that I mean click here.

I leveled up again, this time it didn't take as long as lv 20 did. I remember the Blaster Master games from way back when I was a wee lad in elementary school. *sigh* The memories... 

Easter Break starts tomorrow! It'll be for one day but hey, it's all good right? I'm gonna stay at home and chill from all this studying i've been doing. Catch ya'll later.

WOO-HOO! I'm finally out of that dreadful level 20! For 50 long days I've been stuck there and now I'm a Rescue Ranger! I'm so happy! :D

Oh, and I got my Vote Rocker Emblem back cuz I fell for that 10 Greatest Final Fantasy Games April Fools thing. w00t! :D

Ever wonder what Bart Simpson would look like in human form? The longrunning animated FOX series "The Simpsons" is about to show you. The series will unveil a live-action opening sequence Sunday, 8 p.m. EST, a FOX spokeswoman announced Thursday.

In it, the dysfunctional cartoon family — Bart, Homer, Marge, Lisa and Maggie — will be seen as they would appear in real life, played by lookalike actors.

"I'm just amazed there are people who want to be known for looking like the Simpsons," said Al Jean, the show's executive producer, in a statement.

A team from British network Sky One created and commissioned the live sequence, which apes the long-running series' memorable opening shots: Bart writing on the chalkboard, Homer pulling the nuclear rod out of his shirt and Maggie and Marge at the supermarket, a FOX spokeswoman said.

From FoxNews.com

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Isaac Hayes' Chef character got a true "South Park" send-off Wednesday night — seemingly killed off but mourned as a jolly old guy whose brains were scrambled by the "Super Adventure Club."

The thinly disguised satire continued the show's feud with Scientologists in its 10th season premiere on Comedy Central.

The soul singer has voiced the Chef character in "South Park" since 1997, but left recently because of what he called the animated show's religious "intolerance and bigotry." Founders Matt Stone and Trey Parker said Hayes, a Scientologist, was mad that "South Park" mocked the religion in an episode last November.

 *Spoilers*

Hayes didn't participate in making Wednesday's episode; the character's lines appeared to be patched together through tapes of past dialogue.

Chef repeatedly said he wanted to "make sweet love" to the "South Park" elementary school kids — it seems the "Super Adventure Club" turns its members into child molesters.

The children try to rescue Chef, but in the end he turns to head back to the "Super Adventure Club" — until he falls off a bridge onto rocks, is burned, stabbed and mauled by a mountain lion and bear.

Then he apparently dies.

"A lot of us don't agree with the choices the Chef has made in the last few days," one of the children eulogizes him at a funeral. "Some of us feel hurt and confused that he seemed to turn his back on us. But we can't let the events of the past few weeks take away the memories of how Chef made us smile.

"We shouldn't be mad at Chef for leaving us," the eulogy concludes. "We should be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his brains."

The door for Hayes' return wasn't completely closed. In the show's final scene, members of the "Super Adventure Club" try to revive Chef, and it's not clear he's really dead.

From: Associated Press