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Just came back from the GH contest

And i got #1 for my division!I got a $5 BB gift card.It was supposed to be a $20,but $5's were all they could find.Uh,you could PM me to talk 2 me or something,IDK.And the latter.

MOTD:Rock 'N Roll High School

TVSOTD:Metalacoplispe[sp?]

VGOTD:Guitar Hero II

SOTD:Pantera-Cowboys From Hell

Random S***

Yea,so i'm bored.Talk to me and stuff.Here's some random pics.

And the latter

MOTD:Team America World Police

TVSOTD:Clarissa Explains It All

VGOTD:Soul Calibur II

SOTD:Led Zeppelin-In The Evening

Guitar F****** Hero II

That's right, i got to play the first 2 parts of the GHII Career Mode 2day.They include the following classics:

Van Halen-You Really Got Me[AKA Their Kinks cover.]

KISS-Strutter

Motley Crue-Shout At The Devil

Black Sabbath-War Pigs[My Fav there.]

Anthrax-Madhouse

Sweet lineup,but here's what should be in GHIII.

Led Zeppelin-Stairway To Heaven[I know Led will never be there,but i can dream,can't i?]

Led Zeppelin-The Immigrent Song[My fav from Led]

Metallica-Seek And Destroy[Also unlikely.]

Iron Maiden-The Trooper[Hallowed Be Thy Name and Wasted Years were also on II,however.]

Juads Priest-Hellbent For Leather[The perfect Muliti song,huh?]

Pink Floyd-Comfortably Numb[Awsome solos.]

Megadeth-Sweating Bulleta[VERY likely,as both have a Mega song on them.]

Black Sabbath-Snowblind[Same as Mega.]

Ozzy Osbourne-Crazy Train[Randy Roads should be proud.]

The Ramones-My Sharona[Their classic I Wanna Be Sedated was on the first,so you know.]

Sex Pistols-Anarachy In The U.K.[For my former lover,as was BOTB.]

Van Halen-Hot For Teacher[Damnit Roth,get off your ass and make a deal with Eddie and Alex!]

AC/DC-Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap[Any AC/DC would do.]

And i entered a GHI contest for Saturday,playing Pantera-Cowboys From Hell[Walk and Cemetry Gates are 2 other worthy addtions.]So yeah,'m a total rocker right here.And the latter.

MOTD:Sid & Nancy[Also for her.]

TVSOTD:Beavis & Butthead

VGOTD:Guitar Hero[That was a given.]

SOTD:Black Sabbath-Ironman

This Was Halloween

Yea,it sucked.I'm too old to go Trick Or Treating,so i spent a lot of the ngiht wacthing S2 of Pete and Pete[Cause i felt like 2 isntead of 1.]So yea,a group of friends and i went down the street to take a black cat's life by decpation.It was cool,but scary.And i would of played my Nightmare soundtrack all night,but my first period teacher used it for her party.So yea,other then the cat thing,it sucked.

And the latter:

MOTD:Corpse Bride

TVSOTD:All That

VGOTD:Final Fantasy V

SOTD:Overkill-In Union We Stand[Yea,i won't put lyircs on anymore,cause it annoys people.]

End of the noobs

I'm not saying there should be no new members,but we must put an end to these 10-year-old dumbasses posting wherever before

"I LIKE PLAYGIRL"

Damn,we're too

"gimme sum thin 2 right n."

F***,i hate being the reasonable one.

"I'm ready!I'm ready"

Yeah,here's the latter.

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MOTD:CATCF[To Berry]

TVSOTD:Rocko's Modern Life

VGOTD:Pschonauts

SOTD:GG Allin-Sluts In The City[Nah,i'll do ya'll a favor and not print the lyrics.]

How hardcore i am

Wait,i was going ot do the entire f****** movie,but i thought what's the fun in that?So here's a few fav songs,plus a Corpse fav.

[ Shadows ]
Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?

[ Siamese Shadow ]
Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Halloween

[ Pumpkin Patch Chorus ]
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night

[ Ghosts ]
This is Halloween, everybody make a scene
Trick or treat till the neighbor's gonna die of fright
It's our town, everybody scream
In this town of Halloween

[ Creature under Bed ]
I am the one hiding under your bed
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

[ Creature under the Stairs ]
I am the one hiding under your stairs
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair

[ Corpse Chorus ]
This is Halloween, this is Halloween

[ Vampires ]
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

[ Mayor ]
In this town, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise

[ Corspe Chorus ]
'Round that corner, man, hiding in the trash can
Something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll --

[ Harlequin Demon ]
Scream!

[ Werewolf ]
This is Halloween

[ Harlequin Demon ]
Red and black

[ Melting Man ]
And slimy green

[ Werewolf ]
Aren't you scared?

[ Witches ]
Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll the dice
Ride with the moon in the dead of night

[ Hanging Tree ]
Everybody scream, everybody scream

[ Hanged Man ]
In our town of Halloween

[ Clown ]
I am the clown with the tear-away face
Here in a flash and gone without a trace

[ Ghoul ]
I am the "who" when you call "Who's there?"
I am the wind blowing through your hair

[ Oogie Boogie Shadow ]
I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

[ Corpse Chorus ]
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
Halloween! Halloween!

[ Child Corpse Trio ]
Tender lumplings everywhere
Life's no fun without a good scare

[ Parent Corpses ]
That's our job, but we're not mean
In our town of Halloween

[ Corpse Chorus ]
In this town

[ Mayor ]
Don't we love it now?

[ Together ]
Everyone's waiting for the next surprise

[ Corpse Chorus ]
Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back
And scream like a banshee
Make you jump out of your skin
This is Halloween, everybody scream
Won't ya please make way for a very special guy

Our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch
Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King now

[ Everyone ]
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!

[ Corpse Child Trio ]
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

[ Everyone ]
La (la, la, la, la), la (la, la, la, la)
La (Halloween), la, la (Halloween)
La (la, la, la, la), la (la, la, la, la)
La (Halloween), la, la (Halloween)
La (la, la, la, la), la (la, la, la, la)
La (Halloween), la, la (Halloween)
La (la, la, la, la), la, la (la, la, la, la)
La (la, la, la, la), wheee

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There are few who'd deny, at what I do I am the best
For my talents are renowned far and wide
When it comes to surprises in the moonlit night
I excel without ever even trying

With the slightest little effort of my ghostlike charms
I have seen grown men give out a shriek
With the wave of my hand, and a well-placed moan
I have swept the very bravest off their feet

Yet, year after year, it's the same routine
And I grow so weary of the sound of screams
And I, Jack, the Pumpkin King
Have grown so tired of the same old thing

Oh, somewhere deep inside of these bones
An emptiness began to grow
There's something out there, far from my home
A longing that I've never known

I'm a master of fright, and a demon of light
And I'll scare you right out of your pants
To a guy in Kentucky, I'm Mister Unlucky
And I'm known throughout England and France

And since I am dead, I can take off my head
To recite Shakespearean quotations
No animal nor man can scream like I can
With the fury of my recitations

But who here would ever understand
That the Pumpkin King with the skeleton grin
Would tire of his crown, if they only understood
He'd give it all up if he only could

Oh, there's an empty place in my bones
That calls out for something unknown
The fame and praise come year after year
Does nothing for these empty tears

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What's this? What's this?
There's color everywhere
What's this?
There's white things in the air
What's this?
I can't believe my eyes
I must be dreaming
Wake up, Jack, this isn't fair
What's this?

What's this? What's this?
There's something very wrong
What's this?
There's people singing songs

What's this?
The streets are lined with
Little creatures laughing
Everybody seems so happy
Have I possibly gone daffy?
What is this?
What's this?

There's children throwing snowballs
Instead of throwing heads
They're busy building toys
And absolutely no one's dead

There's frost in every window
Oh, I can't believe my eyes
And in my bones I feel the warmth
That's coming from inside

Oh, look! What's this?
They're hanging mistletoe
They kiss?
Why, that looks so unique
Inspired!
They're gathering around to hear a story
Roasting chestnuts on a fire
What's this?

What's this?
In here they've got a little tree
How queer
And who would ever think?
And why?

They're covering it with tiny little things
They've got electric lights on strings
And there's a smile on everyone
So, now, correct me if I'm wrong
This looks like fun
This looks like fun
Oh, could it be I got my wish?
What's this?

Oh my, what now?
The children are asleep
But look, there's nothing underneath
No ghouls, no witches here to scream or scare them
Or ensnare them, only little cozy things
Secure inside their dreamland
What's this?

The monsters are all missing
And the nightmares can't be found
And in their place there seems to be
Good feeling all around

Instead of screams, I swear
I can hear music in the air
The smell of cakes and pies
Are absolutely everywhere

The sights, the sounds
They're everywhere and all around
I've never felt so good before
This empty place inside of me is filling up
I simply cannot get enough

I want it, oh, I want it
Oh, I want it for my own
I've got to know, I've got to know
What is this place that I have found?
What is this?

Christmas Town? Hmm...

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[ Oogie Boogie ]
Well, well, well!
What have we here?
Sandy Claws, huh?
Ooh! I'm really scared!
So you're the one
Everybody's talkin' about!
Ha, ha, ha!

You're jokin'! You're jokin'!
I can't believe my eyes!
You're jokin' me! You gotta be!
This can't be the right guy!

He's ancient! He's ugly!
I don't know which is worse!
I might just split a seam now
If I don't die laughin' first!

Mister Oogie Boogie says
There's trouble close at hand!
You'd better pay attention now
'Cause I'm the Boogie Man!

And if you aren't shakin'
There's something very wrong!
'Cause this may be the last time
You hear the Boogie song!

Whoa oh!

[ Three Skeletons ]
Whoa oh!

[ Oogie Boogie ]
Whoa oh!

[ Two Skeletons ]
Whoa!

[ Oogie Boogie ]
Whoa oh!

[ Three Bats ]
Whoa oh!

[ Together ]
I'm (he's) the Oogie Boogie Man!

[ Oogie Boogie ]
Well, if I'm feelin' antsy, and
I've nothin' much to do
I might just cook a special batch
Of snake and spider stew!

And don't ya know the one thing
That would make it work so nice?
A roly-poly Sandy Claws
To add a little spice!

[ Three Skeletons ]
Whoa oh!

[ Oogie Boogie ]
Whoa oh!

[ Three Bats ]
Whoa oh!

[ Oogie Boogie ]
Ohh oh oh!

[ Three Skeletons ]
Whoa oh!

[ Oogie Boogie ]
Yeah!

[ Together ]
I'm (he's) the Oogie Boogie Man!

[ Sandy Claws ]
Release me now or you must face
The dire consequences!
The children are expecting me
So please, come to your senses!

[ Oogie Boogie ]
Ha! You're jokin'! You're jokin'!
I can't believe my ears!
Would someone shut this fella up?
I'm drownin' in my tears!

It's funny! I'm laughin'!
You really are too much!
And now, with your permission
I'm going to do my stuff!

[ Sandy Claws ]
What are you going to do?

[ Oogie Boogie ]
I'm gonna do the best I can!

Ha! Yeah!
Whoooah!

The sound of rolling dice
To me is music in the air!
'Cause I'm a gamblin' Boogie Man
Although I don't play fair!

It's much more fun, I must confess
With lives on the line!
Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy!
Now that'd be just fine!

[ Sandy Claws ]
Release me fast or you will have to
Answer for this heinous act!

[ Oogie Boogie ]
Oh, brother, you're somethin'!
You put me in a spin!
You aren't comprehending
The position that you're in!

It's hopeless! You're finished!
You haven't got a prayer!
'Cause I'm Mister Oogie Boogie
And you ain't goin' nowhere!

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What have I done?
What have I done?
How could I be so blind?
All is lost, where was I?
Spoiled all, spoiled all
Everything's gone all wrong

What have I done?
What have I done?
Find a deep cave to hide in
In a million years they'll find me
Only dust and a plaque
That reads "Here Lies Poor Old Jack"

But I never intented all this madness, never
And nobody really understood, well, how could they?
That all I ever wanted was to bring them something great
Why does nothing ever turn out like it should?

Well, what the heck, I went and did my best
And, by God, I really tasted something swell, that's right
And for a moment, why, I even touched the sky
And at least I left some stories they can tell, I did

And for the first time since I don't remember when
I felt just like my ond bony self again
And I, Jack, the Pumpkin King
That's right! I am the Pumpkin King, ha, ha, ha, ha

And I just can't wait until next Halloween
'Cause I've got some new ideas that will really make them scream
And, by God, I'm really going to give it all my might
Uh-oh, I hope there's still time to set things right

Sandy Claws, hmm...

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It's a beautiful day
It's a rather nice day
A day for a glorious wedding
A rehearsal my dear, to be perfectly clear
A rehearsal for a glorious wedding
Assuming nothing happens that we don't really know
That nothing unexpected interferes with the show

And that's why every thing
Every last little thing
Every single tiny microscopic little thing must go

According to plan
Our son will be married
According to plan
Our family carried
Elevated to the heights of society

To the costume balls
In the hallowed halls
Rubbing elbows with the finest
Or having crumpets with her highness
We'll be there
We'll be seen
Having tea with the queen
We'll forget everything
That we've ever ever been

It's a terrible day
Now, don't be that way
It's a terrible day for a wedding
It's a sad, sad state of affairs we're in
That has led to this ominous wedding
How could our family have come to this?
To marry off our daughter to the nouveau riche
They're so common
So crass
Oh, it couldn't be worse
Couldn't be worse? I'm afraid I disagree
They could be land rich, bankrupt, aristocracy
Without a penny to their name
Just like you.. and me
Oh dear!

And that's why everything
Every last little thing
Every single tiny microscopic little thing must go

According to plan
Our daughter will wed
According to plan
Our family led
From the depths of deepest poverty
To the noble realm
Of our ancestors
And who would have guessed
In a million years
That our daughter with a face
Of an all time disgrace
Would provide our ticket to our rightful place

What if Victor and I don't.. like each other?
Do you suppose your father and I like each other?
Surely you must, a little
Of courst not!
Get those corsets lased properly!
I can hear you speak without gasping

Marriage is a partnership
A little tit for tat
You'd think a lifetime watching us
Might have taught her that
Might have taught her that!

Everything must be perfect
Everything must be perfect
Everything must be perfect perfect
That's why everything
Every last little thing
Every single tiny microscopic little thing must go

According to plan!

SOCEC update

Just came up here to say that Louie Anderson is working to get Disney to put Life With Louie out on DVD,and that's all.

SOCEC Meeting #2

Welcome once again.Now to recite our new group song.

Come on in, and pull yourself up a chair (like Chairry !)
Let the fun begin, it's time to let down your hair !
Pee-wee's SO excited,
'Cause all his friends have been invited (that's you !)
To go wacky, at Pee-wee's Playhouse!

There's a crazy rhythm, comin' from Puppetland (what that ?)
Dirty Dog, Cool Cat, and Chicky Baby are the Puppet Band (yeah !)
He's got a couple of talkin' fish,
and a genie who'll grant a wish -
Golly, it's cuckoo at Pee-wee's Playhouse !

Globey's spinnin', Mr. Window's grinnin',
'Cause Pterri's flyin' by (hello !)
The Flowers are singin', the Picture Phone is ringin',
And the Dinosaur family goes, "Hi!"
Mr. Kite's soarin', Conky's still a snorin',
There's the flashing Magic Screen.
The Cowntess is so classy, Randy's kinda sassy -
A nuttier establishment you've never seen !
Spend the day with Pee-wee and you'll see what we mean ! (Come on !)

Get outta bed, there'll be no more nappin'! (Wake up!)
'Cause you've landed in a place where anything can happen -
Now we've given you fair warnin' !
It's gonna be that kind of mornin' -
For bein' wacky !
For getting nutty !
Golly, it's cuckoo !
At Pee-wee's Playhouse !

Now to business.Anyway,with only 2 members(why?!!!),we only got 2 hopeful DVD releases to consider: Doug and Flash Forward,with Bobby's World being a possibilty.What i suggest is to promote the club.If anyone is on a good webiste which would enjoy this,like retrojunk for example.(I have an account there,but can't show up now;I haven't visited in over a year.)If you do,you oculd get people to join tv.com to join this one,or make a section there.One thing i would love to do is to make a forum for this,and i aim to.But for now,i plan will have to do.

Biggest f****** blog ever!

I've taken some time away from blogs to make this massive 1.

First of all,3 speical things happened 2day.First of all,one of my best friends was born 2day,and i'm going to congratulate him later.

Next,my ex[the 1 that i still love,and hang were here new man] was born 2day as well.

And finally,today is my ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY WITH TV.COM!!!!!!!!!

Yes,i'm super happy.And did i mention my birthday was on monday?I got Led Zeppelin IV,GTA's Vice City&San Andreas,season 5 of MWC[Which i'll explain about later.],and above all,next month,i'm going to get the MOTHER F****** WII!!!!!!!!

Next up,i want to explain to you all that Married With Children is one of the greatest Television programs of all time,and everyone should get the DVDs,with season 6 coming soon.To prove how serious i am,here's an episode for ya all to preview.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84gLLUngkXE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtp8jr8jSSs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1A1TGsXFMs

Another one i want you to get even more thsn MWC is season 1 of Clarissa Explains It All,as noone really got it to get season 2 out.Here's the first ep.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRGjuFQm4V8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs40Hx4exJE

Now that that's over,here's the latter

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MOTD:Pulp Ficton

TVSOTD:Drawn Togther

VGOTD:Halo 2

SOTD:One by Metallica

I can't remember anything
Can't tell if this is true or dream
Deep down inside I feel to scream
This terrible silence stops me

Now that the war is through with me
I'm waking up, I cannot see
That there is not much left of me
Nothing is real but pain now

Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please, God, wake me

Back in the womb it's much
too real
In pumps life that I must feel
But can't look forward to reveal
Look to the time when I'll live

Fed through the tube that sticks in me
Just like a wartime novelty
Tied to machines that make me be
Cut this life off from me

Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please, God, wake me

Now the world is gone, I'm just one
Oh God, help me
Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please, God, help me

Darkness imprisoning me
All that I see
Absolute horror
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cell

Landmine has taken my sight
Taken my speech
Taken my hearing
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my soul
Left me with life in hell

Now go the f*** home!