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Halo Side by Side

Quite a few things come to mind when someone says Halo. Whether it be the Halo theme song going through your head, Master Chief bashing a grunt with the end of his assault rifle, you and your friend sharing a Warthog and riding to the enemy base, or the phrase "worst game ever" you've heard of Halo. Even nongamers, people who have never touched a proper game controller, know the name "Halo". It's been on Doritos and it even had its own Mountain Dew flavor. No game ever got bigger than Halo, not even Mario.

The Halo series is a trilogy of games known best for its multiplayer and for being the first FPS with a truly cinematic single-player. The games have a linear storyline and end with Master Chief saving the world. But is there one title in the series that is truly better than the others? In this editorial, I'm going to critically go through all three of them, using the high standards set by the games themselves. We'll start with the first one:

Halo: Combat Evolved.

This is the game that started it all. The four main props to Halo: Combat Evolved is the easily accessed melee, a specific grenade button, a cinematic campaign, and excellent multiplayer that includes cooperative play. It's an almost perfect game as it has very few flaws and I imagine that if it were done under Gamespot's new review system, it'd have a 10. Without Halo, the Xbox would have taken the Gamecube's place.

To compare it with the other titles, Combat Evolved has the most unbalanced weapons of any of the games and probably the most low-key of the plotlines but easily the best one. By unbalanced weapons I mean the pistol is the only gun you really need except on a few levels. It's powerful and accurate. But I think what really made the pistol so loved is that it was well-made. It sounded nice, looked nice, and who doesn't love pistols? Even so, it is a powerhouse in the multiplayer.

If you were take all three Halo games I were to recommend a "playlist" levels of levels for you to play, I would take "Pillar of Autumn", "Assault on the Control Room", and "The Maw". Those are the best in HCE.

Halo 2

Halo 2 disappointed a lot of people and took a lot of flak from people for no good reason. The addition of new guns, the ability to dual-wield, and an even better multiplayer suite made Halo 2 awesome. No, it isn't perfect as the single-player campaign didn't deliver on a few promises and ended in a terrible cliffhanger.

But despite that, Halo 2 easily features the best levels of any others in the series. The first few levels where Master Chief defends earth are incredible! Especially when you take down that Scarab. You jump in from an overpass while an electric-guitar version of the Halo theme plays. It's just awesome. The rest of the levels, especially the Arbiter missions, are a little more draggy but not bad at all. Like the other games, the Flood does bring it down a bit but in the end, Halo 2 is awesome.

The multiplayer is improved, especially with superior balancing. The assault rifle is now a dual-wieldable SMG and the pistol has been split two-fold. It lives on in spirit in the Battle Rifle, which is a three round burst rifle. When you divide three by the thirty-six in the magazine, it equals twelve: just like in Halo's pistol. There is a new pistol called a Magnum, but it's a whole hunk of useless.

If I were to recommend levels, I would just say pick the first ones on Earth. They're awesome.

Halo 3

Halo 3 was setup to be disappointing. There's no way you can live up to having your main character's face being on Doritos. Even so, the singleplayer doesn't hit the epic notes that the ads had it hitting.

The balancing act is completed here. Every gun has a strength or weakness and is useful in a certain situation. The multiplayer is just plain amazing. It's perfect for having a party at your house because it's easy to pick up and play. There are so many game types, which are all customizable, and so many maps, which can be edited! Halo 3 is literally the perfect multiplayer game. And if MLG were to finally set a standard FPS I would advocate Halo 3.

Back to the singleplayer, this one finally solidifies the balance between Far Cry open-world gaming and Call of Duty 4's more linear play. It's pretty unique but I can't help but feeling that Halo should be more linear than open. Especially with the downright awesome missions of Halo 2. But having multiple ways to play every level really adds to the replay value. There is conclusion in Halo 3 and in the end, it's a good story. It's disappointing but still great. The best parts are fighting scarabs, which are now full-on monsters that can be destroyed rather than players simply clearing them out.

I'd recommend the first level, "The Covanent", and the last level, "Halo" for the playlist.

Conclusion

None of these games are really better than the other. It's the final solution to the equation that really counts. It's awesome and I hope there's more Halo to come, but I do hope they improve it. How would I improve it?

Video games need a good tragedy. The Halo series is technically tragic but it could have been better. I would have gone along with the ads and made Halo 3 about the earth ending. Master Chief should have died and the world should have been destroyed. I would have made big battles on Earth as the Covenant and the Flood laid waste to humanity. Hopefully, this new expansion will do some of this and let us see what happened on Earth as Master Chief was out stopping Truth from lighting the rings.

But Halo is really about its multiplayer. The singleplayer is nothing compared to just how versatile and fun the multiplayer is. It has pretty much everything in it you could ask for: vehicles, weapons, aliens, gametypes, excellent maps, and it keeps getting bigger with new maps being added all the time.

Halo is great I hope there is a Halo 4. But I do hope it doesn't disappoint….

I'm Addicted to Pornography (and I need help)

This is a hard blog entry for me. I'm here because I have a major problem. One that I've discovered I can't deal with myself.

There are people on this site that I've come to trust and, frankly, having a more third-party person might benefit me at least until if things get worse. Look, I'm making a confession here and if you don't want to read what I'm about to say, don't. It's extremely personal, but anyone and everyone can read it because I'm confessing:

I'm addicted to pornography. I have been for the last four years of my life and I've had enough. Some people have told me that there's nothing wrong with it but I completely beg to differ and I want it to stop. I've tried several routes. I've read two books about it, I've even confessed to my parents but you know what? I can't get out. I can't do this alone.

So, what am I doing here? I'm asking for a friend here to be, if you're familiar with the term, an accountability partner. I'd prefer it to be a Christian but I'll take all the help I can get. Feel free to comment however you want and PM me if you're interested in helping me out. I won't accept everyone and as I said... Christian is pretty much the biggest qualifying factor. I really just want to talk to someone regularly about this...

Darth

My New Alienware (Link Fixed!)

Well, I finally did it. I got around to getting my parents to order that Alienware laptop I've wanted for forever now. I won't see it till October but man I can't wait. It's an Alienware M15x 15-inch laptop and it's gotta be the coolest thing ever.

I couldn't suit it up with the ABSOLUTE best features but I got what counts. That means I probably won't be wasting my money with trying to run Crysis... but I will do my best to at least try! I mainly bought because I need a mobile solution for video editing (I can barely run Premiere on my desktop) that was powerful and Alienware is the best. This thing outdoes my desktop in pretty much every aspect and it looks nice too.

I bought a gaming mouse and World in Conflict to go with it. Here are the specs that I remember:

2.5 Ghz Pentium Core 2 Duo (I don't remember the other stuff)

Single 512MB 8700 GTX Video Card

4GB of RAM (the best part for me. I want to run Photoshop and Premiere at the same time!)

The rest is a bit of a blur to me but I got what counts for my needs. I guess PC nerds can comment on my laptop and try to kill my self-esteem if they want...

Here'sa reviewwith lots of pics of my Alienware!

http://www.notebookreview.com/default.asp?newsID=4328

Patriotism

Today is September the Eleventh, 2001. I can only imagine a few people who don't know the significance of the day, but seven years ago my nation was attacked. Almost 3000 people were killed. I will never forget that.

I go to an American school in Brazil. And I honestly thought that there would at least be some kind of message about what today means. There was nothing at all.

Tradition has it that the US flag should be at half-mast from sunrise to sunset on days like today. I knew this but the US flag stood up high at PACA. By second period I was through waiting. I left class, pulled down the flag to half-mast, and prayed for my nation. I told my principal what I did and he asked, "Why?" That's what hit me hardest. I reminded him what today was and then he thanked me.

I just wanted to share that because I'll never forget today.

Darth

Why I'm Staying with Gamespot (and why you should too)

When I got word that Jeff Gerstmann was fired, I didn't care that much at first. I mean, yeah, he had been there for years and I didn't know a Gamespot without him but... seriously... it's just one dude. Then I started hearing the rumors that he was fired over really bogus reasons and that's when I lost it. I followed the crowd and got angry. Me and many others fought hard to get some truth or Jeff's job back but it was to no avail. I really, really lost when other members of Gamespot's team started quitting. Pretty soon, all of the guys I enjoyed Gamespot for were gone.

And with that, hundreds left.

Then Jeff came to us with something new. A brand new Gamespot he called Giant Bomb. Although he technically only had a blog, it was a place to go and see what started this all.

And with that, hundreds left.

Giant Bomb exploded. The site was finally up and running at its full promised capacity. Forums, blogs, limited ToS, and of course, the original A-Team behind Gamespot's charm. Giant Bomb is a great site and the reviews are all funny and excellent in quality. It's pretty much what everyone dreamed for.

And with that, thousands left.

Gamespot will never ever be the same.

If you've ever played a Command and Conquer game, it feels a lot like someone dropped their superweapon on your base. Yes, you're still playing but the tides have turned and nothing is going to be played the same. It all feels like loss and everything you're doing is just to show the other player your good sportsmanship.

Gamespot's built a few buildings to try and get its army back up. The new format is nice, not perfect, but nice. I could get used to it. You take the good with the bad and I'm seeing a lot of good.

A lot of good users have left Gamespot and went to Giantbomb or 1UP or Gametrailers or another site called Not Gamespot. Some good friends of mine are nowhere to be found. And I was just musing about how lonely that felt when I was deciding where I should take my path.

I've decided that I'm not going to be that guy who whines and complains but won't leave. I've decided that I'll be that guy who stays here because he believed in something. I've decided that I'll be that guy who cares more about the people on the site rather than writing that comes out of it.

My Gamespot blog is like a home for me and I tried hard to leave and go to Giantbomb but it wasn't happening and I know that it won't. I should have known that. Yes, the writing here is bad and the reviews worse but that doesn't mean I can't stay and hope that somehow I can make a difference.

I hope that other people will follow my example. Let's hear it for Gamespot!

Darth

(On a side note: I just talked to JPGalindo for a little while and he says that he might not be returning to Gamespot at all. He misses all of us and he'll try to come back... if only for a proper goodbye. If you know how, as in not on Gamespot, drop him a message and let him know you still care. Or, if you want, I can send him a message through Xbox Live for you)

Annoyances

I'm sick and annoyed right now.

But what are you annoyed Mr. Darth Zew? Are you okay? I hope you feel better!

Thanks. I'm annoyed at Gamespot and my current condition right now.

Oh, do tell.

Well, first, I'm trying to run a grand total of four blogs right now. Giantbomb, my AP blog, Gamespot, and my Student Council blog. This presents problems. Gamespot has so lovingly reduced how many "tracked blogs" appear to the right of the screen and now I'm missing a majority of my friend's blogs!

That's just too bad, man!

So, I'm going to have to start enforcing a comment exchange. You comment on my blog, I comment on yours. I'll still on the tracked blogs but I can only guarantee a comment if you give me one. I'm only on here about every other day now.

Hmm... anything else?

You know, I would complain about the ever-decreasing writing quality here, but everyone knows about that. I'm going to go back to trying not to throw up all over my keyboard. Thanks for reading!

Anytime, Mr. Darth Zew!

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Star Wars will never ever truly die, but it will lose strength and never ever be the cultural phenomena it was. That doesn't mean that George Lucas and his boys aren't going to try a little defibrillator action. Their most recent attempt is in the animated movie Star Wars: The Clone Wars.

The film stars a bunch of voice actors who play their roles fairly well, but will never replace the originals. Only Samuel L. Jackson and Christopher Lee actually portray their characters of Mace Windu and Count Dooku (respectively). The old characters being portrayed by other actors isn't terribly bad, you'll get over it, but it's the new characters that annoy the crap out of annoying. Anakin's little padawan that he gains is named Ashoka and she trumps Jar-Jar Binks. Easily. Her little... "jokes" are just plain awful.

There's all that and The Clone Wars features probably the worst script I have ever come across. Actually, nix that. The team of five year olds that made this script did a great job at appealing to their own age group. Bad lines, poor conversation, and wooden characters. Maybe the wooden characters isn't bad considering that the character models look like wood. They're pretty darn ugly. If they had just stuck with original Gennedy Tartakovsky cartoon, this wouldn't be so bad. But the cartoon does NOT translate to 3D.

The action scenes are awesome. Lots of big battles and lightsaber action. The lightsaber duels aren't that great, but the other battles are. The music also sets a good tone for the movie. It's not John Williams, it's another guy whose name I forgot. His composition features drums and electric guitars, which sounds like it wouldn't fit Star Wars, but it fits this movie.

In conclusion, the Clone Wars is only for kids and die-hard Star Wars fans. Pretty much no new fans are going to come out of this movie. In fact, it may have killed some old ones.

Using Giantbomb's system here: two stars.

- Darth

PS: I copy-pasted this from my Giant Bomb blog. I'm trying to keep up both of my accounts, so bear with me.

Too Human Demo

The sci-fi RPG Too Human has been Silicon Knight's dream child for ages now. Most of us have probably never heard of Silicon Knights because they haven't made anything at all for the last few years. Their one and only project they've announced has been Too Human. Too Human is a sci-fi RPG set about 60,000 years in the past. I've been on the fence, leaning towards the "no" side, about this game for a long time because it frankly looks stupid. I love sci-fi, but I love realistic sci-fi even more. Too Human is anything but.

Cheesy Right?

I'm not dumb enough to simply ignore a game that has resulted in SK suing Epic Games, a development time that has lasted eons, and one of the most original concepts ever. It's sci-fi heavily based on Norse mythology. If you die, you get taken by a Valkyrie to Valhalla; you work for something called O.D.I.N... are you seeing the resemblance? In fact, your name is Baldur and you're a god. You're not almighty, in fact, you're on something of a Kratos level. The combat is wicked fun. It's a realtime RPG that focuses on swordplay. You use the right thumbstick to attack. It's a bit awkward at first, but mastering it means you'll love it. The movement targets an enemy, locks him, and then Baldur will jump at him, normally knocking the enemy into the air. You can jump and either divebomb an enemy or attack in the air. The combat is ridiculously exaggerated, but come on, you're a god! There is also the option of pulling the right trigger to use your guns, which gives it a Devil May Cry feel.

The graphics and cutscenes are nice. The facial expressions look good, they're not Mass Effect by any means, but they're good. The graphics have potential for awe. Games usually look better after demos and Too Human is already well above average. The story

BOOM!

looks great as well. How can you go wrong in a universe like Too Human's?

There was no character customization in the demo, but I'm pretty sure there will be in the final game. Also, you don't get to choose what you say. Maybe that will also happen in the final game, because Baldur's reactions weren't very... great. We'll see, won't we?

Pick up the demo and try it out for yourself. It's a pretty unique game that I'd recommend to just about anybody. You'll get just under an hour of gameplay out of the demo, even if you skip half of the cutscenes.

Darth

EDIT: The formatting screwed up because I copied it from Giantbomb. It's still intelligeble though.

Life Achievements: The Aiport

Let's say that Microsoft has finally answered the wild dreams of fanboys around the world and unveiled Life Achievement Points. It would be awesome. Anyway, this post is going to cover a majority of the points of available to you in the airport.

Bought a Ticket - 5 points - You have bought your first airplane ticket!

Bought an International Ticket - 5 points - You have bought an international ticket! Bon Voyage!

Auto-Check - 5 points - You used an automatic check-in desk!

No More Auto-Check - 30 points - You destroyed an automatic check-in desk! Vandal!

Gun - 10 points - Brought a gun into the airport

Gun! - 10 points - Showed your gun to somebody in the airport

GUN! - 50 points - Shot somebody in the airport

(gun) - 30 points - Snuck your gun past security... shhhh...

Jihad - 100 points - If security asks you what's in your bag, you tell them: "Bombs! HAHA!!! JIHAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD!!!!"

False Alarm - 15 points - You announce the presence of a bomb in the airport.

Super False Alarm - 20 points - You point at somebody's MP3 player, shout "BOMB!" and then dive away.

Souvenir - 0 points - You wasted your money on a stupid souvenir in the airport. Idiot.

Failed - 5 points - You set off a metal detector

Sexiness - 30 points - The woman/man using the wand at the security desk commented on your good looks or excessively touched your rear-end.

Take a Ride! - 20 points - You jumped on the baggage conveyor belt and went for a complete spin. Wheeeeeeeeee!

STOP! - 10 points - You, for no reason, pushed the "Emergency Stop" button on the baggage conveyor belt.

$10 - 10 points - You made ten dollars returning carts to the baggage cart holder

$100 - 20 points - You made one hundred dollars returning carts to the baggage cart holder

$1000 - 40 points - You made one thousand dollars returning carts to the baggage cart holder

Millionaire! - 1000 points - You became a millionaire off of only returning carts to the baggage cart holder

Sucker - 0 points - You actually PAID to use a baggage cart

No Touching! - 20 points -You touched a security guard's gun

Charmer - 10 points - You successfully charmed your way into getting into first cIass without paying anything extra.

Overweight! - 5 points - Checked in an overweight bag.

Free Ride - 100 points - Successfully snuck into somebody's bag, got checked in, and made it to your destination... for free.

Tarmac Run - 100 points - Lasted more than one minute streaking on the tarmac.

Fake Reported - 10 points - You reported a random Arab man as a terrorist

Real Reported - 20 points - You reported an actual terrorist

No Jihad - 50 points - You beat the terrorist yourself

My Jihad - 50 points - Volunteered to perform the terrorist act yourself

Ignored! - 10 points - Overheard plans for a terrorist attack but decided to do nothing

All Aboard - 5 points - Successfully boarded an airplane

Insane Gamer - 10 points - Ran around acting like a character in your favorite game. Assassins Creed?

No Parking - 10 points - Park your car at the Dropping/Loading Only section. Leave it.

My Name is Osama - 30 points - Grow a beard and if a security guard or airport personnel ask your name reply: "Osama Bin Laden"

Weed - 10 points - Smoke weed in the smoking lounge

Imposter - 15 points - Enter the VIP lounge uninvited and when the employee asks for your ticket respond, "you mean... You don't know who I am?!?!"

That's all for today folks! Hope you enjoyed it!
Darth

Giantbomb

The time has come. Order 66 has been executed. BOOM!

Yeah, that's right. Giantbomb is officially... exploded. It's much better than i expected, which is great. I'm not moving immediately, I'm still doing that "till 2009" thing. But I would expect that I do more stuff there than here now. If you use the Bomb, hit me up. I've got the same screen name:

Darthzew

Have a good one!

Darth