@Terrorantula: just wait... up next they'll try to give you cheat codes on how to shop..... The Shop Genie

Usual $30 price!!?? Are these ninjas crazy??

@theduckofdeath: forget a fucking tiger knee, I hope more like she did a tiger shot fireball!!! That'd be cool

Just another hollywood movie uselessly teaching guys to waste their lives away for some woman he probably only knew for a couple weeks on the ship....... I can see if she was his mom, sister or maybe even wife if she's pregnant with his kid, other than that, helllllll no! that bitch swimming!

My goodness - the nintendo business model.... make your fanbase buy lots of peripherals! That should be their new slogan. Who am I kidding they've been doing since the Wii

@Sgt_Crow: you prefer to wear your Luigi costume or princess peach costume when Mario visits to have his way with you? ;-)

@omegasloth: you can tell Sgt Crow is the type of guy that goes to sleep dreaming about Mario sexing him haha

"I get called by old high school buddies that I haven't heard from in 30 years who are asking me how to get their hands on Nintendo Switch"

Ummm how are old are these idiots and have they not ever heard of stores and online stores? That's how to get your hands on a fucking switch!!

This dude Reggie man... I tell you he can spin anything to make it sound all peaches and cream

Why is it called Scam Citizen??

@Lazerbeak2125: bad of the breath