Some of you may have noticed that I haven't posted since my last blog. I'm not going into details of why; just suffice it to say, that I am thoroughly pissed at someone. I had a great fourth of July and I rented a few games while I was gone. The Darkness, Transformers, and Hour of Victory.

I beat The Darkness in a couple days. I was pretty cool. I might write a review of it soon.

I didn't play Transformers that much due to the fact that I am very impatient and quit playing it after a certain mission with Bumblebee.

HOV was as I expected it to be. It was ok but some of it seemed a little cheesy and cheap.

Oh, yeah i ust became leader of the Pirate Academy Union. Check it out.

I will probably be making some changes there within the next few days.

Here's a riddle-

When I asked her how old she was, she smiled and said cryptically: "The day before yesterday I was 22, but next year I'll be 25." What is her birthday and when was the date of our conversation?

[spoiler] We conversed on January 1s, and her birthday was December 31st. [/spoiler]

P.S. mjk_1 if you still want to know how to do the spoiler thing let me know.

YAY.

The Comcast people have finally fixed the problem and are now sending another technician to hook up the cable, this afternoon. Which means we will officially be up and running at the new house later today. I will be taking apart my computer in the next ten minutes and I will move it to the new house in a few hours.

I'm so excited.:D

Anyway, I won't be online until later tonight, (Hopefully)

I hope nobody misses me too much.

In other News, I might become the leader of a union. I still have to wait and see if anyone else wants to "run" against me.

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The Pope has it but he does not use it. Your father has it but your mother uses it. Nuns do not need it. Your lady friend's husband has it and she uses it. What is it?

[spoiler] A last name [/spoiler]

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What is so fragile that when you say it's name you break it.

[spoiler] Silence [/spoiler]

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Two cars were involved in an accident in the center of town. The man who was driving a little green car, had overtaken a big black car. The driver had misjudged the distance between him and the on-coming traffic and had to swerve back in, causing the black car to swerve and crash into a shop window. When the occupants of the cars were examined everyone in the green car was okay, but in the black car was one dead man. However, the driver of the green car was not charged with manslaughter, why was this so?

[spoiler] The Black car was a hearse and was on it's way to a funeral. [/spoiler]

It's kinda late and I'm about to go to sleep, so this might be a little short. I just bought a few new games.

TENCHU Z- Kinda cool. I just love stabbing my sword through peoples chest.

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C&C 3:TW. I'm good with the RT part. It's the "S" that I have problems with.

What else is going on. Well, Comcast should be done fixing the cable in a couple days so I should be in my new house soon.

Anything else?

Oh, I haven't been posting a lot lately because i've been kinda occupied with this site I read about in someone's blog called the Star Wars Combine. It's pretty cool, but it's taking a lot of my GS time, sorry. :cry:

I know there's something I'm forgetting. Umm...

OH YEAH, the reason I made this blog. I just got 1500 posts. I think that's about all of it.

Here's a riddle.

A man was found dead in his study. He was slumped over his desk and a gun was in his hand. There was a cassette recorder on his desk. When the police entered the room and pressed the play button on the tape recorder they heard: "I can't go on. I have nothing to live for." Then there was the sound of a gunshot. How did the detective immediately know that the man had been murdered and it wasn't a suicide?

[spoiler] The cassette had started at the beginning of the man's utterance. Someone else had to be there to rewind the tape. [/spoiler]

Alright let me tell you what's been going on behind the moniter with me. My mom just leased a new house in a new city and a way better neighborhood and a much bigger house. Last night me an my Mom decided to go there and set up my computer and Tv's beccause the cable people were going to come set it up. was up at 3 in the morning taking apart my computer and then reassembling it an hour later. Than i watched a couple episodes of Bleach then I went to sleep. I expected to be greeted by the sound of the cableman saying things like,"We're all done here." or "It's all working now." But I didn't I heard," This thing won't go through." and," A team of people will have to go into the cement."
The technician discovered a block in some conduit somewhere or something like that. Now we have to wait ten days for some people to come tear up the street to fix it.

That wasn't the worst of it. Then, i had to disassemble my computer again andd bring it back to our old house. I just spent the last hour putting it back together and now I am finally back online.

That's all thats going on with me.

Riddle:

Which does not belong in this group: Apple, Grape, Banana, Cherry, Pear

[spoiler] The Banana. It's the only one that needs to be peeled before eating. [/spoiler]

I have no idea what just happened when I named this blog. It started being about Fantastic Four 2. Next thing I knows it's rhyming.

Anyway, Yesterday i went and saw Fantastic Four 2 with my dad and sister. I thought it was ok but could've been a lot better. It was boring until the last 10 minutes then it was ok.

That's about all that's going on really.

Riddle:

When liquid splashes me, none seeps through. When I am moved alot, liquid I spew. When I am hit, color I change. And color, I come in quite a range. What I cover is very complex, and I am very easy to flex. What am I?

[spoiler] I'm skin [/spoiler]

Now, how the tables have turned. It seems that Gs has decided that I am no longer Hella Old-School. I'm just mildly Old-school.

Those stupid GS glitches, how I despise them. They put you on top pf the world but then rip your beating heart from your chest.

[EDIT] I also got 1000 profile views. It's not that big of an acheivement to me but it has 1,000 in it so it must be good at some degree.

Now in more depressing news, here is the riddle.

Double my number, I'm less than a score, half of my number is less than four. Add one to my double when bakers are near, days of the week are still greater, I fear. What am I?

[spoiler] The number is six [/spoiler]

Today, I woke up and to my surprise I had a new emblem.

I never thought of myself as an old-school gamer, but apparently GS thinks I am.

I think what gave me the emblem was the fact that I added a few Gameboy games to my collection yesterday.

That's about it.

Riddle:

Eight years ago, Sam was eight times the age of his son Sam Jr. Today, if you add their ages together, they add up to 52. How old are Sam and his son?

[spoiler] Sam is 40 and Sam, Jr. is 12 [/spoiler]

Scorch-62, Finally got the Transformers Union up and running. I am an officer so i'll be helping out making sure it great. that's about it.

You should check out The Transformers Union.

Riddle: The riddle is below. I should warn you it's pretty long. Hard to explain. I am great at math but, it still doesn't make sense to me. I read the answer and I still don't understand it. My better judgement tells me not to do this riddle but I'm going to anyway.

Three friends check into a motel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance. So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room. A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the trio by $5. He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the 3 friends who had just checked in. The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends. He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day! Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar back, thus they each paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27 for the night. We know the bellhop pocketed $2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which was originally spent. Where did the other dollar go????

[spoiler] The facts in this riddle are clear: There is an initial $30 charge. It should have been $25, so $5 must be returned and accounted for. $3 is given to the 3 friends, $2 is kept by the bellhop - there you have the $5. The trick to this riddle is that the addition and subtraction are done at the wrong times to misdirect your thinking - and quite successfully for most. Each of the 3 friends did indeed pay $9, not $10, and as far as the friends are concerned, they paid $27 for the night. But we know that the clerk will tell us that they were charged only $25 and when you add the $3 returned with the $2 kept by the bellhop, you come up with $30. [/spoiler]

I'm simply not going to do it, because 1100 isn't that big a milestone. The only ones that really count are the only when you add another digit. like 1000, and 10000. But, 1100 is completely pointless in making a blog about. So I refuse to do so.

Heres another riddle:

Two dogs are sitting on a porch - a fat dog and a thin dog. The little dog is the son of the fat dog, but the fat dog is not the father of the thin dog. Can you explain?

[spoiler] the fat dog is the mother. [/spoiler]

It's like I'm hitting new milestone each day.

Other then that nothing new. I'm thinking of making a new banner, whaddaya think?

Heres another Riddle.

Does the Catholic religion allow a man to marry his widow's sister?

[spoiler] A dead man can't marry. His widow would mean he is dead. [/spoiler]