Indeed, the third largest city in the world is going on curfew at 8pm tonight due to the madness that is taking over the city.

:|

eeek! save us jebus...

 A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.  ~Tenneva Jordan


Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs in my field, since the payment is pure love.  ~Mildred B. Vermont

Cherish your mom kiddies... and happy mothers day to all!!!

After almost 2 months of baby bliss I get sucker punched with my first baby crisis and the question of how I survived the last 24 hours remains a mistery. Actually, even during the difficult day baby still smiled at me so that powers me up like rocket fuel.

Long story short, today he is back to his sweet self again ... and I am left shaken & emotional and dreading a repeat of yesterday. Babies should come with manuals & an extensive troubleshooting section.

Anyway...here he is..drumroll please:
Introducing...the one...the only...the most adorable baby Brazil has ever seen:

----pic removed on Nick's request----

...modesty aside he looks so much like his mommy

I don't really know how popular Jack Johnson is in the States but here in Brazil people love his music. I had no idea who he was until he came here and all the hoopla started. Turns out the dude has a really nice and soothing voice (I know is soothing 'cause it puts baby to sleep) plus the video for his upsidedown song is too adorable.

Find it here

Also I cut down my friends list significantly so now it's down to 10 forumites and that is how I like it.

*hands out cookies*

So yeah, I have been in sunny Brazil for 2 years..how time flyes when you are having fun...
>.>

not!

So my hunger for adventure and new horizons is pointing north..as north as you can get before you freeze your butt off..yes ladies and gents.. To Canada we go.. Toronto at first and then any nice middle size city will do. I am done with huge cities for a long while ( Sao Paulo is like the 4th largest city in the world for gawds sake!!) GAH!!

I am so serious about this move that I already applied for a passport for the little fry.. it will be ready exactly on the day he turn 2 months... all together now AWWWWW how cute :P

Just don't expect me to learn french any time soon :|

Why do weirdos seem to pop out of nowhere and want to touch, smell, hold and almost take babies away from the protective arms of a parent and smother the poor inocent souls?? Why god why???

Those people need to be pepper sprayed, clubbed and thrown in a dark and moldy room for ever and ever :evil:

Good thing I have quick reflexes and I'm not one of those people who suffer in silence so they don't offend X or Y person... if a weirdo is approaching my little fry I jump into action and say:

 Can I help you? and quickly whisper [touch him and you die]

That is all :|

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Damn.. :| The almighty internet knows everything!

No, is not lack of sleep due to waking several times at night to take care of my bundle of joy...I cannot figure out this site no mo! :cry:

I tried unsuccesfully to put a sig and nothing..NOTHING! I cannot deal with this type of aggravation..!!

I am just rambling so yeah, I haven't been around for a long time and now that I stumble here again I am totally clueless so I am gonna cut the crap and just send a big HI to everybody :D

Now that I have to spend time at home I will try to visit the good ol' GS now and then (between naps and baths and that other good baby stuff)

Well.. after a long morning of boxes and tape and like 10 people going in and out of the apartment taking everything I am finally exausted and ready to go to bed...eh.. I mean couch...bed is gone.

Tomorrow morning I'm gonna buy some presents for Mags and at noon the girl is gonna be here to pick her up. I have done my fair share of crying over this now that the most hectic part of the move is over.. Today Eliette (the girl taking Mags) gave me all her contact info and told me I could stay at her house anytime I want to visit Mags... *tears flow again* Well, I know she is gonna treat her right and give her love and affection (plus a big yard) so it's all good.

:cry: x a million

I don't know when I am gonna have internet again so everybody take care, behave.. dont get banned and I'll e-see ya all when I get a chance.

Wish me luck and if you dont hear from me ever again someone please send a missing person's alert and a rescue crew to Sao Paulo because I am lost and wondering the streets...eating out of rich people's garbage cans and such.. or maybe the leader of a dangerous gang... *slaps self* ok ok.. I am back to reality now...

:P tee-hee

Until soon..................

Well.. apparently the only non-stop flight from this city to Sao Paulo is at 4 in the morning :|

I asked for that one and I better get it.. if I have to stop somewhere I swear I'm taking the bus (which is a freaking long trip..) but I refuse to take more than one plane I tellz ya!!

Oh well, this is the plan.. all the furniture is outta here on Friday.. (except 2 sofas..which will double as my bed for that night..gah!) then on saturday the girl who works for me here is gonna take the sofas and Maggie (my precious dog) *starts crying like a baby*. She offered to care for her and give her a good home with a big backyard for her to run and go bananas so I am happy for that. Then after the apartment is finally empty I am going to a hotel which is located right in front of the airport so there is no way I am gonna miss my flight. (at 4am on Sunday)

I arrive in SP around 7am and.... well... I dunno.... I probably will be demanding to be taken to the nearest place where pancakes are served before I even get off the plane so.. hehe.

Tomorrow I have to finish packing.. I dont really like to pack.. as a matter of fact , I dislike unpacking more.. oh well.

Wish me luck :|