Taylor (secrets710) and I were talking a few days ago and we starting thinking of funny ideas for Boy Meets World episodes. We starting thinking of one where Shawn and Eric get addicted to chocolate and that's where this script comes into play. Please, tell me what you think of it :)
(Opening theme)
Scene One - Student Union
(Jack, Cory, Topanga, Rachel, and Angela are in the Student Union, sitting on the couches and chairs)
Jack (holding a piece of chocolate wrapped in gold paper) - I hold in my hand, the mother of all chocolates!
Cory - What are you talking about?! It's just some chocolate wrapped in shiny gold paper to attract little kids who see and go, "CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! SHINY SHINY SHINY! MOMMY, I WANT SOME!
Topanga - Cory, that's you when we go to the grocery store!
Cory - Yeah, but see, you're not my mommy, so it doesn't have the same effect.
Jack - Uh, no. You don't understand, this isn't just any ordinary chocolate.
Rachel - Then what's so special about it, besides the shiny paper?
Jack - It's worth like a million dollars!
(Everyone gasps)
Jack - And it's extremely addictive.
Cory - If it's so addictive, why did he send it to you?
Jack - Um, hello? I said it's worth a million dollars!
Topanga - Do we get to try some?
Jack - Are you freaking nuts?! You want to try some of this candy?! I think not!
Cory - Why?
Jack - What part of extremely addictive do you not understand?
Cory - The "not" part!
Jack - My point is that I'm not even going to eat it. It's just to risky!
Rachel - Why is it to risky?
Jack - Because, you don't get abs like these (points to his abs) by eating million dollar overly-addictive chocolate!
Angela - Good point.
Jack - Coffee? I'm buyin'.
Angela - Yeah, you better be, rich boy.
(Everyone gets up and gets their coffee and then heads outside)
(Eric enters the Student Union, looking for Jack and Rachel)
Eric - Oh, shiny paper!
(Eric walks over to the table where Jack's candy is laying)
(Eric sits down on the couch)
(Eric opens up a piece of chocolate and puts it in his mouth)
Eric - Mmmmm......yummy in my tummy!
(Eric opens up more pieces of chocolate and eats them)
(Shawn enters the Student Union, looking for Cory)
(Shawn notices Eric and sits down next to him)
(Shawn begins to sneeze and cough)
Eric - Hey, hey, hey! Watch it, germ boy! Don't get germs on my chocolate!
Shawn (coughing) - Where did you get that chocolate?
Eric - I found it sitting on this table here, picked it up because it had shiny paper, unwrapped it, and ate it.
Shawn - You ate some strange chocolate laying here on the table?!
(Eric nods)
Shawn (obviously not caring) - OK...
Eric - OK?! OK?! That's all you have to say?! This is the most fantastic chocolate in the history of the world! And all you can say is OK! You should be ashamed of yourself, Shawn Hunter!
Shawn - Eric, it's just chocolate...
Eric - No, this is no regular everyday candy counter chocolate...this is some great stuff. When I took a bite, it felt like Heaven, only a chocolately one!
Shawn - OK, Eric, enjoy your chocolate. I'm going to go take a nap.
(Shawn gets up and begins to leave the Student Union)
(Eric gets up and grabs Shawn's shoulder before he can leave)
Shawn - Eric, I don't feel good...please just let me...
(Eric pops a piece of chocolate into Shawn's mouth)
Shawn - Mmmm.....yummy in my tummy!
Eric - That was my exact response!
Shawn - It's all rich and....chocolately!
Eric - That's right, Shawn. Let the chocolate cure your illness.
Shawn - Can I have another piece?
Eric - Uh, yeah, Shawny, you can!
(Shawn and Eric sit back down and start to eat more chocolate)
Scene Two - Cory and Shawn's Dorm Room
(Cory is sitting at his desk doing homework)
(Shawn enters the room)
Cory - Hey, Shawn, I haven't seen you in a while today. I thought Feeny sent you back here to rest since you were sick earlier?
Shawn (hyper and fast, continued) - Y-Yeah, he s-sent me back h-here, b-but I just walked around the c-campus. You know, having another l-little tour.
Cory - Shawn, how much candy did you eat?
Shawn - What makes y-you think I had candy?
Cory - Because you're talking, like, one million miles per hour, you're stuttering, and I can smell your breath from here.
Shawn - OK, so I had s-some candy, b-big deal!
Cory - Shawn, I think you need to lay down. You know, try to sweat the fever out.
Shawn - W-Who said I have a fever?
Cory - I did, now sleep!
Shawn - No! I'm gonna go find Eric with the chocolate.
Cory - Wait, what chocolate?!
(Shawn walks out of the room and closes the door)
Scene Three - Eric, Jack, and Rachel's Apartment
(Eric is sitting on the couch eating the chocolate and Jack and Rachel are in their rooms)
(Shawn enters the apartment)
Eric - Shawny! Pull up some couch and have some of earth's delight!
Shawn - Don't mind if I do, Eric.
(Shawn sits down on the couch and starts to eat some more chocolate)
(Rachel walks downstairs and sees Eric and Shawn eating the chocolate)
Rachel - What do you think you guys are doing?!
Eric (mouth full) - Eating chocolate.
Rachel - Didn't Jack tell you not to eat that chocolate?!
Eric (mouth full) - No, he didn't tell me anything about that! I didn't even know he had chocolate.
(Rachel looks over suspiciously at Shawn)
Rachel - Shawn, I thought you were sick?
Eric - Nah, he was just feeling a little run down, right Shawn?
(Eric slaps Shawn on the back, causing Shawn to choke a little)
Rachel - Shawn, I think I better take you to the nurse. You really don't look so good.
(Shawn stands up off the couch)
Shawn - Rachel, I'm fine. The chocolate is working it's course. I'll be better in a while.
(Shawn sits back down and starts to eat more candy)
Rachel - JACK! COME DOWN HERE!
(Jack runs down the stairs to Rachel)
Jack - What is it?! I was right in the middle of Days of Our Li-....I mean Football.
Rachel - Yeah, I'll forget about that.
Jack - Shawn, I thought you were sick?
Shawn - Jack, I'm not sick!
Jack - W-What are you eating?
Eric (mouth full) - Eating chocolate! What the heck does it look like?!
Jack - YOU IDIOTS!!!
(Long pause)
Jack - Were Shawn and Eric even there when I was talking about it?
Rachel - Obviously not, since they're eating the chocolate.
Jack - Well, I knew Eric would if I told him not to, but I don't think Shawn would have.
Rachel - Neither do I. But, what do we do about the addiction, because apparently, it's already a full-force addiction?
Jack - Umm...I don't know. Lets figure out a way to get them away from the chocolate first.
Rachel - Good plan.
Jack - You try Eric and I'll try Shawn.
(Jack walks over to Shawn and Rachel walks over to Eric)
Jack (to Shawn) - YOU IDIOT! WHY WOULD YOU EAT THIS CANDY?!
(Shawn stops eating for a moment)
Shawn - Eric shoved a piece in my mouth when I was leaving the Student Union.
(Jack turns to Eric)
Jack - YOU! I knew it! You gave my little brother the chocolate of death!
(Pause)
Jack - You know what?!
(Jack gets the piece of chocolate out of Shawn's hand and throws it on the ground and stomps on it)
Jack - There, now it's dead!
(Eric holds up a giant bag full of more of the candy)
Eric - But, you forgot about all of this!
(Eric runs out of the room with the bag, Shawn follows)
Jack - Eric is one thing, but Shawn...my own brother. How can he eat the chocolate?! What is wrong with that boy?!
Scene Four - Student Union
(Everyone present, except Eric and Shawn. Jack and Rachel are holding a meeting)
Jack - OK, we have a serious problem on our hands here people.
Cory - Pudding no longer exists! NOOOO!!!! Why pudding! Why not Frosted Flakes or something?!
Jack - No...As some of you know, Eric and Shawn have been eating the million dollar overly-addictive candy and are now extremely addicted to it.
Cory - Yeah, Shawn was in the dorm earlier today and he said something about candy, but I didn't know it was yours.
Jack - Well, it was mine!
Angela - So, what do you want us to do.
Rachel - Simple. We get the chocolate away from both of them.
Topanga - If the chocolate is that addictive, then won't that be pretty much impossible?
Jack - Not if we trick them out of leaving the chocolate behind.
Scene Five - Eric, Jack, and Rachel's Apartment
(Eric and Shawn are on the couch, shiny wrappers are everywhere)
Eric - What happened to all the candy?!
Shawn (mouth full) - I don't know...
Eric - I went to the bathroom for two minutes and thirteen seconds flat and you eat all the chocolate?!
Shawn - You count how long you go to the bathroom for?
Eric - It's a hobby of mine.
(Long pause)
Eric - Never mind. The point is, you ate all the chocolate.
Shawn - No, no I didn't. I saved one last piece for myself. See?
(Shawn holds out the last piece of candy)
Eric - No, the last piece is mine!
Shawn - You gotta catch me to get it!
(Shawn runs out of the apartment and Eric follows)
Scene Six - Student Union
(Jack, Rachel, Topanga, Cory, and Angela are still having the meeting)
(Shawn runs in the Student Union, completely out of breath, Eric shortly behind)
Angela - Shawny, baby, let me wipe your nose!
Shawn - Not right now!
(Eric hops on Shawn's back and starts to slap his back)
Eric - GIVE ME THAT CHOCOLATE!!!
Shawn - NEVER!
(Eric gets off of Shawn's back and onto the floor)
Eric - GIVE ME THE CHOCOLATE!!!
Jack - Guys, put the candy down!!!
Eric - Stay out of this Jack, this is mine and Hunter's war!
Jack - Guys, please...don't you see what this candy is doing to you?!
Eric - No, I haven't noticed anything different about me, have you, Shawn?
Shawn - Well, you're a bit crankier, but that's all I can tell.
Eric - Well, that's probably just hormones...now GIVE ME THAT CHOCOLATE!
(Jack pulls Eric back as he tries to attack Shawn)
Jack - You guys gotta stop it!
Eric - We don't gotta stop nothin'!
(Once Jack thinks Eric is stable, he lets go and walks over to his brother)
Jack - Shawn, please, stop eating the candy!
Shawn - Jack, you may be my older brother, but you are not the boss of me! I'm an adult now, I can make my own decisions!
Jack - Fine, I didn't want to do this, but...
(Jack lifts Shawn up over his shoulder and drags him back to Shawn and Cory's dorm)
Scene Seven - Cory and Shawn's Dorm Room
(Jack walks in the room with Shawn over his shoulder)
(Jack puts Shawn down on the bed)
Jack (wagging his finger at Shawn) - Listen to me and listen good, Shawn Hunter, I will not let my only brother eat more of the extremely addictive chocolate!
Shawn - Jack, I don't know if you've noticed, but your not my father! I can do whatever the heck I want!
Jack - No, no you can't. Not while I'm around.
Shawn - Another thing you may have not noticed as that I was sick two days ago, but now I'm cured. You wanna know how?
Jack - How?
Shawn - Because of the chocolate! It's just so good and delightful. You should really try some...
Jack - Shawn, here's something you haven't noticed - You haven't slept in the past two days because you've been eating that chocolate. The chocolate hasn't been making you better, it's been making you worse, Shawn.
Shawn - That's a lie...
Jack - Is it?! Shawn, you've been laying on my apartment couch for the past few days, barely moving a muscle. You wanna know why?!
(Long pause)
Jack - Because you're sick and that chocolate is just making you worse!
Shawn - I'm not going to stop eating it, Jack! But, first, I gotta find some more of it...
(Shawn leaves the room)
Jack - Time to exicute plan B.
Scene Eight - Student Union
(Eric and Shawn are strapped to chairs)
(Jack and Cory are finishing tying ropes on their hands)
Cory - Well, now what, Jack?
Jack - We wait 'til Eric and Shawn can get out of that chair without going for the chocolate...
Cory - How long will that be?
Jack - I don't know...hours?
Cory - OK.
(Jack and Cory leave the Student Union)
Eric - You know, this is all your fault, right?
Shawn - How is it my fault?! You're the one who shoved a piece of candy in my mouth!
Eric - Yeah, but you didn't have to accept it! You coulda bit my finger or something!
Shawn - Man, Jack knows how to tie knots better than I thought he did!
(Eric begins to sing)
Shawn - What are you doing?
Eric - What the heck does it sound like I'm doing?!
Shawn - It sounds like you're killing a goat!
Eric - Well then!
(Guy walks by with a giant chocolate cake)
(Eric begins to bounce up and down in his chair)
Eric - Hey, guy! COME BACK! I WANT SOME CHOCOLATE!!!
(Shawn begins to jump up and down in his chair)
Shawn - I'll give you $40.00 for that cake!
Eric - I'll give you a $1,000,000.00 for it!
Shawn - Can we share it?
Eric - Only if you help me catch him!
Shawn - OK, lets go.
(Scene ends with Eric and Shawn scooting and bouncing in their chairs, chasing after the kid, the kid just runs away, frightened by them)
Scene Nine - Credits - Cory and Shawn's Dorm Room
(Shawn is laying in his bed, asleep)
(Cory is sitting on his bed, Topanga and Jack are with him)
Jack - I'm glad that Shawn's finally getting some sleep.
Topanga - Yeah, me too. He was starting to look really out of it.
Cory - And act like it too.
Jack - Did you know I found him and Eric chasing after a kid while they were strapped to the chairs?!
Cory - Good old Eric.
Jack - And good old Shawn.
Topanga - Now what?
Jack - I say we draw on his face...anyone else in?
Cory and Topanga - I am!
(Cory pulls three Sharpies out of his drawer)
(Jack, Cory, and Topanga gather around Shawn and begin drawing funny picture on his face)
Well, there you have it :D! Please comment and tell me what you guys think :)!
Keep Rockin',
fLaTt-OuT-cRaZy
PS - Thanks Taylor (secrets710) for some ideas and the episode title :D!
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