Well, we all know this'll suck so here's a mini story instead. A girl whom I already had a very strong dislike for tried to defend Pixels. Think about that. Somebody tried to defend that crap. Unironically.

Can we just get Borderlands 3 already!?

@saturatedbutter: I was so busy being pissed about things that I never realized that until you pointed it out. Good on them.

@R4gn4r0k: And uncensor it.

Yeah, feel free to call me stupid for this but, how the hell did he get it out without it being covered in shit?

In Other News: Microsoft High As **** On Anti Anxiety Drugs

Expansion, sequel. Either way, who gives a shit if it can't clock 60 FPS. It's a racing game, not a graphics test, damn it!

#gamergatebullshit

Coming Soon: The Division Has Microtransactions That Allow You To Temporarily Ignore Negative Weather Features.

@brokenlace: Well, I haven't been intentionally ignoring it.