My Gold subscription expired yesterday. Glad I don't have to worry about that anymore.

@Jdc01 Who doesn't like paying a monthly subscription fee to watch a bunch of ads?

They're obviously trying to appeal to the casual gamer, but that's not a casual price point

Has XBoner been mentioned yet for people who will use the system?

I hope the mandatory Kinect secretly records and collects information on everyone that buys this

Realizing you're out of toilet paper but you own a WiiU > WiiU

Your girl telling you she wants to have a threesome and brings another guy home > WiiU

@awhite16 Free mustache rides

Sex with Magic Johnson > WiiU

Your snack getting stuck in the vending machine > Wii U