That long awkward stride when you walk out a wedgie > Wii U

It's NOT a touchSCREEN - it's a touchPAD, similar to that on a laptop. Anyways, a simple function could be swiping across the pad left or right to scroll through some usable items. Sounds pretty practical to me when the controller is limited on hotkeys.

I'll bet the title ends with "U"

So what, sources say the PS4 will make you a pizza on the spot.

Cool, so I can still pickup Leisure Suit Larry there.

Where do I sign up to become a developer? I have an idea for a game called "Microtransaction City"

Crytek = Professional turd polishers

So Resident Evil is finally getting some zombies.

I remember Super Mario 3 at $50 and Chrono Trigger and Final Fantasy III at $70

I've already decided not to get a next gen console and build a Steambox instead. I'm really hoping the Steamboxes revive couch co-op for PC games. Better controller support would be nice too.