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#1 kate_is_amazing
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[QUOTE="angryfodder"]I think kate is just into golden showers?Heroldp813

my bad i was just making a Dave chapelle reference, tell me you didn't laugh though, that's if you've seen the chapelle show

there is no need to be vulgar. i know youre having fun being mean to me and trying to make me look weird, but dont try and pretend that its not something everyone has done at some point in their life, even WITHOUT getting a bioshock. to mock it for the fact that it can be helpful if you've been bioshocked is beyond silly. its like mccain mocking obama when obama told people to inflate their tires because it damages them and costs you gas.

my bad i was just making a Dave chapelle reference, tell me you didn't laugh though, that's if you've seen the chapelle show

the only thing about chapellle i enjoy is how spectacularly he imploded. i was in highschool when he was making "the funnies" on tv, and everyone was a clueless chaleplle fan. i found his situation delightful when he went nuts.

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#2 kate_is_amazing
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I think kate is just into golden showers?angryfodder

there is no need to be vulgar. i know youre having fun being mean to me and trying to make me look weird, but dont try and pretend that its not something everyone has done at some point in their life, even WITHOUT getting a bioshock. to mock it for the fact that it can be helpful if you've been bioshocked is beyond silly. its like mccain mocking obama when obama told people to inflate their tires because it damages them and costs you gas.

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#3 kate_is_amazing
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...?paulokoenigkam

i hate to answer a question mark with a question mark... but... "??"

what is tehre you have a question about? it helps to ask a question before using a question mark

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#4 kate_is_amazing
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[QUOTE="budboarder"]is it like what happened to the croc hunter?Blaiyze1

Why has everyone gone brain dead? Steve Erwin was stung by a sting ray... Not "bioshocked"

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#5 kate_is_amazing
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What the hell is bio-shocked?Mr_Lurker

shouldnt that be obvious?

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#6 kate_is_amazing
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With the release of teh popular and critically aclaimed title "BioShock" for PS3 (i played it myself on 360 during one very fueled and intense stretch summer 2007 lol) i figured this would be as good a time as any to broach this topic, which is something that has been stewing around in my brain for a while.

Not sure if I have here (lol im probably fogetting something and will have to post it later lol) but one of my most vivid memories is being in kindergarten and being told that the propper and acceptable method for dealing wth a bioshock was to pee on yourself, and this would help the situation in some way. now, i dont remember the specifics of this method, but its since been something bear grylls has mentioned on "man vs wild" his lovely discovery channel program

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With the release of teh popular and critically aclaimed title "BioShock" for PS3 (i played it myself on 360 during one very fueled and intense stretch summer 2007 lol) i figured this would be as good a time as any to broach this topic, which is something that has been stewing around in my brain for a while.

Not sure if I have here (lol im probably fogetting something and will have to post it later lol) but one of my most vivid memories is being in kindergarten and being told that the propper and acceptable method for dealing wth a bioshock was to pee on yourself, and this would help the situation in some way. now, i dont remember the specifics of this method, but its since been something bear grylls has mentioned on "man vs wild" his lovely discovery channel program

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#8 kate_is_amazing
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Haha, So basically you smoked pot before you watched the movie, and now your complaining about all the "bright and crazy colours"? Alrightferron321

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i am a regular toker and anyone who has smoked pot knows it does not make you percieve "bright and crazy colors". just watch the trailer fo rthe film. i watch EVERY movie stoned, because EVERY movie is better that way. i credit being high with keeping me from throwing up. its why cancer patients get pot, it helps them eat

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#9 kate_is_amazing
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Hey, kate here

just wanted to let you guys know what happened when i watched this movie with my girlfriend on tuesday.

let me start by saying this might be the worst film i have ever seen made at this budget level. i used to be a fanatical MST3K lover so i have seen plenty of trash, but this film was bad in ways i didnt even really understand a film could be bad in. it is mind boggling that anyone would sink so much money into this deranged experiment in audience torture. i for one hope it wrecks the careers of the film makers involved (this coming from a girl who still says that the matrix one is a fantastic film) and especially its star, the vile worm emile hearsh



ok, here is the most suprising thing of all. its art direction and cinematography are designed as if by a mental patient tripping on lsd, a criminally insane mental patient who takes joy from putting his audience into pain and discomfort. now, i am someone who gets car sick and motion sick very easily, however, iplay alot of video games and had smoked a little pot before we started up the movie, so i think thats what saved me from the reaction my friend had to this nightmarish freak show of a film


what happened to her:

1) we put in the movie, excited to see it
2) after the first 30 seconds, she jokes "im starting to get a headache" , we laugh, because although we're already uncomfortably dazed by the pulsating colors , we assume it cant be THAT bad
3) i start to get a real headache about 3 mins into the film. i look over at my firend, and she looks visibly ill. frowning like she is trying to keep herself from being sick
4) i start to feel really terrible but keep my eyes closed whenever the epileptic parade of images becomes too overwhelming.
5) about 15 minutes in, my friends states, and i quote "imreallynotfeelingverygood (says it all very quickly)i dont know, im not kidding" she is covered in a cold sweat and looks like she has the flu. i ask if we should turn the movie off, she says no its ok but i got the impression she didnt want to seem like a wus
6) i have a SPLITTING headache by the 25 minute mark, and i need to go get aspirine. i felt FINE before the film started, i return from asprine getting to see my friend clutching a pillow to her stomach and looking on the verg of tears. she suddenly, and angerly exclaims "What is this supposed to be about? i dont understadn ANY of this! this is like a nightmare" (her words not mine)

and then around 35 minutes in.... without a word she gets up bolting for the bathroom. this all takes on a surreal quality for me, i feel like im in some strange daze, reality seems blured and whenever i take my eyes off our hdtv this sort of pulsing white flashy glows blurs everything, along with this pounding pain and preasure behind my eyes. i stumble off the sofa to follow her to see whats wrong... and then she begins to throw up. violently. for FIVE MINUTES. she must have emptied her stomach because by the end it was just dry heaves. she was covered in sweat, dripping in it, completely soaked basically and finially began to cry by the end of the puking. wracking sobs. i guess (i havnt the heart to ask) from either the mental stress of the proceding trauma the film inflicted, or the shame of being so violently and suddenly ill infront of me, i guess spoiling her night. i had to sit there holding her hair and telling her it was ok, if she wanted a cool towel, ect. telling her the movie messed with me too. again, this all took on a surreal dream like quality.

needless to say , we did NOT finish the movie. i promptly took it out of the dvd player and we actually called a taxi (sooooo expensive these days!!) for her because i could barely stand much less drive with my headache ect, and she was obviously in no condition to drive.

i put the movie back in the case and returned it.

i didnt see in in theaters, though, after this incident i recall one of my friends who DID go saying he heard stories of people throwing up in the theaters. a sick experiment at the audiences expense is all this was, and i guess if there is any good to come out of it, its that people were smart enough to stay home, adn the film bombed so badly hopefully saving more people from the same fate. (i wonder if the film had opened at 100 million, and the percentages of illness and such were higher, would we have seen law suits?? i know if i were a mom and my kid got sick from sothing this deranged, id be angry enough to sue) lets hope this is the wachowskis last chacne to play with peoples psyches and health that hollywood ever affords them. they deserve the directors jail equivilant to the electric chair.


if you think im being harsh, understand this: this write up contains ZERO hyperbole. i am actually ANGRY about the whole experience and needed to vent. and, though i assume anyone on this board has already suffered through this, if this write up prevents even ONE person from seeing this movie, or ONE parent from buying it for their small child, it will have been worth it. i obviously dotn even need to go into the "writing" or "acting " contained in this "entertainment". to say they are infomercial level isnt just kind, its inaccurate. they are truely perverse on a level im just now beginning to understand. its like antiwriting, or anti acting.. antifilmmaking i guess. i dont know how better to put it. all i know is that not even MST3K could make this movie enjoyable on any level
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#10 kate_is_amazing
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[QUOTE="DrCoCoPiMp"]I prefer subwaywizard90

i do not get it

Does it matter? You posted this before

no this is updated with new info