oh wow resistance: fall of man is such a sweet game....
easily the best ps3 luanch title (which isnt saying much....) but regardless, its one hell of a game. if you have a ps3, this game is a must-own.
this game is not only intense, and cool, but really, really, really fun.

ok, so this store called the hobby kingdom ( www.thehobbykingdom.com ) has this contest to win a 60GB ps3, which they raffled off at 6pm. i was there, and i was ticket #33.

after excruciating minutes of waiting, the lights dim and the person adresses the 100 people that were gathered.

after raffling off secondary prizes (futureshop giftcards and stakehouse dinners), he finally announces the ps3.

"number 95.... RYAN WERE!" i went estatic, for you see, ryan is my 7-year-old brother! i was like "ZOMFG TIS' CANNOT BE!" yet it was, and i got my ps3 (thank you Lord), and it came with taladega nights on blu-ray. i am so happy, now i dont have to choose between a ps3 and a new graphics card, and im picking up Resistance: Fall of Man tomorow! wOOt!

yes i got san andreas and vice city stories today, and both games decidedly kick ass. i was given a used copy of GTA3 a couple of moths back to borrow, but the POS is so scratched i cant get past the third mission and textures wont load sometimes. WHY, GOD?!?!
but still GTA ftw!

decided against it, waiting for them to fix all the bugs in the bee-hotch now. @#$% sony.....

yeah, im probably getting a ps3 soon, getting it ordered tmo, delivered in a week or 2. huzzah!
but, i still ahve to try out the wii, and my freinds getting a 360 so we can swap consoles whenever we want, which is why im not gettin a 360, kthnx.

aaah what is happening in my life... nothing really interesting. probably gonna pick up vice city stories today, see a movie, PC justwrote the clan history but im too lazy to find it myself so youll have to look for it, but im assuming if youre reading this you probably know what im talking about and probably arent very interested because you have either read it or are going to. FAK MORE RANDOM PPL READ MY BLOGS PLZ KTHNX!
meh, i want a bunch of games to come out like right this second, like crysis, or hl2:ep2, but thats not gonna happen. gonna pick up the ps3 once the second batch hits stores, and now im gonna play some css gungame. yeah, thats my blog, beeitch. may not be interesting, but if you want to read very opinionated posts from me that include numerous swear words and will probably make you think, go to www.hew-clan.com/phpBB2/index.php

thats where i get out all my random bihtching (#$%! gamespots swear filter) so i have nothing to say here.

till next time,
khold.

well, its nearly 1 in the morning on a monday night and i think im about ready to kill myself.

i have to work on a project thats due tomorow but fukin' windows media player wont just let me do my job and go to sleep..... i think ill be another few hours. id better get to a phone and call the suicide hotline before i kill myself..... wait whats the number for the suicide hotline? oh man im screwed......

saw it on sunday, and it was an absolute BLAST.

definatly one of the most memorable points in my otherwise pointless life, i got to mette jeremy, anastasia, kyle and most of the pp cast (like teh_masterer) but unfortuantly, there was no doug. (!@#$ toronto...). anyway, i was in line for about 10 mins gettin the tickets, lookin around at all the gamers from around the globe ( some guys from holland & australia) and they all were bustin' out their PSPs and DSs and goin' all wi-fi on each other. i finaly got the tickets, then ahd to wait in line for nearly an hour before the doors opened and they finaly let us in the cinema. i got seats on the top balcony, cuz downstairs was nearly full and couldnt get a good view cuz of some dude w/ an afro :P

we all got comfortable, then, it started.

the lights in the theater dimmed, all except for the ones on the stage. the crowd cheered, and teh_masterer walked up onto the stage. "nOObs." he proclaimed. "all nOObs. i honestly thought there would be more pros here. now tell me, does anyone pwn at RTS?" the audience screamed. "does anyone ehre pwn at FPS?" the crowd screamed even louder. "i thought not. i was obiously wasting my time." and with that, he walked off the stage. then, jeremy walked up onto the stage. "JEREMY, JEREMY, JEREMY.....!!!!" shouted the crowd, as teh_pwnerer himself graced the crowd with his presence. he raised his hands, like holy instruments of immaculate pwnage, and the cheering died down. "guys, it feels great to be home." he said, and yet more cheering erupted from the seats. once it subsided, he continued, saying "guys, i have been to vancouver and calgary, but there has been no audience like this"

yet more cheering. it goes on for this for aout 2 minutes, then kyle walks up on the stage. kyle gives the low-down on whats going down during the preformance and then selected some audience members to show off their best micro. the guy who brought his own keyboard won (i was actually suprised at how many ppl brought keyboards), and him and the 2nd place asain chick both walked away w/ nOOb store gift certificates. then, there was an FPS doug impersination contest was held, where answers ranged from the nervous guy messing up and yelling "i can dance all. uh, BOOM HEADSHOT!" and recieving much booing, to one guy screaming "hey wsup my name is matt. FUK matt won.

then, they showed episode 11. once it was over, we all got a 10-minute break, which i used to stock up on some nibs, an Oh Henry and a large mountain dew.

fianly, ep12 was showed, which was fukin' halarious and had the biggest plot twist in PP yet, but the only thing ill spoil abt the episode is voiceboxes. voiceboxes are the coolest sh1t ever, whcih blurt out one of jeremy or dougs catchphrases with the touch of a button (six buttons in all), but was kind of a rip at ten bucks a pop. but, i bought a jeremy one and still havent tired of making it say "mballs!""you remind me of gay and my favorite combination: "you remind me of mballs!".

the episode comes out today, i think, and if you dont download it you are either on some sort of weird drug or dead.

PEACE OUT

it was all a joke. can you believe it? ugh. im glad hes alive and all but seriously freaked me out

Travis Madeira, or better known as Remedyz, died recently. Rem was a member of my clan, HEW, and he was out with his friends one night and got into a car accident on his way home. he was rushed to the hospital in a coma before he died. he was a great guy, and it sucks major ass to have him gone. may he rest in peace.